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re: "Jimmy...when was the last time you had a desk pop?"
Anyone who doesn't like The Other Guys should be locked up at The Federal Reserve.


TigerLunatik
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re: "Jimmy...when was the last time you had a desk pop?"
I see what you did there.


PawnMaster
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re: "Jimmy...when was the last time you had a desk pop?"
“At age 11, I audited my parents. Believe me, there were some discrepancies. I was grounded.”

Easily one of my favorite comedies and the most quoted among my friends and I. Every time I watch it, I find something else hilarious that I’ve missed because the movie has so many funny parts.


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wadewilson
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re: "Jimmy...when was the last time you had a desk pop?"


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re: "Jimmy...when was the last time you had a desk pop?"
Walk in pairs is the best line of that part.


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RabidTiger
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re: "Jimmy...when was the last time you had a desk pop?"
The slow reveal of the Gator alter ego is legit one of the funniest bits I've ever seen.


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re: "Jimmy...when was the last time you had a desk pop?"
“How did that story make you feel?”

“Like a Viagra pill with a face”

Lol


Damn Good Dawg
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re: "Jimmy...when was the last time you had a desk pop?"
“Hey, I think my suburban shite one of these last week.“

“We just found your Prius. It was trying to vote for Ralph Nader.”

All these quotes and nothing about his Prius . I HATED this movie first time I saw it but when I watched it more and more it’s grown to be one of my all time favorites. I just checked rotten tomatoes and I’m shocked the audience score is 60%.

“How could you shoot Jeter? He’s a biracial angel.”


tylerdurden24
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re: "Jimmy...when was the last time you had a desk pop?"
It’s honestly not a great movie if you watch it the first time expecting a typical comedy. But once you know the lines and the situations in which they’re delivered, it’s hysterical. It’s like you need to spend time with how ridiculous some of those sentences are to truly appreciate it
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SquatchDawg
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re: "Jimmy...when was the last time you had a desk pop?"
This and Jump Street movies are some of my favorite recent comedies.


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re: "Jimmy...when was the last time you had a desk pop?"
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All these quotes and nothing about his Prius


Did it come with a dental dam or did you have to get it after market?

Or something similar


tylerdurden24
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re: "Jimmy...when was the last time you had a desk pop?"
It looks like Scarface sneezed on your car


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TigerLunatik
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re: "Jimmy...when was the last time you had a desk pop?"
quote:

“How could you shoot Jeter? He’s a biracial angel.”

You shoulda shot A-Rod!


Wolfhound45
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re: "Jimmy...when was the last time you had a desk pop?"
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You shoulda shot A-Rod!
The Yankee Clipper!

You bastards just made me watch this movie again on Netflix


TigerLunatik
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re: "Jimmy...when was the last time you had a desk pop?"
I watched it last week and this thread is making me wanna watch it again.

"I got you something. I don't want it to be weird."

"Of course it's weird. It's grown man giving another man a present."

Allen says "I can't even look at it."

"Bye Sheila"
"Shut up Allen"
"Bye Sheila"
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winntiger
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re: "Jimmy...when was the last time you had a desk pop?"
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Who wants some Arnie Palmies?


“Arnold Palmer Alert,Arnie Palmer alert “
“This one has the vodky”


MrFreakinMiyagi
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re: "Jimmy...when was the last time you had a desk pop?"
“You learned to dance like that sarcastically?”

Just watch for the first time, because of this thread. It was hilarious.



BayouBengals337
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re: "Jimmy...when was the last time you had a desk pop?"
The Jeter shooting stuff kills me.

At one point they walk into Ershon's office and the secretary announces them as "Detective Gamble and the officer who shot Derek Jeter are here to see you"

also, whatever porn or what not that Ershon has playing on the computer is ridiculous.

Edit: had to look it up office scene
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Napoleon
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re: "Jimmy...when was the last time you had a desk pop?"
The way the movie starts with the chase, the car in the bus, blowing up Trump tower's lobby. All to get a quarter pound of weed off the streets. Then there movie shifts and it's about the other guys. What a classic.


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DirtyMikeandtheBoys
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re: "Jimmy...when was the last time you had a desk pop?"
Hazmat Officer:
Well, here she is. They left her under an overpass for the night.

Gamble:
You find anything?

Hazmat Officer:
Yeah. We found a lot of stuff. From bodily fluid and hair samples, we determined that a bunch of old, homeless dudes had an orgy in the car.

Gamble:
Oh, God.

Hazmat Officer:
Yeah. You know what that's called when they do that in there? That's called a soup kitchen. It's pretty rough stuff. Not long after that, a mama raccoon came along and gave birth on the floor.

Gamble:
What about fingerprints? You find any fingerprints?

Hazmat Officer:
Nope, couldn't get a one.

Investigator:
Found a cell phone.

Gamble:
Yeah, that's mine.

Hoitz:
Any signs of a struggle or spent shells?

Hazmat Officer:
No. Believe me, everybody that was in on this orgy was more than willing. In fact, they even left you a note here. "Thanks for the F-shack. Love, Dirty Mike and the boys." Here's something we found. We found about a dozen unscratched lottery tickets. No fingerprints or nothing. Check that out. Yeah, it's a real shame, you know. I got myself a Prius. It's a hell of a machine.

Gamble:
It's my first brand-new car. I've never owned a new car.

Hazmat Officer:
Watch out. In the back, there's a baby mouse in a used condom. Really gross.

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