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re: Sophie Turner cast as Laura Croft in Amazon Tomb Raider series

Posted on 9/4/25 at 8:50 pm to
Posted by Scruffy
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Posted on 9/4/25 at 8:50 pm to
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I couldn't care less about whether or not she has big "assets"
Then we are at an impasse.
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
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Posted on 9/4/25 at 9:15 pm to
Going with classic angular 1990's video game Laura Croft boobs & body shape.

Bold move, Cotton.
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 9/4/25 at 9:16 pm to
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Sophie Turner cast as Laura Croft in Amazon Tomb Raider series
Is this the one run by the Fleabag chick that ruined the last Indiana Jones movie?
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 9/4/25 at 9:19 pm to
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I couldn't care less about whether or not she has big "assets"
Oh. . .see because we are straight men. We like boobs on women, even when they are fully clothed. It is a weird thing about us breeders



Now I see from where the confusion keep arising with some of these cats.
This post was edited on 9/4/25 at 9:20 pm
Posted by TheePalmetto
Member since Aug 2025
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Posted on 9/4/25 at 9:23 pm to
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said better, as in “better than Sophie Turner”. Learn to read. I clearly said she had flaws. They were clearly attempting to “match” the Lara from the new games. At least Angelina Jolie had the “assets” in her movies.


She’s clearly NOT a better option than Sophie Turner. At least Sophie Turner has a believable physique to play Lara Croft. That alone puts her leagues ahead of Alicia Vikander.
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
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Posted on 9/4/25 at 9:34 pm to
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At least Sophie Turner has a believable physique to play Lara Croft.


Based on what?




Seriously, have you ever seen her run or do anything athletic?
Posted by Scruffy
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Posted on 9/4/25 at 9:38 pm to
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At least Sophie Turner has a believable physique to play Lara Croft
In what way?
Posted by DMagic
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Posted on 9/4/25 at 9:54 pm to



Why is it so hard to understand what tomb raider is about here
Posted by TheePalmetto
Member since Aug 2025
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Posted on 9/4/25 at 10:01 pm to
She’s taller, has wider hips, and bigger boobs than Alicia Vikander. Did y’all all go blind or something? lol

Seriously the only castings for Lara Croft that would have been worse than Vikander would have been Rosie O Donnell or a dude. It’s like the casting director was only told the character was a woman and had brown hair and that was it.
Posted by GoGators1995
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Posted on 9/4/25 at 10:12 pm to
This isn't 1997.
Lara looks like this now.

Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 9/5/25 at 7:58 am to
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She’s not pretty enough


Yep. Agree. And she doesnt have the sex appeal.
Posted by AUCom96
Alabama
Member since May 2020
6614 posts
Posted on 9/5/25 at 9:00 am to
Sophie Turner always comes off to me as someone's personality-challenged sister who got mistaken for a real actress on set and no one ever bothered to correct the problem.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
38072 posts
Posted on 9/5/25 at 11:25 am to
She's pretty wooden as an actress. It was over shadowed by GOT's popularity
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 9/5/25 at 2:04 pm to
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No, she was not. She has no preference shown in any of the recent games, which is the way it should be.


Anytime this happens, the modern left demands the character is assumed to be gay.
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 9/5/25 at 2:48 pm to
I'm a straight guy too I'm just not so obsessed with tits that I need to see them all the time. I grew out of that mindset in college, not my fault you still have the mindset of a 15 year old
Posted by Kinderman
Member since Oct 2023
1184 posts
Posted on 9/5/25 at 3:10 pm to
Phoebe Waller-Bridge being the showrunner is a much bigger indicator that this will be absolute arse than Sophie Turner being Lara Croft.
Posted by WaltTeevens
Santa Barbara, CA
Member since Dec 2013
11591 posts
Posted on 9/5/25 at 3:12 pm to
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Seriously the only castings for Lara Croft that would have been worse than Vikander would have been Rosie O Donnell or a dude.


What a ridiculous hyperbole
Posted by Madking
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Posted on 9/5/25 at 3:17 pm to
Samara Weaving would’ve been a good choice
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 9/5/25 at 3:37 pm to
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I'm just not so obsessed with tits


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I'm a straight guy
sure thing, bud
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 9/5/25 at 3:43 pm to
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Seriously, have you ever seen her run or do anything athletic?
she took it in the pooper from Ramsey Bolton
This post was edited on 9/5/25 at 3:44 pm
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