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re: Now on Max: UK's ‘Naked Attraction’ Full-Frontal Nude Dating Show (NSFW-ish)

Posted on 9/26/23 at 6:39 am to
Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
35956 posts
Posted on 9/26/23 at 6:39 am to
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As an American I found it uncomfortable to watch


We sexualize the human body so much in America its weird to just look at one naked, think about it, and discuss it objectively in more detail than "yep, that pussy looks frickable". Also, they have a lot more uncircumcised cocks that I would have guessed apparently.
Posted by AUCom96
Alabama
Member since May 2020
7032 posts
Posted on 9/26/23 at 6:43 am to
I wonder when people getting older will look forward and say “Wow. Things are looking up!” again?
Posted by CharlieTiger
ATL
Member since Jun 2014
954 posts
Posted on 9/26/23 at 8:47 am to
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Europe is a joke.


I'd rather watch this show 1000 times than watch any of the "Housewives of..." or Kardashian shows. We have plenty of garbage tv here.
Posted by Wanderin Reb
Gallifrey
Member since Jun 2013
10738 posts
Posted on 9/26/23 at 9:14 am to
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Yet they get mad when we call them whores


Holy fricking shite women just can NOT win with you assholes.
Posted by LSUDonMCO
Orlando
Member since Dec 2003
8709 posts
Posted on 9/26/23 at 9:24 am to
I saw it this summer when I was in England on vacation. Weird show. Most of the people you don't want to see naked.
Posted by Tiger1242
Member since Jul 2011
33200 posts
Posted on 9/26/23 at 9:47 am to
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I’d rather watch “ IS IT CAKE??” On Netflix

Bro this show is kind of awesome
Posted by VinegarStrokes
Georgia
Member since Oct 2015
14184 posts
Posted on 9/26/23 at 9:51 am to
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They go full picture on the private parts



lol I decided to watch the first episode last night because of this thread. This assessment is 100% accurate. The camera lingers for what feels like an incredibly long time as well.

I thought both women doing the choosing were attractive. I was surprised with both of their picks. The first woman picked the dude with weird hair and a prosthetic leg but the weirder part was that the guy who advanced to the final round and lost was some homely looking white dude. They definitely didn't load up with a bunch of fit dudes that's for sure.

The second woman was "bi" but ended up eliminating the 3 men and chose the frumpier of the 2 final women.

Very odd show and I doubt I'll watch again, but I was curious enough to see what it was about. It basically looks like they select fairly attractive folks to do the choosing but picked 6 random people off the street to stand in the tubes and be judged.
Posted by WB Davis
Member since May 2018
2327 posts
Posted on 9/26/23 at 9:54 am to
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VinegarStrokes
Thanks for watching so we won't have to.

Seriously.
Posted by VinegarStrokes
Georgia
Member since Oct 2015
14184 posts
Posted on 9/26/23 at 10:10 am to
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Thanks for watching so we won't have to.

Seriously.


I'm the hero you need but not the one you deserve.

And if there is anyone else still on the fence about whether to watch or not...the guy with the prosthetic leg also had a n elephant tattoo around his midsection such that his uncircumcised schlong looked like the elephant trunk. If that is your cup of tea then this is the show for you.
Posted by Midget Death Squad
Meme Magic
Member since Oct 2008
28560 posts
Posted on 9/26/23 at 10:14 am to
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Holy fricking shite women just can NOT win with you assholes.



What is a woman?
Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
35956 posts
Posted on 9/26/23 at 2:51 pm to
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The second woman was "bi" but ended up eliminating the 3 men and chose the frumpier of the 2 final women.


The frumpier one had a healthy rack though. She was right on the line heading into chubby from curvy and had the more welcoming looking vagina. The other chick looked like she'd be wild in the sack though.
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5732 posts
Posted on 9/26/23 at 3:41 pm to
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Most of the people you don't want to see naked.


Most people who willing get naked in public are like this regrettably
Posted by H-Town Tiger
Member since Nov 2003
61014 posts
Posted on 9/26/23 at 3:53 pm to
They cancel Winning Time and show crap like this
Posted by paperwasp
2x HRV 2025 Poster of the Year
Member since Sep 2014
30007 posts
Posted on 9/26/23 at 3:59 pm to
               
This post was edited on 11/13/23 at 10:21 am
Posted by VinegarStrokes
Georgia
Member since Oct 2015
14184 posts
Posted on 9/26/23 at 4:15 pm to
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The frumpier one had a healthy rack though. She was right on the line heading into chubby from curvy and had the more welcoming looking vagina.


This is the most accurate description of that woman anyone could possibly come up with.

The other one looked like a freakier version of the chick that plays Mantis in the marvel movies
Posted by VOR
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2009
68833 posts
Posted on 9/26/23 at 4:23 pm to
Europe has has a good sense of humor
Posted by HueyLongJr
Member since Oct 2007
1073 posts
Posted on 9/26/23 at 4:55 pm to
Video archeologists of the future will find this show and finally understand how our civilization collapsed. Having said that, this show rocks and is hilarious. Every episode I’m like I can’t believe they are actually showing this. “What do you think about Yellow’s inner labia Reggie? Is that something you fancy?”
Posted by TomballTiger
Htown
Member since Jan 2007
3970 posts
Posted on 9/26/23 at 5:28 pm to
Omg I just spit coffee out of my nose. You buried the lead lol. Nice job
Posted by VinegarStrokes
Georgia
Member since Oct 2015
14184 posts
Posted on 9/26/23 at 5:37 pm to
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Every episode I’m like I can’t believe they are actually showing this. “What do you think about Yellow’s inner labia Reggie? Is that something you fancy?”



Lol in episode one the contestant was taken aback by a dude that she really fancied having a hairy-as-frick arse crack. She quickly recovered by admitting she’s not a fan of arse play so it won’t ever be something she’ll look at anyways
Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
35956 posts
Posted on 9/26/23 at 5:40 pm to
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This is the most accurate description of that woman anyone could possibly come up with.


I've got a knack for analyzing the female form.
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