re: Your favorite obscure movie qoutes

“What the hell is Brett Favre doin here”

Matt Dillon is the best in that movie

“You’re a hard man to like, Hitler, but I’m going to try.”

Saving Silverman (super underated in my opinion)

Lee Emery) wheres the bathroom?
Steve Zahn) we don’t use the bathroom we use the lawn!
Jack Black) U’ve been pinchin loafs on the lawn i play
croket out there!

Setve Zahn) Why didn’t you answer the door?
Jack Black) I’m eating.
SZ) So what?
JB) I don’t answer the door when i’m eating.
SZ) I didn’t know that.
JB) You didn’t know a lot of things. You didn’t know I was gay!
SZ) Anything else you want to tell me?
JB) I’ve got three balls!
SZ) Shut up!

Dabney Coleman and Steve Forrest in North Dallas Forty (1979).

Emmett Hunter : Do you speak Canadian at all?

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I've said this before in these threads, but this line in 40 Year Old Virgin character cracks me up nonstop:






Just the way he tries to rhyme it to sound like Dr. Seuss. I don't know. I caught it one day and laughed at it for five minutes straight, and now every time I see it it just makes me laugh out loud for whatever reason.

Your uncle molests collies.

"Sometimes, what you think is paranoia, is actually heightened awareness."

-Dream Lover

"You're young and you got your health. What you want with a job?"

the whole movie is a quote machine, TBH.

“Of course he’s Jewish.” — Some onlooker when Supes saves a boy at Niagara Falls, Superman II

Seeing Fats Williams in those Weird Science pics reminded me of one from Action Jackson - “Bite him Dino. Bite him.”

Youtube

The man had an impressive list of film credits and was born in Louisiana.

The Gravy Train (1974) - Chicken Man (uncredited)
Rocky (1976) - Man in unemployment line (uncredited)
Rocky II (1979) - Job searcher (uncredited)
Defiance (1980) - Local #2
Rocky III (1982) - Derelict
Swing Shift (1984) - Bouncer at Kelly's
The Terminator (1984) - Truck Driver
Weird Science (1985) - Bar Patron
Iron Eagle (1986) - Slappy
Wildcats (1986) - Poolhall Man #2
Jumpin' Jack Flash (1986) - Larry (The Heavyset Guard)
Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987) - Marathon Shuttle Driver (uncredited)
Action Jackson (1988) - Kid Sable
Hot to Trot (1988) - Messenger
Road House (1989) - Derelict
House Party (1990) - Fats
Secret Agent OO Soul (1990) - Owner of Bertha's Cafe
Talkin' Dirty After Dark (1991) - Club Patron
Bébé's Kids (1992) - Card Player #2 (voice)
Storyville (1992) - Theotis Washington
Killin' Me Softly (1996) - Uncle Wesley (final film role)