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Agreed, he is the most exciting hire. Because that’s judged at the time of the hire and it is exciting.

Disagree that he is the most consequential. Because that’s judged based on results over a long period of time. And Saban built a program so strong that Miles and O won a NC after Saban won one himself. That’s incredible. I hope Kiffin is more consequential than that but it will take time to build that resumè at LSU.
I don’t know what the Gumps think, I try to avoid it. But I was in Gumpland for Thanksgiving. And there was a lot of talk that Kiffin wasn’t coming to LSU, why would he leave Ole Miss which is now a better job than LSU. Numerous folks laughed at the thought. But they were very quick to say Kiffin would be perfect at Bama and he would no doubt leave Ole Miss for Gumpsville when the Gumps move on from Kalen.

Same Gumpers texted this week suggesting Kiffin was a coward for leaving Ole Miss and only a loser would ditch a program for a “better job” because he knows he isn’t “man enough” to win big at Ole Miss.

The double standard was clear- the Gumps were Gumping. The jealousy was evident. The fear was festering.

re: Joel Klatt = clown

Posted by GolfIsGood on 12/1/25 at 6:43 pm to
My uncle was a clown, respectable guy and loved his craft, he died a handful of years ago (FYI - the cause of death was unrelated to being a clown), and it pains me to see folks disrespect clowns across the world by comparing them to various members of the media.
The roster didn’t suck overall, the only position group that sucked was OL. Lack of talent evaluation in the OL room
Led to a misallocation of resources in the portal. Which led to a disaster of an offense not able to run the ball and not able to protect the QB in the passing game. And inept play calling and scheme, etc. etc etc
The video of him dancing with the recruit and the fake accent were downright embarrassing, I was embarrassed as an LSU fan watching him, I was also embarrasses for him, it was awful.

But you have to hand it to Brian, he did not stop there, he continued to produce cringeworthy moments throughout his short and unsuccessful tenure at LSU.

The clips of him berating coaches, the worst being the special teams coach during the A&M game when he clearly told him “you know this will cost you your job…” Which is cringeworthy because Brian never accepted personal responsibility and that game ended up costing Brian his job.

Also, slamming his fist on tables in post game pressers like a wannabe tough guy; and berating Cauble like a spoiled brat for asking a reasonable question.

What a loathsome individual, it’s painful to see someone like that get paid big bucks but that’s the world we live in.
To be fair, it is a very different situation with Ole Miss, they are losing their coach within the conference yo a hated rival.

That said, Ole Miss has not handled this well and continue to dig their hole deeper by the minute - losing offensive staff and replacements for Kiffin are getting thin - Golesh and Summral are off the table. They needed to be proactive 14 days ago and they were not.

re: Prime Ali vs. Prime Mike Tyson

Posted by GolfIsGood on 11/30/25 at 11:12 am to
I loved prime Tyson, he was the first HWC I clearly remember in my childhood. That said, he is vastly overrated.

Prime Ali would dominate him in a bad and ugly way.

Tyson would have a punchers chance but that is it.

I do not believe this opinion is disrespectful toward Tyson, it’s just a clear reality.
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Most pathetic fanbase in the sec. Always an easy target and an easy laugh. Not a very bright bunch, typical trailer park coonasses.


To confirm, LSU fans on an LSU message board talking about LSU football are pathetic? OK.

If that is pathetic in your inbred eyes, then let me tell you about a pathetic Tennessee fan that has been a member of an LSU message board since 2012 and has more than 32500 posts. I know that seems too pathetic to believe, right?

Click, click boom. His boom was likely the result of the click clicks.

re: Yooo Philly

Posted by GolfIsGood on 11/29/25 at 1:30 am to
Why were the responses on this thread getting whacked which accurately point out that Philly is an inaccurate poster with no scoop? Strange times.
I do not understand the upvote/downvote ratio for Philly. This guy has been proven to lack credibility.

That doesn’t mean Lane doesn’t come to LSU, that is a possibility, and I hope he does come to LSU. But why folks continue believe this fool’s posts is beyond me.
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This guy wants so bad to be important


Sounds like the mental makeup of a perfect Coaching Chamges Board contributing source - no sauce just the want.

re: Prime Ali vs. Prime Mike Tyson

Posted by GolfIsGood on 11/25/25 at 10:54 pm to
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Tyson would have murdered my hero


Certainly your hero was not Ali.

re: Kenzel Kelly Tweet

Posted by GolfIsGood on 11/23/25 at 5:34 pm to
In addition to my prior comments, it is not surprising that Brian wanted to be on the field to honor Kenzel’s epic achievements at LSU. It’s not surprising because it is CLEARLY the WRONG decision. Nobody liked Kelly, nobody besides big Kenzel wanted him there. It would have been another way to ruin the day for seniors that already had their season ruined by Brian.

Brian sucks because he made selfish decisions and this would have been one final selfish decision.

re: Kenzel Kelly Tweet

Posted by GolfIsGood on 11/23/25 at 12:25 pm to
Kennel is a son that feels the need to
defend his pops. That’s respectable. I get it but in time he will see this situation for what it is - his father did not work hard. His father did not do the job. In fact his father, led LSU to quite possibly the most disappointing season in LSU history. Brian Kelly did that with abject failure at every level: (1) he was a poor talent evaluator. The offensive line was the primary downfall of this team. Instead of addressing that in the portal, he spent money on marquee (and likely unnecessary) pass catchers. (2) he made poor coaching decisions - Sloan and Davis. (3) he was a terrible on field leader - berating coaches on sideline and taking zero accountability. (4) he was a terrible leader off the field - giving mid week press conference and media appearances that a slimy polished politician would be proud of; and giving despicable post game press conferences berating media and pounding tables like a phony tough guy; (5) he was an embarrassment to himself because he had no identity - fake accent, dancing with recruits, f@cking his realtor, filing for divorce and then reversing course. He is weak, he lacks character, he doesn’t have an identity. (6) that same issue plagued his teams - because the program could not forge an identity. This years team lacked an identity. That could be a more wide spread issue in the portal era with player movement. So a strong leader will be necessary. Brian is not that coach. (7) the result of all of the above was disastrous football, disappointment among the fans, failing support in an era where support is essential.

So Kenzel, when all of the above is true and a coach gets paid up to $54,000,000 to stop doing a job, it is very reasonable to not allow said coach to be on the field to ruin senior night even more for the kids that suffered through his leadership.

Also in the spirit of Thanksgiving week, Kenzel should be grateful for the financial windfall your family is receiving from LSU despite the fact that his father was an epic failure at his job.
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Don't get me wrong, I still hope we land Kiffin. But I wouldn't be happy if this were happening to us.


I agree. And I think Lane would be great here, but this entire situation does create a red flag. Would he really leave a team on the eve of the playoffs? That just seems wrong on several levels, both loyalty to the program and the players; and from a competive standpoint point, how do you walk away right before the biggest game of your career. That would be stunning to me.
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I will be very happy with an Drink hire


You put the AN in Ban
I dont think Lane comes to LSU, but I don’t think that means LSU is getting played.

My hope is that LSU is pursuing Lane bc he is a great coach but that they understand the situation and the likelihood is Lane stays at Ole Miss at least thru the playoff and that doesn’t fit LSU’s schedule. In which case, LSU pivots quickly to another quality candidate like Dillingham, Key, or Golesh.
I truly think most fans will be fine because I just don’t think reasonable people expect Lane to be at LSU because the timelines don’t work. I think LSU can’t wait until after the playoff and I just don’t see Lane leaving before the playoff.

I like Lane a lot as a coach and I think he would be great at LSU but I don’t see it working out.

Luckily I think there are some great options in Dillingham, Golesh, Key, Kingsbury, Summral, Lea, Brohm and other that I am not as familiar with.
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I’m not necessarily sold on Kiffin, but I can’t name one available coach that has more upside than him. Can you?


This whole thing is interesting, I like Lane a lot as a coach, and I think he would be a great fit at LSU. That said, I have always thought the timelines did not match. How can Lane announce before the playoff? how can LSU wait until after the playoff?

So I havent viewed Lane as available. Similar to Lanning and Smart.

The longer this has lasted the more I thought maybe Kiffin is available and willing to leave. But with that, I have thought a coach willing to leave on the eve of a playoff run is the sign of a sh*tty person and one that I would be very skeptical of as a coach.

All of that said, my suspicion is that this is all about Lane getting more $ and more NIL $ at Ole Miss. Additionally, Lane seems to be an immature troller and I think he has loved trolling LSU and Florida.

Maybe he comes to LSU, I just don’t see it. And if he does, I think there are some huge red flags and LSU will be in the same position as Ole Miss in the future with Lane being Lane.