"Jimmy...when was the last time you had a desk pop?"

Great movie. The outtakes are hilarious too. Love the gag of Will Ferrell being basically disappointed that Eva Mendez is his wife

Aim for the bushes

"who would slow roast a dog's arse hole and feed it to me?"
"gator's bit@hs better be using jimmies!"

I love Little River Band.

Movie is incredible.

I was at a wedding rehearsal dinner and a guy's entire speech was Will Ferrell's story about the tuna killing the lion.

He remembered the entire thing without cheating and reading it and kept a straight face the entire time. Like 4 people, including the groom, got it. It was likely the best speech I've ever seen. It was the groom's favorite movie.

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First off: a lion, swimming in the ocean. Lions don't like water. If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I'm assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what, you've wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion. We've talked to ourselves. We've communicated and said 'You know what, lion tastes good, let's go get some more lion'. We've developed a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively hunt you and your family and we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring.

We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. It's not gonna be days at a time. An hour? Hour forty-five? No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get some more oxygen, and stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You're outgunned and out-manned.

Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go? Nope.

(seamlessly ended with something like) Congratulations, I love you both! Can't wait for tomorrow!

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Honest to god, don't think he missed a word and didn't crack a smile. Brilliance.

You learned to dance like that sarcastically?

"I bet you think I'm really hairy, you know, because of the beard. I'm not though, shaved"

"Allan"

"What's your favorite animal, a bear or a dog? Mine...is a bear-dog"

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"Alright everybody we've got a serial rapist in Crown Heights!"

"Ah shite, wrong job, that's my other job. That's not for you guys. But yeah be safe out there. Anyway So today we got the new bath mats in..they are...sweet!"

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Hate to be that guy, but that ain't right, especially for a dude with the name "DirtyMikeandtheBoys"!

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(to the Bed Bath & Beyond staff) First things first: the new bath mats are here. Second thing: there's a serial rapist in Crown Heights... sorry, that's from my other job, ignore that. No, wait, don't ignore it, especially if you live in Crown Heights. Walk in pairs.

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