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Posted on 4/10/18 at 12:07 pm
Posted by MikeHoncho47
St. Mary Parish
Member since Aug 2016
1464 posts
Posted on 4/10/18 at 12:07 pm
Gonna go ahead and get the correct answer out of the way...

That's why I fricked yo bitch
You fat motherfricker

2Pac - Hit'Em Up

What are some others?
Posted by Marciano1
Marksville, LA
Member since Jun 2009
18401 posts
Posted on 4/10/18 at 12:20 pm to
You let me violate you
You let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you
You let me complicate you
Posted by MountainTiger
The foot of Mt. Belzoni
Member since Dec 2008
14661 posts
Posted on 4/10/18 at 12:32 pm to
Easy chair with my boots on
Melted whiskey in my hand
Couldn't o' been asleep more than three hours
Time to go to work again
Posted by ThePTExperience1969
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Apr 2016
13360 posts
Posted on 4/10/18 at 12:32 pm to
Manic Monday
Kiss
1999
Let's Go Crazy
Billie Jean
Like A Virgin
Hungry Like The Wolf
Voodoo Child (Slight Return)
7
Purple Rain
Like A Prayer
Sign O The Times
Jessie's Girl
Don't Stop Til You Get Enough
I Want You Back
My Girl
All Along the Watchtower
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29461 posts
Posted on 4/10/18 at 12:35 pm to
“frick the Pain Away” by Peaches


Suckin’ on my titties like you wanted me
Calling me, all the time like Blondie



This post was edited on 4/10/18 at 12:36 pm
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
77935 posts
Posted on 4/10/18 at 12:35 pm to
another hungover morning
in the bottom of the black lagoon
purgatory disguised as a room with a view
i used to be in heaven lookin down
now i know the inferno from the inside
and you cant see out them windows
and smoke gets in your eyes
and i just want to cry cry cry cry cry
Posted by tigermeat
Member since Jan 2005
3004 posts
Posted on 4/10/18 at 12:41 pm to
Not technically the opening, but close enough:

Well I'm a west coast struttin'
One bad mother
Got a rattlesnake suitcase
Under my arm
Said I'm a mean machine
Been drinkin' gasoline
And honey you can make my motor hum
Posted by Duane Dibbley
Red Dwarf
Member since Nov 2011
1563 posts
Posted on 4/10/18 at 12:57 pm to
The The - This Is The Day

Well... you didn't wake up this morning
Because you didn't go to bed.
You were watching the whites of your eyes turn red.

Joe Jackson - Is She Really Going Out With Him?

Pretty women out walking with gorillas down my street
From my window, I'm staring while my coffee goes cold

Boomtown Rats - I Don't Like Mondays

The silicon chip inside her head
Gets switched to overload


Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
77935 posts
Posted on 4/10/18 at 12:59 pm to
There's a stain on my notebook
Where your coffee cup was
Posted by HogX
Madison, WI
Member since Dec 2012
5040 posts
Posted on 4/10/18 at 1:10 pm to
Well, my daddy didn't pull-out but he never apologized.
Posted by rutiger
purgatory
Member since Jun 2007
21103 posts
Posted on 4/10/18 at 1:12 pm to
Chris robinson brotherhood
California hymn

Are you a suspect, are you clean or are you like me kinda in between.
Posted by 225bred
COYS
Member since Jun 2011
20386 posts
Posted on 4/10/18 at 1:15 pm to
quote:

That's why I fricked yo bitch
You fat motherfricker

2Pac - Hit'Em Up


that's not music.

that's noise.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
77935 posts
Posted on 4/10/18 at 1:27 pm to
quote:

that's not music.

that's noise.
Posted by Keep Stirring
Member since Sep 2016
2603 posts
Posted on 4/10/18 at 1:29 pm to
She thinks she missed the train to Mars











she's out back counting stars.
This post was edited on 4/10/18 at 1:31 pm
Posted by BitBuster
Lafayette
Member since Dec 2017
1439 posts
Posted on 4/10/18 at 1:45 pm to
Best sung opening line?

She's just a small town girl,
Livin' in a lonely world..

There are many others with better lyrics, but I've got to go with Steve Perry on this one.
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81604 posts
Posted on 4/10/18 at 1:50 pm to
quote:

There's a stain on my notebook
Where your coffee cup was


Like.

Walking down main street-gettin' to know the concrete.


They crowded up to Lenin with their noses worn off.

Posted by Allthatfades
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2014
6680 posts
Posted on 4/10/18 at 1:56 pm to
A couple of my favorites:

Some people call me the space cowboy yeah
Some call me the gangster of love

Times have changed and times are strange
Here I come, but I ain't the same
Mama, I'm coming home

I wish I was in Austin
In the chilly parlor bar
Drinkin' Mad Dog Margaritas
And not carin' where you are
Posted by McGregor
Member since Feb 2011
6312 posts
Posted on 4/10/18 at 2:07 pm to
I was tired of my lady....
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
22887 posts
Posted on 4/10/18 at 2:09 pm to
I’ve always liked this one

“Well I woke up Sunday morning with no way to hold my head that didn’t hurt, and the beer I had for breakfast wasn’t bad, so I had one more for dessert.”
Posted by Damone
FoCo
Member since Aug 2016
32501 posts
Posted on 4/10/18 at 2:10 pm to
Please allow me to introduce myself
I’m a man of wealth and taste
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