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Your favorite obscure movie qoutes

Posted on 2/19/24 at 12:56 pm
Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
18163 posts
Posted on 2/19/24 at 12:56 pm
We all have the well-known quotes from so many of the best classics across genres.

But, what are some of your faves?

Going comedy for ONE of mine. Dodgeball is replete with one liners, but when Cotton slips in:
"It's time to separate the wheat from the chaff, the men from the boys, the awkwardly feminine from the possibly Canadian"

I crack up every time.

Millions of examples, what are yours?
Posted by HoopyD
Member since Nov 2004
3269 posts
Posted on 2/19/24 at 1:00 pm to
Airplane has some many great quotes but this is one of the more obscure ones.

Guy on phone in air traffic control- "He's a menace to himself and everything else in the air". Pause while other party talking. Answers back- "Yes, birds too"
Posted by Olric
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2015
1886 posts
Posted on 2/19/24 at 1:01 pm to
Pineapple express:

"Ugh, talk radio? The car committed suicide"
Posted by Madking
Member since Apr 2016
47649 posts
Posted on 2/19/24 at 1:02 pm to
RocknRolla

Cookie- “this bunch is doing more bugle than a brass section”

1,2- “I’m happy for you Cookie” then walks away as Cookie starts doing this weird little dance.

I laugh every time
Posted by Large Farva
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2013
8308 posts
Posted on 2/19/24 at 1:03 pm to
quote:

"It is estimated that bears kill over two million salmon a year. Attacks by salmon on bears are much more rare".


Strange Wilderness
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
13887 posts
Posted on 2/19/24 at 1:06 pm to
Wedding Crashers:

Jeremy:
I didn't get a lot of sleep last night, John, I'm fried.

John:
Soft mattress?

Jeremy:
Yeah, that could've been it. Could've been the soft mattress, or it could've been the midnight rape. Or the nude gay art show that took place in my room. One of those probably added to the lack of sleep.

John:
Try one of these scones, you're gonna love them.

Jeremy:
I'm a little too traumatized to have a scone. Let's move.

This post was edited on 2/19/24 at 1:09 pm
Posted by RoyalAir
Detroit
Member since Dec 2012
5878 posts
Posted on 2/19/24 at 1:07 pm to
Goon:
We're on the same team, you Chernobyl mother frickers.

Anyone seen LaFlamme? Yeah, he's out in the parking lot giving a single mother herpes.
Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
18163 posts
Posted on 2/19/24 at 1:08 pm to
quote:

The car committed suicide

Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47589 posts
Posted on 2/19/24 at 1:08 pm to
I can do several just from In Bruges

quote:

"An Uzi? I'm not from South Central Los fricking Angeles. I didn't come here to shoot twenty black ten year olds in a drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person."

quote:


"One gay beer for my gay friend, one normal beer for me because I am normal."


quote:


"You're an inanimate frickin' object!"


and from Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

quote:

"Still gay?

Me? No. I'm knee-deep in pussy. I just like the name so much, I can't get rid of it."


quote:

Harry: I mean, it's literally like someone took America by the East Coast and *shook* it, and all the normal girls managed to hang on.

Harmony: OK, everyone who hates Harry raise your hand!
[all the girls in the club raise their hands]

Perry: See that? Obedient little bitches too.

Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69896 posts
Posted on 2/19/24 at 1:19 pm to
"I think he's going to pork her, dad".
Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
18163 posts
Posted on 2/19/24 at 1:25 pm to
quote:

think he's going to pork her, dad".

He may pork her, Russ. Just eat, okay
Posted by TFTC
Chicago, Il
Member since May 2010
22269 posts
Posted on 2/19/24 at 1:29 pm to
Almost Famous

Lester Bangs:

The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you’re uncool.

also..

If you think Mick Jagger will still be out there trying to be a rock star at age fifty, then you are sadly, sadly mistaken.
This post was edited on 2/19/24 at 1:30 pm
Posted by JustLivinTheDream
Member since Jan 2017
3495 posts
Posted on 2/19/24 at 1:35 pm to
Las Vegas, a city built upon sand, broken dreams, and $5 lobster. A city where you can get a happy ending but only if you pay a little extra.

Dodgeball alone has about 20 quotes
Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
18163 posts
Posted on 2/19/24 at 1:39 pm to
quote:

Dodgeball alone has about 20 quotes

It's your favorite. Not great, but obscure.

Play the game. if you're correct or not.
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
24695 posts
Posted on 2/19/24 at 1:39 pm to
"Son, you know you got a panty on your head?"
Posted by Huey Lewis
BR
Member since Oct 2013
4644 posts
Posted on 2/19/24 at 1:41 pm to
Posted by Freauxzen
Utah
Member since Feb 2006
37247 posts
Posted on 2/19/24 at 1:46 pm to
"I have amazing insight. I would use it on myself except I don't have any problems."
- Music and Lyrics
Posted by lsusa
Doing Missionary work for LSU
Member since Oct 2005
4503 posts
Posted on 2/19/24 at 1:48 pm to
Awakenings-

“I’m sorry, if you were right, I would agree with you”.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
94877 posts
Posted on 2/19/24 at 1:50 pm to
“Yes, I’m a Mormon. That’s why I just smoked a pack of Newports and drank two vodka tonics.”
Posted by threedog79
Member since Sep 2013
2988 posts
Posted on 2/19/24 at 2:10 pm to
"Let's not forget Dude that keeping wildlife, um...an amphibious rodent, for...um, you know domestic...within the city...that ain't legal either." -- Walter Sobchak in The Big Lebowski
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