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re: Obscure The Simpsons Quotes That You Use Regularly
Posted on 8/22/24 at 8:19 am to mindbreaker
Posted on 8/22/24 at 8:19 am to mindbreaker

Posted on 8/22/24 at 8:29 am to dirtsandwich
I call it the second base mobile.


Posted on 8/22/24 at 8:44 am to dirtsandwich
“Too hot to bicker”
“ And remember, a shiny new donkey for whoever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya! and by that I mean, it’s time for the employee of the month award”
“ And remember, a shiny new donkey for whoever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya! and by that I mean, it’s time for the employee of the month award”
Posted on 8/22/24 at 8:52 am to drizztiger
shite, these just keep popping in my head.
I can remember sometimes waking my kids up in the morning by flipping their bedroom light on and off saying "Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!"
I call every car dealership "Fourth Reich Motors" and described every car I've owned by saying "She'll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene!"
I can remember sometimes waking my kids up in the morning by flipping their bedroom light on and off saying "Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!"
I call every car dealership "Fourth Reich Motors" and described every car I've owned by saying "She'll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene!"
This post was edited on 8/22/24 at 9:20 am
Posted on 8/22/24 at 9:02 am to HoopyD
Bart, shut up. Lisa, drink the water.
Why? It's a perfectly cromulent word.
Crackers are a family food.
Oh wow, is that Lady Di? No, it's just a pile of rags.
Why? It's a perfectly cromulent word.
Crackers are a family food.
Oh wow, is that Lady Di? No, it's just a pile of rags.
Posted on 8/22/24 at 9:08 am to RoyalAir
Randomly to the wife during a party- "Can I have the keys to the car, lover? I feel like changing wigs."
Posted on 8/22/24 at 9:21 am to Cleathecat
quote:
Me fail English, that's unpossible.
I use that a lot.
I like a few others....
Lionel Hutz - "Hearsay and conjecture are kinds of evidence."
Can't remember who - "I'm quite low brow"
Posted on 8/22/24 at 10:24 am to TheFonz
quote:Put it in H!!!!
I call every car dealership "Fourth Reich Motors" and described every car I've owned by saying "She'll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene!"
Posted on 8/22/24 at 10:52 am to HoopyD
Whenever we head out for a vacation:
"Get ready for two weeks at the Happiest Place on Earth-- Tijuana!"
"Get ready for two weeks at the Happiest Place on Earth-- Tijuana!"
Posted on 8/22/24 at 10:54 am to RoyalAir
quote:
Crackers are a family food.
Maybe single people eat them, frankly we don’t want to know
It’s a market we can do without
Posted on 8/22/24 at 11:01 am to HoopyD
"That's my purse! I don't know you!"
Wait... never mind.
Wait... never mind.
Posted on 8/22/24 at 11:15 am to HoopyD
Nothing beats the hobo life, stabbing folks with my hobo knife.
Posted on 8/22/24 at 11:16 am to Fewer Kilometers
quote:
"That's my purse! I don't know you!"
Wait... never mind.

Posted on 8/22/24 at 11:31 am to HoopyD
Maybe not obscure, but I always use "Don't blame me. I voted for Kodos."
Another one I like to use is "so I tied an onion on my belt, as was the style at the time"
Another one I like to use is "so I tied an onion on my belt, as was the style at the time"
Posted on 8/22/24 at 11:56 am to dawgfan24348
“So that’s it? Twenty years and good luck?!?”
“I don’t remember saying ‘good luck.’”
“I don’t remember saying ‘good luck.’”
Posted on 8/22/24 at 12:13 pm to HoopyD

That's what they all say. They all say "D'oh".
Posted on 8/22/24 at 12:31 pm to HoopyD
I also sing Spider Pig all the time.
Posted on 8/22/24 at 12:33 pm to HoopyD
This leash demeans us both.
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