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re: Tell me a movie. With a quote, not the title.

Posted on 12/14/22 at 7:56 am to
Posted by madmaxvol
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Member since Oct 2011
22210 posts
Posted on 12/14/22 at 7:56 am to
Customer looking at balloons on counter display: "Hey, Old Timer...do these blow up into funny shapes?"

Clerk: "No...not unless round is funny"

Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23293 posts
Posted on 12/14/22 at 8:00 am to
"My boy, we're pilgrims in an unholy land."
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
72109 posts
Posted on 12/14/22 at 8:38 am to
Piss on you, I'm working for Mel Brooks
Posted by Kracka
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Aug 2004
42368 posts
Posted on 12/14/22 at 8:59 am to
I wish....you had more time.
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
18093 posts
Posted on 12/14/22 at 9:59 am to
"They drew first blood, not me"
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
18093 posts
Posted on 12/14/22 at 10:00 am to
Well, Mr. Carpetbagger. We got somethin' in this territory called the Missouri boat ride.
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
350,000 Post Karma
Member since Aug 2013
11319 posts
Posted on 12/14/22 at 10:18 am to
You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.
Posted by PillageUrVillage
Mordor
Member since Mar 2011
16044 posts
Posted on 12/14/22 at 10:22 am to
“We got no food. We got no jobs. OUR PETS’ HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!”
Posted by lsufan112001
sportsmans paradise
Member since Oct 2006
11217 posts
Posted on 12/14/22 at 10:32 am to
“You fear me? So you should. All you who are vile. Would you like to know how you will die? The sacred time is near. Beware the blackness of day. Beware the man who brings the jaguar. Behold him reborn from mud and earth. For the one he takes you to will cancel the sky, and scratch out the earth. Scratch you out. And end your world. He’s with us now. Day will be like night. And the man jaguar will lead you to your end.
Posted by johnboyjax
Jacksonville
Member since Sep 2009
706 posts
Posted on 12/14/22 at 11:47 am to
"If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball"
Posted by Boodis Man
Member since Sep 2020
8368 posts
Posted on 12/14/22 at 12:20 pm to
"Well boys, I reckon this is it: nuclear combat toe-to-toe with the Ruskies!"
Posted by Jesco
Houston
Member since May 2022
284 posts
Posted on 12/14/22 at 12:46 pm to
“Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?”
Posted by TheTideMustRoll
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2009
10702 posts
Posted on 12/14/22 at 1:40 pm to
"These go to eleven."

Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
139487 posts
Posted on 12/14/22 at 3:44 pm to
"You brought one horse too many"
Posted by boston vol
Lexington-Fayette, KY
Member since Sep 2015
7003 posts
Posted on 12/14/22 at 4:01 pm to
Where you going you dizzy mother fricker you?
Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61451 posts
Posted on 12/14/22 at 4:33 pm to
I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shite on me?
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
21868 posts
Posted on 12/14/22 at 5:30 pm to
Buzzards gotta eat….same as worms.
Posted by blueagateblues
Member since Sep 2022
252 posts
Posted on 12/14/22 at 5:37 pm to
“I’ll find him for three. But I’ll catch him and kill him for ten.”
Posted by SoFlaGuy
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Apr 2020
3220 posts
Posted on 12/14/22 at 6:13 pm to
“Big gulps, huh? Welp, see ya later!”
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
56275 posts
Posted on 12/14/22 at 6:19 pm to
quote:

"What's happenin' with those sausages, Charlie?"


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