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re: Your favorite obscure movie qoutes

Posted on 2/19/24 at 2:14 pm to
Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
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Posted on 2/19/24 at 2:14 pm to
I'm stealing it.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
64024 posts
Posted on 2/19/24 at 2:21 pm to
Run the blade down the stone at a 45 degree angle, and right down into the flesh.


Jake's specialty du jour - eggs erroneous. It's made with powdered eggs and herbs and spices smuggled into this country by Tibetan monks

Mr. Tipton: Have you ever held a leadership position?
Ernest P. Worrell: I had a ant farm once.



Posted by tWildcat
Verona, KY
Member since Oct 2014
19324 posts
Posted on 2/19/24 at 2:25 pm to
Dodgeball quote I use regularly

“Joanie loves Chachi!”
Posted by Handsome Pete
Member since Apr 2019
1318 posts
Posted on 2/19/24 at 2:27 pm to
From The Count of Montecristo



It's his enunciation that made it memorable. Whenever I have to say "complicated" I pronounce it like Guy Pearce.
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28908 posts
Posted on 2/19/24 at 2:32 pm to
Dan: Why are you looking at me?
Mitch: I'm not looking at you.
Uncle 1: He's looking into the vast void that is his future; you just happen to be there.


The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine!


Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
4348 posts
Posted on 2/19/24 at 2:36 pm to
Posted by 5 Deep
Crawford Boxes
Member since Jul 2010
21545 posts
Posted on 2/19/24 at 2:46 pm to
quote:

Strange Wilderness


Is a gold mine for hilarious quotes

“ Bears are a proud people, although they're not people per-say. They're animals. Bears derive their name from a football team in Chicago. Bears have been known to attack man, although the fact is that fewer people have been killed by bears than in all of World World I and World War II combined.”
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
20280 posts
Posted on 2/19/24 at 3:16 pm to
quote:

And now *you* understand. Anything goes wrong, anything at all... your fault, my fault, nobody's fault... it won't matter - I'm gonna blow your head off. No matter what else happens, no matter who gets killed I'm gonna blow your head off.
Posted by caro81
Member since Jul 2017
4891 posts
Posted on 2/19/24 at 3:34 pm to
my wife and i quote the lack of sparkle motion thing to each other a ton.

Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
66558 posts
Posted on 2/19/24 at 3:35 pm to
from Forgetting Sarah Marshall

“totally”

Posted by MDB
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2019
3079 posts
Posted on 2/19/24 at 4:02 pm to
“Yeah, you blend.”

Posted by UnluckyTiger
Member since Sep 2003
35823 posts
Posted on 2/19/24 at 4:05 pm to
Posted by ThuperThumpin
Member since Dec 2013
7323 posts
Posted on 2/19/24 at 4:10 pm to


Val Kilmer in Real Genius — 'I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates when he said...I drank what?'
Posted by Shingo
Louisiana, USA
Member since Sep 2010
3862 posts
Posted on 2/19/24 at 4:27 pm to
I’m not really a farmer
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
59522 posts
Posted on 2/19/24 at 4:42 pm to
This entire scene:
































Posted by Alt26
Member since Mar 2010
28367 posts
Posted on 2/19/24 at 4:44 pm to
In There’s Something About Mary the scene right after the firefighter reverses the zipper back over the frank and beans. They are rushing Ted out to an ambulance on a stretcher. It’s absolute chaos but you can barely hear Warren in the background yelling (in a retarded voice) “He was masturbating!” over and over again. Subtle, but hysterical
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155643 posts
Posted on 2/19/24 at 4:56 pm to
Damn! No wonder Delisha never came home.
Posted by Handsome Pete
Member since Apr 2019
1318 posts
Posted on 2/19/24 at 5:05 pm to
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany
Bay Area
Member since Nov 2018
3376 posts
Posted on 2/19/24 at 5:07 pm to
Get Shorty:

"Its Chili inside, and its Chilly outside. Its a regular fricking chili fest!"
-Ray Bones

"Harry. You're trying to tell me you fricked up without sounding stupid and thats a very hard thing to do"
- Chili Palmer
Posted by Geaux Piggins Geaux
Member since Aug 2015
708 posts
Posted on 2/19/24 at 5:07 pm to
Norm Macdonald in Billy Madison: "When I graduated first grade, all my dad did was tell me to get a job."
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