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re: Halfway Through Killers of the Flower Moon Review

Posted on 12/8/23 at 7:06 am to
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
53509 posts
Posted on 12/8/23 at 7:06 am to
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my main con is that all the women in this movie are hideous.


That is a bit harsh. They look pretty ordinary to me.
Posted by Bert Macklin FBI
Quantico
Member since May 2013
12251 posts
Posted on 12/8/23 at 7:30 am to
SECOND HALF REVIEW:

The movie picks up big time once the FBI shows up. Honestly they could have turned the first hour and 45 minutes into a half hour with some narration to sum up how the FBI got involved and spent more time fleshing out the investigation.

Overall, the movie was good but not great. And its not surprising that the movie got exponentially better once all the ugly sisters were gone.
Posted by Boodis Man
Member since Sep 2020
8368 posts
Posted on 12/8/23 at 7:31 am to
I would pork the mollie actress definitely would
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
79985 posts
Posted on 12/8/23 at 7:32 am to
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The main sister that bugs me is the slutty one. The girl looks like Shrek and I'm supposed to believe guys were leaping at the opportunity to get between her greasy arse legs?
You don't know much about the real world, do you?
Posted by Bert Macklin FBI
Quantico
Member since May 2013
12251 posts
Posted on 12/8/23 at 7:55 am to
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You don't know much about the real world, do you?


I live in the real world where men don't bang ugly chicks no matter their tax bracket. Girls will bang ugly dudes but it rarely happens the other way.

I fully understand marrying the ugly girls to kill them off and steal their money but I don't buy guys just one night standing a girl that looks like defensive tackle.
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
23224 posts
Posted on 12/8/23 at 8:05 am to
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I live in the real world where men don't bang ugly chicks no matter their tax bracket. Girls will bang ugly dudes but it rarely happens the other way.


You're either very young or very sheltered. Possibly both.
Posted by Bert Macklin FBI
Quantico
Member since May 2013
12251 posts
Posted on 12/8/23 at 8:19 am to
I’m neither. It’s a scientific fact that men pick their mates based on physical attraction and women pick based on protection/status. Its a survival thing. Women need a strong man that can keep her and the babies safe.

I’m not sure why all of yall are on your high horse about me wishing the women cast in this movie were more attractive. It was a silly joke. Obviously it has almost nothing to do with whether or not the movie was good.

The real issue with the movie is that it takes forever to get to the point and and is extremely boring until the FBI shows up.
Posted by dallastigers
Member since Dec 2003
10609 posts
Posted on 12/8/23 at 3:12 pm to
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I would pork the mollie actress definitely would


Well she was in First Cow…

Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
17603 posts
Posted on 12/8/23 at 3:41 pm to
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I'm supposed to believe guys were leaping at the opportunity to get between her greasy arse legs?


The money. They were after the money. How can you be this dense?
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
79985 posts
Posted on 12/8/23 at 4:38 pm to
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I live in the real world where men don't bang ugly chicks no matter their tax bracket. Girls will bang ugly dudes but it rarely happens the other way.
Like I said, you're clueless. If you think you have insight into the real world you've been greatly sheltered.

There are a significant number of guys who will screw anything, including other dudes when women aren't available. Have you ever been to Walmart? Have you ever seen unattractive women with kids? Do you think they were attractive before kids and somehow having kids messed up their faces? Have you ever spent time I'm rural areas, or inner cities? Have you ever been to the DMV or a hospital emergency room? Have you ever left your house?

Yours might be one of the least informed posts I've seen on this site in 18 years. I'm not joking.
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
55320 posts
Posted on 12/9/23 at 10:37 am to
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My point being there are literally no women in FMJ that I can remember, other than the Vietnamese girl at the end


And she's the hero of the film because she is a girl of color sniper, killing the white man and stacking their bodies, right?

Finally, I have figured out this classic film's message.

Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
55320 posts
Posted on 12/9/23 at 10:40 am to
I'm sure that Scorsese has created another masterpiece here, but, I don't want to see it because it seems like it would make me depressed.
Posted by lsusa
Doing Missionary work for LSU
Member since Oct 2005
6292 posts
Posted on 12/9/23 at 3:27 pm to
quote:

quote:%0AWhat%20are%20your%20thoughts%20on%20the%20first%20half%20of%20Full%20Metal%20Jacket,%20out%20of%20curiosity?%0AFIFY%0A%0A%0A%0AWho%20gives%20a%20review%20of%20half%20a%20movie?


I’ll be honest, I’m not sure if you randomly chose Full Metal Jacket to contrast it, but to me its one of those movies where the first half is absolutely awesome, and the second half is just Ok.
Posted by crimsonsaint
Member since Nov 2009
37834 posts
Posted on 12/10/23 at 12:34 pm to
quote:

I'm sure that Scorsese has created another masterpiece here, but, I don't want to see it because it seems like it would make me depressed.


It’s certainly not a good look for white men.
Posted by Philzilla
Member since Nov 2011
2214 posts
Posted on 12/10/23 at 1:05 pm to
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Last night the wife (no pics)

frick this review. Half review.
Posted by skullhawk
My house
Member since Nov 2007
27840 posts
Posted on 12/10/23 at 1:51 pm to
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It’s certainly not a good look for white men.


The Academy will love it.
Posted by Magnus
San Diego
Member since Sep 2019
2056 posts
Posted on 12/11/23 at 7:44 am to
movie was pretty lame, leo looked constipated throughout the whole thing
Posted by Mason Dixon Swine
West Finger
Member since Jan 2019
2919 posts
Posted on 12/11/23 at 7:49 am to
You're surprised the women in early 1900s Oklahoma aren't total smoke shows?

Money is hot, and these Indians had a lot of it.
Posted by lostinbr
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2017
12849 posts
Posted on 12/11/23 at 8:41 am to
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FIFY



Who gives a review of half a movie?

Ironically, a review of the first half of Full Metal Jacket might actually make sense.
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