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re: What is the worst movie you've ever seen in a theater?

Posted on 6/26/21 at 1:41 pm to
Posted by AZBadgerFan
Scottsdale, AZ
Member since May 2013
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Posted on 6/26/21 at 1:41 pm to
Little Shop of Horrors, hands down
Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
51606 posts
Posted on 6/26/21 at 1:44 pm to
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Mortal Kombat Annihilation.


That's a good one. It's a horrific film. It amazes me that shite like that gets made.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69088 posts
Posted on 6/26/21 at 1:50 pm to
Battlefield earth
Posted by boston vol
Lexington-Fayette, KY
Member since Sep 2015
5579 posts
Posted on 6/26/21 at 1:50 pm to
Tough choice between The Core and Vantage Point.
Posted by phantom70815
Walker, U.S.A
Member since Jan 2010
1389 posts
Posted on 6/26/21 at 1:52 pm to
I’ve walked out on 2 that I can recall-

The Dark Crystal
Oscar
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69088 posts
Posted on 6/26/21 at 1:54 pm to
For curiosity sake. Can you list your favorite comedy and favorite animated movie? I've never heard someone say Shrek is the worst movie.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 6/26/21 at 1:57 pm to
Contact. Jeez. I agree with Mr Garrisons assessment of that movie.

3 hours of technobable and nothing happening just for the alien to be her father.
Posted by muttenstein
Member since Oct 2012
2553 posts
Posted on 6/26/21 at 2:04 pm to
King Solomon’s Mines 1985. Putrid.
Posted by tPreacher
Member since Feb 2020
38 posts
Posted on 6/26/21 at 2:07 pm to
The Hulk with Eric Bana
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108403 posts
Posted on 6/26/21 at 2:07 pm to
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Contact. Jeez. I agree with Mr Garrisons assessment of that movie.

3 hours of technobable and nothing happening just for the alien to be her father.


The problem with Contact is it has no stakes. I like Contact but I didn’t love it. I remember thinking watching it “Well that’s enjoyable, but what was the point? How about you remake that movie but give it apocalyptic stakes?” And then Interstellar happened, and I’ve made no secret that I love that movie.
Posted by Athos
Member since Sep 2016
11878 posts
Posted on 6/26/21 at 2:09 pm to
Man of Steel I was miserable in.

But Hotel Artemis was screaming dog shite and I want that part of my life back.

Actually, on second thought. Make it The Transporter 3. frick that movie, frick that wretched love interest. I was trapped because I saw it with former Hs friends on break, and there’s absolutely nothing redeeming about it. I wanted a bomb to drop from the sky and obliterate every single character.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108403 posts
Posted on 6/26/21 at 2:10 pm to
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Man of Steel I was miserable in.


Good choice, but rethinking it through its Batman V Superman. That movie was just awful.
Posted by Athos
Member since Sep 2016
11878 posts
Posted on 6/26/21 at 2:14 pm to
That at least had the warehouse fight. There was no redeeming scene in MoS. It’s all garbage.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108403 posts
Posted on 6/26/21 at 2:16 pm to
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That at least had the warehouse fight. There was no redeeming scene in MoS. It’s all garbage.


Honestly the warehouse scene made me even more pissed off at the movie. Yeah, it’s a great scene, it briefly reminded me that I was actually alive and hadn’t literally descended into hell, and then it’s back to pure idiotic shite. At least MoS is consistently awful.
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
10226 posts
Posted on 6/26/21 at 2:34 pm to
Norbit
Posted by stuckintexas
austin
Member since Sep 2009
2111 posts
Posted on 6/26/21 at 2:48 pm to
MoS at least has some good musical score that distracted me from how much I hate DC.
MoS theme live in Prague

My answer is the 1999 Lou Diamond Phillips movie Bats.
movie was so bad the trailer don't even show clips
I learned all you had to do to get away from bats is duck your head, do a quick spin move, then run away. I'm hoping that life hack comes in handy one day since I live just outside of Austin. Had that nugget tucked away in my back pocket for over 20 years.
Posted by pevetohead
lurking behind sonic
Member since Apr 2017
2605 posts
Posted on 6/26/21 at 2:50 pm to
I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry

My parents decided to have a family movie day and I got drug to see this turd. The movie is like 2 hours. No comedy should be over 90 minutes. Painfully unfunny, beyond stupid plot, a hamfisted message about gay rights that comes across more as an insult than anything. Every gay in the movie is portrayed like Bruno but without the satire/irony and then has the balls to stand on a moral high ground regarding gay rights. Did I mention the movie is like 2 hours? Worst part is I told my parents I hated the movie and it was the worst thing I saw, and I got yelled at for being ungrateful. Thankfully I saw Superbad in the theater the week after and it washed the bad taste away.
Posted by PillageUrVillage
Mordor
Member since Mar 2011
14789 posts
Posted on 6/26/21 at 2:55 pm to
Green Zone.
Posted by coolpapaboze
Parts Unknown
Member since Dec 2006
15811 posts
Posted on 6/26/21 at 3:09 pm to
Star Wars I-III. If I had to choose one, it would be III. I was pissed off when I left the theater.
Posted by RollTide1987
Augusta, GA
Member since Nov 2009
65090 posts
Posted on 6/26/21 at 3:10 pm to
The Last Airbender.
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