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Posted on 3/2/13 at 1:02 pm to Big Lake
Ty Webb: A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.
Posted on 3/2/13 at 1:07 pm to davesdawgs
"I think I just fricked a squirrel to death and I don't even remember it."
Posted on 3/2/13 at 1:11 pm to boxcarbarney
"All I got to do now is find a one-legged nun walking a goat and I win."
Posted on 3/2/13 at 1:24 pm to Ace Midnight
My sig quote
Posted on 3/2/13 at 1:26 pm to Big Lake
"Cause I'll frick your mom." - Adam Demamp.
Posted on 3/2/13 at 1:57 pm to rdw1690
quote:
I guess so? I thought we were just throwing out our favorite one-liners.
Yes then no then yes again I think
Posted on 3/2/13 at 2:02 pm to Byron Bojangles III
Anybody ever tell you you look like a penis with a cap on?
Posted on 3/2/13 at 2:20 pm to magildachunks
Posted on 3/2/13 at 2:45 pm to dpd901
I'm your huckleberry.
Anything Stephen says in "Braveheart."
He don't even have a license, Lisa.
That's no moon; it's a space station.
Yeah, but this is my shooting hand.
Anything Stephen says in "Braveheart."
He don't even have a license, Lisa.
That's no moon; it's a space station.
Yeah, but this is my shooting hand.
Posted on 3/2/13 at 2:57 pm to Michael T. Tiger
quote:
Anything Stephen says in "Braveheart."
The good Lord said he can get me out of this one, but he's pretty sure you're fricked
MY ISLAND!
quoted from memory
Posted on 3/2/13 at 3:48 pm to Big Lake
Rick: How can you close me up? On what grounds?
Captain Renault: I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here! [a croupier hands Renault a pile of money]
Croupier: Your winnings, sir.
Captain Renault: [sotto voce] Oh, thank you very much.
***
Captain Renault: Major Strasser has been shot... round up the usual suspects.
***
Rick: Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine.
Captain Renault: I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here! [a croupier hands Renault a pile of money]
Croupier: Your winnings, sir.
Captain Renault: [sotto voce] Oh, thank you very much.
***
Captain Renault: Major Strasser has been shot... round up the usual suspects.
***
Rick: Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine.
This post was edited on 3/2/13 at 3:49 pm
Posted on 3/2/13 at 4:12 pm to JawjaTigah
From a movie most here are probably not aware.....Baby The Rain Must Fall.
Georgia Simmons plays the dying foster mother of Steve McQueen and as he visits her on her death bed she says, "You're no damn good, you never have been, you never will be. You aint even worth killin"
Georgia Simmons plays the dying foster mother of Steve McQueen and as he visits her on her death bed she says, "You're no damn good, you never have been, you never will be. You aint even worth killin"
Posted on 3/2/13 at 4:12 pm to JawjaTigah
"Who left the fridge open!?"
Posted on 3/2/13 at 4:19 pm to Big Lake
I feel like a can of smashed assholes.
My ice cubes are getting a bit dry.
My ice cubes are getting a bit dry.
Posted on 3/2/13 at 4:26 pm to Mad_Mardigan
"Out of the way, PECK!"
Posted on 3/2/13 at 4:37 pm to Big Lake
Hey, try not to suck any dicks on the way through the parking lot!!
Posted on 3/2/13 at 6:00 pm to Big Lake
"..I ain't got time to bleed."
Posted on 3/2/13 at 7:32 pm to SEClint
"I'll be right back!" -Chuck Nolan
Posted on 3/2/13 at 8:48 pm to Suck Out West
Pretty much anything said by Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in Full Metal Jacket; many from Dumb and Dumber
But my all-time favorite is...
"7's the key number here! Think about it: 7 Elevens, 7 dwarves, 7, man, that's the number! 7 chipmunks twirling on a branch, eating lots o' sunflowers on my uncle's ranch -- you know that old children's tale from the sea!" ~The Hitchhiker, There's Something About Mary
and how about
"Haha, that's funny. You're gonna look funnier sucking my dick with no teeth"
But my all-time favorite is...
"7's the key number here! Think about it: 7 Elevens, 7 dwarves, 7, man, that's the number! 7 chipmunks twirling on a branch, eating lots o' sunflowers on my uncle's ranch -- you know that old children's tale from the sea!" ~The Hitchhiker, There's Something About Mary
and how about
"Haha, that's funny. You're gonna look funnier sucking my dick with no teeth"
This post was edited on 3/2/13 at 8:56 pm
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