Favorite team:Alabama 
Location:2x HRV 2025 Poster of the Year
Biography:'literal retard'
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Occupation:Covering Alabama football and basketball for WBT Sportz
Number of Posts:30043
Registered on:9/22/2014
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This is a terrible post, but I love Shaq.

He’s one of those athletes that’s such a good person, he transcends team identity and “rivalry.”

Really just a positive role model to root for.
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Not saying it’s good for college sports, because it’s not, but frick what the NCAA had been doing for decades and frick them now

What are you suggesting they’ve been doing, and what exactly would you like to see that’s not already happening?

I agree with jangalang in that this is a Pandora’s box that’s bad for the sport.

And I say this from the perspective that college basketball is probably the most corrupt sport there is, but I’d still rather see my team suffer temporarily as opposed to making it unwatchable.

re: Damn, Louisville is broke

Posted by paperwasp on 5/22/26 at 10:22 pm to
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What business has ever succeeded with their entire team on a 1 year contract

Well said.

At this rate it’s effectively a suicidal arms race.

Someone needs to step in and save them from themselves.

re: Is HRV actually Pio?

Posted by paperwasp on 5/22/26 at 10:08 pm to
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It thankfully consisted of zero trannies

Damn he didn’t even have the decency to post semi-flattering pics of 1BIG?

:casty:
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here is the plastic trophy awarded by the 13 year old Opelika boy

:lol:
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Someone will sue and the NCAA will get rolled again

That’s essentially what I meant by “Who knows if they have the agency or the cojones to pull this off prior to the '26–'27 season.”
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She?

In a Silence of the Lambs sort of way

re: Eat a dick.

Posted by paperwasp on 5/22/26 at 3:26 pm to
Damn, that dude got pitted right in the legs

:scared:

re: Rate these wieners

Posted by paperwasp on 5/22/26 at 3:26 pm to
"Steven I'm your dentist"

"That's not what I asked"

re: Is HRV actually Pio?

Posted by paperwasp on 5/22/26 at 3:23 pm to
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Big time













Do I even want to know what he did (this time)?

:lol:
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Saban had trouble getting elite staff the last 2 or 3 years

This is a known fact.

Assistants were signing on for a year or two just to get the resume clout.

I still want to punch a certain WR coach in the taint for having one foot out the door all season.

:casty:
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It was more of a message to anyone reading the thread

re: Damn, Louisville is broke

Posted by paperwasp on 5/22/26 at 3:12 pm to
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Donor fatigue will set in soon at most places

That's a good name for it.

Once programs hungry enough to throw money towards the opportunity to get a trophy, like the Indianas, SMUs, etc. get to a certain point, they'll either:

1. Win a championship and stop donating; or
2. See the novelty wear off and stop donating.

We're in the era of the smaller programs competing by bringing in large sums and recruiting elite athletes (which in turn dilutes the SEC, for example).

At some point that will trend down and those programs will become ambivalent again, realize it's too expensive to keep up, and drop out in some way.

The SEC will eventually come back strong in some form or fashion, but I'm afraid by then the landscape will have been irrevocably gutted.
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People talk about how USC would have dog walked us but two of our running backs and our qb went in the first round

Are those the same players who got dog-walked in Jordan-Hare Stadium the previous year, in 2003?


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4 loss seasons

Auburn fan's wet dream
Based on precedent, I find it highly unlikely that RJ Luis will be cleared.
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LSU stirred up the college basketball world on Tuesday.

The program reportedly signed former St. John’s star wing RJ Luis to the roster after he declared for the 2025 NBA Draft. College basketball fans and some college pundits have bemoaned the fact coach Will Wade is signing a player who wants to return to the NCAA after signing an NBA contract with the Utah Jazz.

Luis will likely have to file a lawsuit to gain college eligibility.

The NCAA has not and will not grant eligibility to any prospective or returning student-athletes who have signed an NBA contract (including a two-way contract),” NCAA president Charlie Baker said in a statement in December.
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basically half foreigners who are in their 20's

When we played Illinois last year, they had a pre-taped segment during the game joking about how one player on their team spoke English.

On the court they communicated with each other in Serbian, I think.

:casty:
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Tell that to Indiana

Yes, to me it applies across all of collegiate sports.

People always find a way to get an advantage.

Having a team of guys as old or older than a professional team is one way that's currently en vogue.

(The Hoosiers were almost the same average age as the Green Bay Packers.)