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Great songs musically ruined by singers or lyrics

Posted on 3/28/24 at 3:33 pm
Posted by supatigah
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Posted on 3/28/24 at 3:33 pm
I was thinking about this the other day while sitting in traffic and two songs came immediately to mind

In between days - the cure

I know calling out Robert Smith for shite vocals or shite lyrics is the most obvious thing ever but this song is especially egregious. Great 80s jangly guitar, sweet sweeping chords on the synth and a fun dance drum beat with a giant turd of robert smith right in the middle of it

Heaven Knows I am miserable now - The Smiths

Johnny Marr should have murdered Morrissey for this atrocity. The guitar tone in the opening and the mastery exhibited in the bridge are exquisite and then Morrisey takes the makings of a fantastic 80s pop song and disgraces it with his awful singing of garbage like this:

quote:

I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour
But heaven knows I'm miserable now
I was looking for a job and then I found a job
And heaven knows I'm miserable now

[Refrain 1]
In my life, why do I give valuable time
To people who don't care if I live or die?

[Verse 2]
Two lovers entwined pass me by
And heaven knows I'm miserable now
I was looking for a job and then I found a job
And heaven knows I'm miserable now

[Refrain 1]
In my life, oh, why do I give valuable time
To people who don't care if I live or I die?

[Verse 3]
What she asked of me at the end of the day
Caligula would have blushed
"Oh, you've been in the house too long", she said
And I naturally fled

[Refrain 2]
In my life, why do I smile
At people who I'd much rather kick in the eye?

[Verse 4]
I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour
But heaven knows I'm miserable now
"Oh, you've been in the house too long", she said
And I naturally fled

[Refrain 1]
In my life, oh, why do I give valuable time
To people who don't care if I live or I die?


There are probably better examples of The Cure or The Smiths music ruined by the frontmen.

Are there any examples of this type of tomfoolery from other bands that stick out to you?


Posted by cgrand
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Posted on 3/28/24 at 4:31 pm to
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The guitar tone in the opening and the mastery exhibited in the bridge are exquisite and then Morrisey takes the makings of a fantastic 80s pop song and disgraces it with his awful singing of garbage like this
to be fair, that's every smiths' song
Posted by TFTC
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Posted on 3/28/24 at 5:12 pm to
Those are two classics... so not sure how they are ruined in any way..
Posted by SJS101
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Posted on 3/28/24 at 5:25 pm to
I don't think I could disagree more with you on those two examples.
Posted by Kafka
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Posted on 3/28/24 at 5:30 pm to
Definitive example:

Vonda Shepard - "Walk Away Renee"

Nice country-rock arrangement of the Left Banke standard, ruined by the vocal (yaay yaay)
Posted by Jake88
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Posted on 3/28/24 at 5:39 pm to
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I don't think I could disagree more with you on those two examples
Agreed. Both of those songs are better than 95% of rock/pop songs.
Posted by Vandyrone
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Posted on 3/28/24 at 6:41 pm to
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I don't think I could disagree more with you on those two examples.
Posted by Honest Tune
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Posted on 3/29/24 at 8:31 am to
Derek Trucks music once he handed his balls over to Susan.
Posted by TTB
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Posted on 3/29/24 at 8:32 am to
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to be fair, that's every smiths' song


I’d love the Smiths if it wasn’t for Morrissey. Came across this the other day. Way better IMHO

Johnny Marr - How Soon is Now

Posted by STigers
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Posted on 3/29/24 at 8:33 am to
Posted by YumYum Sauce
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Posted on 3/29/24 at 9:51 am to
White Rabbit has such an iconic soundto it but has the silly Alice in wonderland lyrics and just kind of abruptly stops at 2.5 minutes.

Always thought it should have been not only longer but lyrically tied to something darker.

Posted by Big Scrub TX
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Posted on 3/29/24 at 11:20 am to
Black by Pearl Jam

Anything Tom Waites and most Leonard Cohen
Posted by A12 Oxcart
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Posted on 3/29/24 at 2:47 pm to
Most Dylan songs. If he had to sing for his supper as a child he would have died of starvation at age 9.
Posted by Rep520
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Posted on 3/29/24 at 3:43 pm to
I'm not sure how great the song is, but one of the more WTF moments that derails an otherwise solid song is Future 1:45 into King's Dead.

LINK

Bob Dylan's voice is nails on a chalkboard to me. Darius Rucker tanked a lot of Hootie's second album by mumble-singing so bad you couldn't understand the majority of what he was saying.
Posted by JumpingTheShark
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Posted on 3/29/24 at 11:30 pm to
It’s like you tried to find two of the absolute best cure and smiths songs…what horrible examples
Posted by Corso
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Posted on 3/30/24 at 7:52 pm to
Rush
Posted by TheTideMustRoll
Birmingham, AL
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Posted on 3/31/24 at 6:24 pm to
I'll probably get shite all over for this opinion, but hey, it is just, like, my opinion, man.

"Maybe I'm Amazed" could be one of the most beautiful songs ever written if it wasn't for Paul McCartney deciding to just Maca all over it with his high-pitched Cookie Monster vocals.
Posted by AlxTgr
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Posted on 3/31/24 at 7:26 pm to
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Those are two classics... so not sure how they are ruined in any way..
This
Posted by Kafka
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Posted on 3/31/24 at 7:36 pm to
The mystery of "Maybe I'm Amazed" is why it wasn't originally released as a single
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 3/31/24 at 8:09 pm to
band nerd



I do really enjoy your take on so much of the music.. Theres still that DJ that kept paying attention to music..I need to get back into that,,,
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