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Posted on 2/14/20 at 10:22 pm to PEPE
I see what you did there. 
Posted on 2/14/20 at 11:13 pm to TigerLunatik
“At age 11, I audited my parents. Believe me, there were some discrepancies. I was grounded.”
Easily one of my favorite comedies and the most quoted among my friends and I. Every time I watch it, I find something else hilarious that I’ve missed because the movie has so many funny parts.
Easily one of my favorite comedies and the most quoted among my friends and I. Every time I watch it, I find something else hilarious that I’ve missed because the movie has so many funny parts.
Posted on 2/14/20 at 11:46 pm to sicboy
Posted on 2/15/20 at 10:06 am to TheCaterpillar
Walk in pairs is the best line of that part.
Posted on 2/15/20 at 10:34 am to sicboy
The slow reveal of the Gator alter ego is legit one of the funniest bits I've ever seen.
Posted on 2/15/20 at 11:08 am to sicboy
“How did that story make you feel?”
“Like a Viagra pill with a face”
Lol
“Like a Viagra pill with a face”
Lol
Posted on 2/15/20 at 2:20 pm to Hoops
“Hey, I think my suburban shite one of these last week.“
“We just found your Prius. It was trying to vote for Ralph Nader.”
All these quotes and nothing about his Prius. I HATED this movie first time I saw it but when I watched it more and more it’s grown to be one of my all time favorites. I just checked rotten tomatoes and I’m shocked the audience score is 60%.
“How could you shoot Jeter? He’s a biracial angel.”
“We just found your Prius. It was trying to vote for Ralph Nader.”
All these quotes and nothing about his Prius
. I HATED this movie first time I saw it but when I watched it more and more it’s grown to be one of my all time favorites. I just checked rotten tomatoes and I’m shocked the audience score is 60%. “How could you shoot Jeter? He’s a biracial angel.”
Posted on 2/15/20 at 4:02 pm to Damn Good Dawg
It’s honestly not a great movie if you watch it the first time expecting a typical comedy. But once you know the lines and the situations in which they’re delivered, it’s hysterical. It’s like you need to spend time with how ridiculous some of those sentences are to truly appreciate it
This post was edited on 2/15/20 at 4:03 pm
Posted on 2/15/20 at 6:34 pm to sicboy
This and Jump Street movies are some of my favorite recent comedies.
Posted on 2/15/20 at 7:10 pm to Damn Good Dawg
quote:
All these quotes and nothing about his Prius
Did it come with a dental dam or did you have to get it after market?
Or something similar
Posted on 2/15/20 at 7:11 pm to Hoops
It looks like Scarface sneezed on your car
Posted on 2/15/20 at 7:22 pm to Damn Good Dawg
quote:
“How could you shoot Jeter? He’s a biracial angel.”
You shoulda shot A-Rod!
Posted on 2/15/20 at 7:26 pm to TigerLunatik
quote:The Yankee Clipper!
You shoulda shot A-Rod!
You bastards just made me watch this movie again on Netflix
Posted on 2/15/20 at 8:37 pm to Wolfhound45
I watched it last week and this thread is making me wanna watch it again.
"I got you something. I don't want it to be weird."
"Of course it's weird. It's grown man giving another man a present."
Allen says "I can't even look at it."
"Bye Sheila"
"Shut up Allen"
"Bye Sheila"
"I got you something. I don't want it to be weird."
"Of course it's weird. It's grown man giving another man a present."
Allen says "I can't even look at it."
"Bye Sheila"
"Shut up Allen"
"Bye Sheila"
This post was edited on 2/15/20 at 8:59 pm
Posted on 2/15/20 at 9:11 pm to LasVegasTiger
quote:
Who wants some Arnie Palmies?
“Arnold Palmer Alert,Arnie Palmer alert “
“This one has the vodky”
Posted on 2/16/20 at 1:54 am to winntiger
“You learned to dance like that sarcastically?”
Just watch for the first time, because of this thread. It was hilarious.
Just watch for the first time, because of this thread. It was hilarious.
Posted on 2/16/20 at 3:18 am to MrFreakinMiyagi
The Jeter shooting stuff kills me.
At one point they walk into Ershon's office and the secretary announces them as "Detective Gamble and the officer who shot Derek Jeter are here to see you"
also, whatever porn or what not that Ershon has playing on the computer is ridiculous.
Edit: had to look it up office scene
At one point they walk into Ershon's office and the secretary announces them as "Detective Gamble and the officer who shot Derek Jeter are here to see you"
also, whatever porn or what not that Ershon has playing on the computer is ridiculous.
Edit: had to look it up office scene
This post was edited on 2/16/20 at 3:23 am
Posted on 2/16/20 at 8:34 am to BayouBengals337
The way the movie starts with the chase, the car in the bus, blowing up Trump tower's lobby. All to get a quarter pound of weed off the streets. Then there movie shifts and it's about the other guys. What a classic.
Posted on 2/16/20 at 11:31 am to BayouBengals337
Hazmat Officer:
Well, here she is. They left her under an overpass for the night.
Gamble:
You find anything?
Hazmat Officer:
Yeah. We found a lot of stuff. From bodily fluid and hair samples, we determined that a bunch of old, homeless dudes had an orgy in the car.
Gamble:
Oh, God.
Hazmat Officer:
Yeah. You know what that's called when they do that in there? That's called a soup kitchen. It's pretty rough stuff. Not long after that, a mama raccoon came along and gave birth on the floor.
Gamble:
What about fingerprints? You find any fingerprints?
Hazmat Officer:
Nope, couldn't get a one.
Investigator:
Found a cell phone.
Gamble:
Yeah, that's mine.
Hoitz:
Any signs of a struggle or spent shells?
Hazmat Officer:
No. Believe me, everybody that was in on this orgy was more than willing. In fact, they even left you a note here. "Thanks for the F-shack. Love, Dirty Mike and the boys." Here's something we found. We found about a dozen unscratched lottery tickets. No fingerprints or nothing. Check that out. Yeah, it's a real shame, you know. I got myself a Prius. It's a hell of a machine.
Gamble:
It's my first brand-new car. I've never owned a new car.
Hazmat Officer:
Watch out. In the back, there's a baby mouse in a used condom. Really gross.
Well, here she is. They left her under an overpass for the night.
Gamble:
You find anything?
Hazmat Officer:
Yeah. We found a lot of stuff. From bodily fluid and hair samples, we determined that a bunch of old, homeless dudes had an orgy in the car.
Gamble:
Oh, God.
Hazmat Officer:
Yeah. You know what that's called when they do that in there? That's called a soup kitchen. It's pretty rough stuff. Not long after that, a mama raccoon came along and gave birth on the floor.
Gamble:
What about fingerprints? You find any fingerprints?
Hazmat Officer:
Nope, couldn't get a one.
Investigator:
Found a cell phone.
Gamble:
Yeah, that's mine.
Hoitz:
Any signs of a struggle or spent shells?
Hazmat Officer:
No. Believe me, everybody that was in on this orgy was more than willing. In fact, they even left you a note here. "Thanks for the F-shack. Love, Dirty Mike and the boys." Here's something we found. We found about a dozen unscratched lottery tickets. No fingerprints or nothing. Check that out. Yeah, it's a real shame, you know. I got myself a Prius. It's a hell of a machine.
Gamble:
It's my first brand-new car. I've never owned a new car.
Hazmat Officer:
Watch out. In the back, there's a baby mouse in a used condom. Really gross.
This post was edited on 2/16/20 at 11:33 am
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