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re: Obscure The Simpsons Quotes That You Use Regularly

Posted on 8/22/24 at 8:19 am to
Posted by dirtsandwich
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Posted on 8/22/24 at 8:19 am to
Posted by dirtsandwich
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Posted on 8/22/24 at 8:26 am to
Posted by dirtsandwich
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Posted on 8/22/24 at 8:29 am to
I call it the second base mobile.

Posted by St. Pete Tiger
"Shaqapulco"
Member since Feb 2005
2485 posts
Posted on 8/22/24 at 8:44 am to
“Too hot to bicker”

“ And remember, a shiny new donkey for whoever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya! and by that I mean, it’s time for the employee of the month award”
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
22044 posts
Posted on 8/22/24 at 8:52 am to
shite, these just keep popping in my head.

I can remember sometimes waking my kids up in the morning by flipping their bedroom light on and off saying "Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!"

I call every car dealership "Fourth Reich Motors" and described every car I've owned by saying "She'll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene!"

This post was edited on 8/22/24 at 9:20 am
Posted by RoyalAir
Detroit
Member since Dec 2012
6856 posts
Posted on 8/22/24 at 9:02 am to
Bart, shut up. Lisa, drink the water.

Why? It's a perfectly cromulent word.

Crackers are a family food.

Oh wow, is that Lady Di? No, it's just a pile of rags.
Posted by HoopyD
Member since Nov 2004
3390 posts
Posted on 8/22/24 at 9:08 am to
Randomly to the wife during a party- "Can I have the keys to the car, lover? I feel like changing wigs."

Posted by CharlieTiger
ATL
Member since Jun 2014
919 posts
Posted on 8/22/24 at 9:21 am to
quote:

Me fail English, that's unpossible.


I use that a lot.

I like a few others....

Lionel Hutz - "Hearsay and conjecture are kinds of evidence."

Can't remember who - "I'm quite low brow"
Posted by Big Scrub TX
Member since Dec 2013
37140 posts
Posted on 8/22/24 at 10:24 am to
quote:

I call every car dealership "Fourth Reich Motors" and described every car I've owned by saying "She'll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene!"
Put it in H!!!!
Posted by thegambler
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
1826 posts
Posted on 8/22/24 at 10:52 am to
Whenever we head out for a vacation:

"Get ready for two weeks at the Happiest Place on Earth-- Tijuana!"
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
50670 posts
Posted on 8/22/24 at 10:54 am to
quote:

Crackers are a family food.

Maybe single people eat them, frankly we don’t want to know

It’s a market we can do without
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
37291 posts
Posted on 8/22/24 at 11:01 am to
"That's my purse! I don't know you!"

Wait... never mind.
Posted by PoorOtis
Marietta,GA
Member since Sep 2007
207 posts
Posted on 8/22/24 at 11:15 am to
Nothing beats the hobo life, stabbing folks with my hobo knife.
Posted by drizztiger
Deal With it!
Member since Mar 2007
42954 posts
Posted on 8/22/24 at 11:16 am to
quote:

"That's my purse! I don't know you!"

Wait... never mind.
Posted by Krane
Member since Oct 2017
1471 posts
Posted on 8/22/24 at 11:28 am to
Elite post
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
28507 posts
Posted on 8/22/24 at 11:31 am to
Maybe not obscure, but I always use "Don't blame me. I voted for Kodos."

Another one I like to use is "so I tied an onion on my belt, as was the style at the time"

Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
101881 posts
Posted on 8/22/24 at 11:56 am to
“So that’s it? Twenty years and good luck?!?”

“I don’t remember saying ‘good luck.’”
Posted by madmaxvol
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Member since Oct 2011
20971 posts
Posted on 8/22/24 at 12:13 pm to



That's what they all say. They all say "D'oh".
Posted by BhamTigah
Lurker since Jan 2003
Member since Jan 2007
16208 posts
Posted on 8/22/24 at 12:31 pm to


I also sing Spider Pig all the time.
Posted by Tiger Ugly
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
16679 posts
Posted on 8/22/24 at 12:33 pm to
This leash demeans us both.
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