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Posted on 3/2/13 at 9:45 pm to Big Lake
When the frick did we get ice cream?!?!?!?
Posted on 3/2/13 at 9:45 pm to LSU CRAZY
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Hey, try not to suck any dicks on the way through the parking lot!!
Clerks! Yes!
Every time a cashier tells me a price that ends in 37, I say "Thirty-seven??" and laugh to myself.
Posted on 3/2/13 at 9:59 pm to DeathValley85
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Every time a cashier tells me a price that ends in 37, I say "Thirty-seven??" and laugh to myself.
39.37" in a meter.
Posted on 3/2/13 at 11:38 pm to Spock's Eyebrow
"Rick Von Slonecker is tall, rich, good looking, stupid, dishonest, conceited, a bully, liar, drunk and thief, an egomaniac, and probably psychotic...in short, highly attractive to women."
Posted on 3/3/13 at 12:07 am to Zamoro10
Commence Operation Vaccusuck!
Posted on 3/3/13 at 3:00 am to Suck Out West
My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
I'd listen to him he's pre-med
I'd listen to him he's pre-med
Posted on 3/3/13 at 3:10 am to Big Lake
Posted on 3/3/13 at 4:23 pm to Sho Nuff
"Face it, you fricked up! You trusted us!"
Posted on 3/3/13 at 4:50 pm to SoFla Tideroller
Pretty much anything bob ueker says on major league 1&2
Posted on 3/5/13 at 12:54 pm to Big Lake
It's a league game Smokey or Smokey this is not Nam this is bowling, there are rules
Posted on 3/5/13 at 1:19 pm to Big Lake
"Heil Hitler!"
"Heil Hitler"
"Heil Hitler"
"Heil Myself."
"Nice knockers!"
"Why, thank you!"
"Werewolf?"
"No, THERE wolf! THERE castle!"
"Excuse me while I whip this out."
"Did you just see a pack of Trojans?"
"Damn, I just ran out?"
"Funny, she doesn't look Druish."
"Heil Hitler"
"Heil Hitler"
"Heil Myself."
"Nice knockers!"
"Why, thank you!"
"Werewolf?"
"No, THERE wolf! THERE castle!"
"Excuse me while I whip this out."
"Did you just see a pack of Trojans?"
"Damn, I just ran out?"
"Funny, she doesn't look Druish."
Posted on 3/5/13 at 1:19 pm to Big Lake
Thats why I love about these high school girls, I get older, they stay the same age.....
Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your arse!
Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your arse!
Posted on 3/5/13 at 1:23 pm to Bond... James Bond
quote:
"Haha, that's funny. You're gonna look funnier sucking my dick with no teeth"
my God i love that line.
Posted on 3/5/13 at 2:11 pm to SEClint
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"..I ain't got time to bleed."
Why? Are you bleeding?
Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh, but it looks good on you though.
Posted on 3/5/13 at 2:12 pm to TDTGodfather
Not a one liner but...
Harry: [shivering] Lloyd, I can't feel my fingers, they're numb! Lloyd: Oh well here, take this extra pair of gloves, my hands are starting to get a little sweaty. Harry: Extra gloves? You've had extra gloves this whole time? Lloyd:Uh yea, we are in the Rockies. Jeez!
State Trooper: Pullover! Harry: No, it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing
Harry: [shivering] Lloyd, I can't feel my fingers, they're numb! Lloyd: Oh well here, take this extra pair of gloves, my hands are starting to get a little sweaty. Harry: Extra gloves? You've had extra gloves this whole time? Lloyd:Uh yea, we are in the Rockies. Jeez!
State Trooper: Pullover! Harry: No, it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing
This post was edited on 3/5/13 at 2:25 pm
Posted on 3/5/13 at 2:14 pm to Hu_Flung_Pu
Or
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Posted on 3/5/13 at 2:24 pm to Hu_Flung_Pu
"It's just been revoked"
Posted on 3/5/13 at 2:38 pm to Big Lake
The God Damn Germans got nothing to do with it.
Jr. Get Back in the God Damn Car.
When we get home, the first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo momma in the mouth. There is no way. No Way, you come from my loins.
Jr. Get Back in the God Damn Car.
When we get home, the first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo momma in the mouth. There is no way. No Way, you come from my loins.
Posted on 3/5/13 at 2:43 pm to Big Lake
The God Damn Germans got nothing to do with it.
Jr. Get Back in the God Damn Car.
When we get home, the first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo momma in the mouth. There is no way. No Way, you come from my loins.
Jr. Get Back in the God Damn Car.
When we get home, the first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo momma in the mouth. There is no way. No Way, you come from my loins.
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