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Your favorite one-liners

Posted on 3/2/13 at 11:23 am
Posted by Big Lake
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 3/2/13 at 11:23 am
Spinoff of the Army of Darkness thread. What is your favorite cheesy one-liner.

Posted by Murray
Member since Aug 2008
14839 posts
Posted on 3/2/13 at 11:31 am to
You can "derelict" my balls.


ETA:

I just read the thread title and popped this off. This line isn't cheesy.

Looks like you're going for "let off some steam Bennett" type movie quotes.
This post was edited on 3/2/13 at 11:34 am
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
51733 posts
Posted on 3/2/13 at 11:31 am to
Posted by The Dudes Rug
Member since Nov 2004
14067 posts
Posted on 3/2/13 at 11:32 am to
"Shut the frick up Donnie."
Posted by wish i was tebow
The Golf Board
Member since Feb 2009
46124 posts
Posted on 3/2/13 at 11:33 am to
this is definitely where i parked my car
Posted by Big Lake
Member since Jul 2011
3844 posts
Posted on 3/2/13 at 11:33 am to
Thats probably the GOAT
Posted by saintsfan92612
Taiwan
Member since Oct 2008
30530 posts
Posted on 3/2/13 at 11:35 am to
Here's your sub-zero...now PLAIN zero
Posted by Tiger1242
Member since Jul 2011
33214 posts
Posted on 3/2/13 at 11:36 am to
I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...

I say this every time I drink Scotch (which is like twice a week)
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
52335 posts
Posted on 3/2/13 at 11:37 am to
quote:

Thats probably the GOAT


Oh and

This post was edited on 3/2/13 at 11:39 am
Posted by TigerintheNO
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2004
45070 posts
Posted on 3/2/13 at 11:40 am to
'leave the gun take the cannoli'
Posted by dpd901
South Louisiana
Member since Apr 2011
7899 posts
Posted on 3/2/13 at 11:43 am to




Gambling is illegal at Bushwood, Sir, and I never slice. Dammmm!
This post was edited on 3/2/13 at 11:45 am
Posted by DanglingFury
Living the dream
Member since Dec 2007
20475 posts
Posted on 3/2/13 at 12:00 pm to
Don Cheadle to Clooney in Out of Sight..."ya know Foley, a man don't have to die. He could just fall down on somethin hard, like a shiv...or my dick."
Posted by rdw1690
Member since Mar 2010
6469 posts
Posted on 3/2/13 at 12:07 pm to
Obviously you're not a golfer.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
95795 posts
Posted on 3/2/13 at 12:13 pm to
Generally you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance.
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
52335 posts
Posted on 3/2/13 at 12:14 pm to
quote:

Obviously you're not a golfer.


Obviously you didn't realize I used the big lebowski gif AS a one liner
Posted by rdw1690
Member since Mar 2010
6469 posts
Posted on 3/2/13 at 12:30 pm to
There's more than one good one liner in that flick.
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
52335 posts
Posted on 3/2/13 at 12:32 pm to
Jesus christ are you still lost?
Posted by rdw1690
Member since Mar 2010
6469 posts
Posted on 3/2/13 at 12:38 pm to
I guess so? I thought we were just throwing out our favorite one-liners.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
95795 posts
Posted on 3/2/13 at 12:43 pm to
Sorry about your crew, but as we say on Earth, c'est la vie.
Posted by Paedin
Tampa, Florida
Member since Apr 2012
2315 posts
Posted on 3/2/13 at 12:47 pm to
Your momma was a snowblower

Not the original clip, but Johnny 5 from Short Circuit. LMAO every time
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