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re: Trailer for ‘THE THOMAS CROWN AFFAIR'. Directed by & starring Michael B. Jordan.

Posted on 7/28/26 at 7:33 pm to
Posted by Flats
Member since Jul 2019
28696 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 7:33 pm to
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Don't mind the race switch here. There was nothing uniquely white or British or whatever about Thomas Crown, and it's not a historical character.


It's dumb and predictable but it won't make or break the movie. The switch for Without Remorse made very little sense but it sucked because it sucked, not because a black guy played the lead.
Posted by Jay Are
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2014
6367 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 7:34 pm to
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It's dumb and predictable


It's predictable in the sense that Jordan produced and directed this project as a star vehicle for himself.
Posted by Espritdescorps
Member since Nov 2020
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Posted on 7/28/26 at 7:37 pm to
Most overrated actor
Posted by Handsome Pete
Member since Apr 2019
2668 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 7:49 pm to
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The switch for Without Remorse made very little sense but it sucked because it sucked, not because a black guy played the lead.
Agree. That movie was such a disappointment. MBJ missed a golden opportunity to have an action franchise of his own - probably would've been better as a series. I bet if The Thomas Crown Affair is a hit, he'll start pumping out sequels.
Posted by Madking
Member since Apr 2016
72694 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 7:50 pm to
Don’t worry the chick will be white. It would be a gay relationship but MBJ won’t do that and he’s not white so they can’t force him to.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
30738 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 7:51 pm to
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There will be some equivocating and some hemming/hawing, but yes, it boils down to this for them.

What are the two of you even talking about? Masks, hemming, hawing, who is them? Speak clearly instead of using retard code.
Posted by SOBmustpay
North Louisiana
Member since Jun 2026
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Posted on 7/28/26 at 8:51 pm to
As if this board didn’t need anymore gasoline on fires, here we go
Posted by witty alias
Member since Nov 2012
2473 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 9:02 pm to
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No, because with that cast and director I knew it would not be a shitshow


What about this cast says “shitshow”?
Posted by witty alias
Member since Nov 2012
2473 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 9:05 pm to
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Isn't he british?


Steve McQueen?
Posted by StansberryRules
Member since Aug 2024
5533 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 9:33 pm to
In this version he steals a Red Dog Beer sign out of a gas station window.

Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
158786 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 9:35 pm to
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A movie about a black man who steals things
Posted by BeepBopBoop
Northshore
Member since Dec 2023
1546 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 9:41 pm to
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A movie about a black man who steals things…..


I mean how long can it take him to break into those glass cases at the Walgreens?
This post was edited on 7/28/26 at 9:45 pm
Posted by meeple
Carcassonne
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 7/28/26 at 9:51 pm to


This post was edited on 7/28/26 at 9:58 pm
Posted by TheRoarRestoredInBR
Member since Dec 2004
31158 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 11:25 pm to
Who's gonna play the role of Rene Russo's tittays?
Posted by Jay Are
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2014
6367 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 11:28 pm to
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Don’t worry the chick will be white. It would be a gay relationship but MBJ won’t do that and he’s not white so they can’t force him to.


Adria Arjona, as has alresdy been stated in this thread. It's not a mystery.
Posted by Roaad
White Privilege Broker
Member since Aug 2006
85266 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 11:35 pm to
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Steve McQueen
You are asking if I thought Steve McQueen was british

I can admit I didn't know McQueen played it before the 1st person that mentioned it in this thread. I never even watched the last one with Brosnan. . .as I loathe heist flicks. But I am a fan of MBJ.

But I need you to explain how you thought that of the actors that have played the role, you specifically thought I was talking only about Steve fricking McQueen.

I'll allow you all the time you need to answer.

I am not going to let this go
This post was edited on 7/28/26 at 11:39 pm
Posted by LanierSpots
Gulf of America / Sarasota FL
Member since Sep 2010
71625 posts
Posted on 7/29/26 at 4:31 am to
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Who's gonna play the role of Rene Russo's tittays?



It was her most attractive role. She was beautiful at this time. I always liked her acting better in Tin Cup but she looked amazing in TCA



Posted by Warfarer
Dothan, AL
Member since May 2010
12437 posts
Posted on 7/29/26 at 4:42 am to
While everyone is going back and forth on the race swap, I am wondering what revenge has to do with this movie.

As someone who has watched the Brosnan version probably 20 times and the original a few times, revenge isn't something I think of with Thomas Crown Affair. Crown robs for the thrill of it and doesn't really care about what he is stealing, he is just a bored rich guy.

I am curious if they just missed the shite out of the plot with the poster or if the whole move has missed the point and shifted.
Posted by Flats
Member since Jul 2019
28696 posts
Posted on 7/29/26 at 6:19 am to
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While everyone is going back and forth on the race swap, I am wondering what revenge has to do with this movie.


It's probably because this is a vanity project and he wants the protagonist to be justified in his thievery.
Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
35793 posts
Posted on 7/29/26 at 6:21 am to
You know, just as Hollywood starts making movies that are unique or at least from sources that haven’t been adapted yet, they remake a movie that’s already a remake.

Why would you do this? If you want a heist movie make something new.
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