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re: Who’s the better Starship Captain: Kirk or Picard?

Posted on 6/13/25 at 9:16 am to
Posted by Unobtanium
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 6/13/25 at 9:16 am to
Kirk will kick your arse and frick your woman,

Picard will talk you to death.

Kirk all day.
Posted by Xignals
Pits of Hell
Member since Nov 2013
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Posted on 6/13/25 at 9:23 am to
I said Got DAMN! That had to be in a movie? HTF did I miss that?

That list is spot on as well.
Posted by boxcarbarney
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Posted on 6/13/25 at 9:51 am to
TV Picard > TV Kirk

Movie Kirk > Movie Picard
Posted by Bham4Tide
In a Van down by the River
Member since Feb 2011
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Posted on 6/13/25 at 10:54 am to

vs
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No contest
This post was edited on 6/13/25 at 10:55 am
Posted by boogiewoogie1978
Little Rock
Member since Aug 2012
19475 posts
Posted on 6/13/25 at 11:23 am to
Picard had some swag but Kirk was a pimp
Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
34928 posts
Posted on 6/13/25 at 12:39 pm to
If it's limited to those two, I would take Picard.

If it gets opened up then I'll take Pike every day of the week and maybe twice on Sundays or Mondays.
Posted by Donkus
Shreveport
Member since Feb 2013
1479 posts
Posted on 6/13/25 at 12:56 pm to
1. Picard
2. Sisko
3. Kirk
4. Archer
5. Pike
6. Janeway
Posted by Russvegas Dan
Member since Nov 2012
1234 posts
Posted on 6/13/25 at 1:14 pm to
If you have one ship and need a captain, pick Kirk.


If you have a fleet of ships and need a captain for your flagship, Picard.
Posted by boogiewoogie1978
Little Rock
Member since Aug 2012
19475 posts
Posted on 6/13/25 at 1:29 pm to
quote:

1. Picard
2. Sisko
3. Kirk


Nope
Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
34535 posts
Posted on 6/13/25 at 1:35 pm to
quote:

but he was actually a Captain on network TV longer that Kirk


Very true.

Kirk was also an Admiral for 4 of their 6 (6 1/2?) movies?
Motion Picture
Wrath of Kahn
Search for Spock
The Voyage Home (until the very end)

Then captain rank:
Final Frontier
Undiscovered Country
Generations (until presumed dead, but actually in the Nexus)

To be fair though, Kirk was also captain for The Animated Series, which ran for one and a half seasons, so I think he technically beats Sisko by just a hair in terms of television time as Captain (as TAS was on NBC).
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
11932 posts
Posted on 6/13/25 at 1:55 pm to
When you compre their accolades from just the movies, you have:

Kirk, who saved Earth from being destroyed by Vger.

He also used time travel to save the Earth from the whale probe.

Then again, Picard also used time travel to save Earth from the Borg.

Star Trek can be pretty ridiculous.

That said, I prefer Kirk.
Posted by Telecaster
Memphis
Member since May 2017
2165 posts
Posted on 6/13/25 at 3:27 pm to
James Tiberius Kirk
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
38070 posts
Posted on 6/13/25 at 5:29 pm to
Ask him when he is in New Orleans August 1st
Posted by gizmothepug
Louisiana
Member since Apr 2015
8521 posts
Posted on 6/13/25 at 6:02 pm to
Personally, I like Captain Pike but we pretty much already know how his story ends.
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
13565 posts
Posted on 6/13/25 at 7:00 pm to
Both suck hind tit to Sisko though.
—I was with ya til this
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
19285 posts
Posted on 6/13/25 at 7:13 pm to
Funny you ask as I just watched ST The voyage Home again the other night and I was thinking that in a real scenario Kirk would be one of greatest humans of all time.

Saved the world against VGer
Defeated Khan
Brought back Nuevo Spock
Saved the world from the whale intelligence UFO thing

That’s two world saving escapades in the midst of generally being a hero.

Picard was solid….but Kirk was the greatest starship captain of all time….full stop.



This post was edited on 6/13/25 at 7:15 pm
Posted by Clea
Member since Jun 2025
53 posts
Posted on 6/13/25 at 7:42 pm to
Big picture, I'm gonna nerd out. I bet serving on Picards Enterprise was fairly calm and by the book. Riker has Troi so I'll have to try and play doctor with Crusher. Worf and O'Brien would be cool to hang with until Whoopi scolds me for not having Jeordi at the table so I'm obviously racist.

Kirk's Enterprise would be more adventurous, drinks with The Captain, Bones, and Scotty would be cool. Trying to get brown sugar from Uhura would be cool but I'm afraid Sulu would be flirty.
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
37948 posts
Posted on 6/14/25 at 12:11 am to
The Balance of Terror episode of Strange New Worlds illustrated perfectly why Kirk is necessary in a Federation where the Picards and Pikes seem like the traditionally perfect captains.
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