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re: Lines in movies that aren’t all that funny but you still find hilarious

Posted on 2/8/23 at 2:45 pm to
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
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Posted on 2/8/23 at 2:45 pm to
40 Year Old Virgin.

"Dr. Seuss's penis....I really mean this."

No idea why, but that line cracks me up every single time. It's the funniest line in an absolutely hilarious movie for me.

Posted by lgtiger
LA
Member since May 2005
1462 posts
Posted on 2/8/23 at 2:49 pm to
Raising Arizona

quote:

Edwina’s insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase


Many, many more
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
94835 posts
Posted on 2/8/23 at 2:59 pm to
quote:

You don't smoke, do you?


This reminds me of Blackhawk Down:

"That's right. None of you Americans smoke anymore. You live long, dull, uninteresting lives."
Posted by Soul Gleaux
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2012
4220 posts
Posted on 2/8/23 at 7:55 pm to
Hope piggy can run….
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
21044 posts
Posted on 2/11/23 at 8:44 am to
The guy is a god damn used care salesman !

Posted by GolfIsGood
Member since Jun 2017
345 posts
Posted on 2/12/23 at 10:21 pm to
Lebowski: “obviously you’re not a golfer”
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
78350 posts
Posted on 2/12/23 at 10:24 pm to
quote:

Oh no not the shirt! Take my eyes but not the shirt!


I use this line constantylZ

My favorite, and it may be all that funny

“I’ll just go frick myself. Mahalo”
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
76373 posts
Posted on 2/12/23 at 10:32 pm to
"You serious Clark?"

I lose my shite every time.
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 2/12/23 at 10:42 pm to
Posted by cittizinsrat
Member since Aug 2017
701 posts
Posted on 2/13/23 at 2:46 pm to
quote:

*ding* Ahhhh!

-Propeller Man, Titanic




shite, well done
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
Member since Jun 2011
39612 posts
Posted on 2/13/23 at 3:52 pm to
The entire scene when Thompson and Gonzo pick up Toby Mcguire in Fear and Loathing.

I don't know if the spoken lines or inner monologue is better.


This post was edited on 2/13/23 at 3:54 pm
Posted by wareaglepete
Union of Soviet Auburn Republics
Member since Dec 2012
17701 posts
Posted on 2/13/23 at 5:59 pm to
Most anything in Slingblade. That movie is a comedy to me.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50497 posts
Posted on 2/13/23 at 6:08 pm to
In The Money Pit, when they were getting ready to fill the tub:

Walter (while gritting his teeth and mumbling under his breath - "I KNOW where the bucket is...you don't have to TELL me where the bucket is..."

From ethe same movie:

quote:

Max: The union forces me to allow you to go to lunch in spite of the way you've played. Those of you with consciences will not be able to eat. And those whose consciences match your talents, go stuff yourselves! I hope you choke!


This post was edited on 2/13/23 at 6:16 pm
Posted by saray
Member since May 2014
514 posts
Posted on 2/13/23 at 8:33 pm to
kimosabe means "wrong brother"
I love you Han - I know
Posted by Akit1
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jul 2006
8209 posts
Posted on 2/13/23 at 10:53 pm to
My father took us on a vacation every year. And in 18 years I never once had fun.

Clark Griswald, Vacation
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
73265 posts
Posted on 2/14/23 at 7:07 am to
I'D buy that for a dollar.

Posted by Minden tiger
Minden,Louisiana
Member since Apr 2006
3308 posts
Posted on 2/14/23 at 9:08 am to
quote:

Most anything in Slingblade. That movie is a comedy to me


"The dots are where I say they are..Melody and tune, that's your game" as well as the entire Col. Bruce dialogue

"Aint got no gas in it"

"We aint got no GD band!"
Posted by peaster68
Mississippi
Member since Dec 2011
6180 posts
Posted on 2/14/23 at 11:34 am to
“Oh look, bundt cake!”
Posted by Nutriaitch
Montegut
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Posted on 2/14/23 at 12:40 pm to




Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
162153 posts
Posted on 2/14/23 at 1:22 pm to
son of a bitch bastard



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