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re: Game of Thrones S8 E4 "The Last of the Starks" Official Thread

Posted on 5/2/19 at 12:58 pm to
Posted by MickeyLikesDags21
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Posted on 5/2/19 at 12:58 pm to
quote:

How the hell has Cersei’s hair not grown back by now.


Bran keeps warging into her handmaiden and cuts it in the night. Cersei goes crazy since she can't figure it out, cersei becomes mad queen. It was the plan all along
Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted on 5/2/19 at 1:00 pm to
He keeps the locks and masturbates with them
This post was edited on 5/2/19 at 1:01 pm
Posted by UnluckyTiger
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Posted on 5/2/19 at 1:02 pm to
Yeah just like Episode 3 was supposed to shite on the Red Wedding. At this point, Game of Thrones actors/directors are LSU’s coaching staff promising a better offense for the upcoming season.





Disclaimer: Our offense will actually be legit this year from what I’m hearing.
This post was edited on 5/2/19 at 1:03 pm
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
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Posted on 5/2/19 at 1:03 pm to
quote:

What classic line from the past seasons are they gonna use this episode?

I'll try to do as timely a butthurt prediction thread as I can. Just for you.

preliminary - Doom will be butthurt that:

They got married
they didn't get married
something something Arya is basically jesus now
Gwendolyn Christie body double

and, of course,

filler
plot armor
deus ex machina
more terms from film study class textbooks

Posted by Lawyered
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Posted on 5/2/19 at 1:05 pm to
My episode title guess is " Burn them All"

burning of the dead at Winterfell and maybe a Bran flashback to the Mad King as well..
Posted by theGarnetWay
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Posted on 5/2/19 at 1:05 pm to
One last RIP to House Mormont.





Lady Mormont and her giant balls facing off against the wight giant.





One last thing about the last episode - sucks that Theon's death isn't getting more attention. Between Arya killing the NK right after and people wanting more main character deaths the powerful moment of Theon's death got lost in the shuffle. After Snow told him he was a Greyjoy and a Stark and that he never had to choose between the houses he died fighting for the North and for the Starks after saving his Greyjoy sister.

Hearing he was a good man was all he wanted for years and to hear it from Bran of all people I'm sure meant the world.
This post was edited on 5/2/19 at 3:08 pm
Posted by blueboy
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Posted on 5/2/19 at 1:18 pm to
Instead of that stupid spear charge, I'd have had Theon take out as many WW lieutenants as possible, thus destroying huge swaths of wights and sparing some of the characters who all lived anyway. Eventually, he gets overwhelmed and we get a quick spear charge after he runs out of arrows.

What they did was kinda stupid. Theon deserved better.
Posted by CBandits82
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Posted on 5/2/19 at 1:23 pm to
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
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Posted on 5/2/19 at 1:24 pm to
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What they did was kinda stupid. Theon deserved better.




Bran sent him to his death to buy Arya time
Posted by hg
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Posted on 5/2/19 at 1:50 pm to
The next two episodes are slow set ups for the finale
Posted by theunknownknight
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Posted on 5/2/19 at 1:53 pm to
quote:

The next two episodes are slow set ups for the finale


Not according to Emilia Clarke - she said episode 5 was going to be BIG - whatever that means
This post was edited on 5/2/19 at 1:54 pm
Posted by theGarnetWay
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Posted on 5/2/19 at 1:54 pm to
quote:

'd have had Theon take out as many WW lieutenants as possible, thus destroying huge swaths of wights and sparing some of the characters who all lived anyway.


Would have also cleared a path for Arya.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 5/2/19 at 1:54 pm to
quote:

The next two episodes are slow set ups for the finale



It's always been the next to last episode of every season when epic shite goes down.
Posted by MF Doom
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Posted on 5/2/19 at 3:05 pm to
quote:

I'll try to do as timely a butthurt prediction thread as I can. Just for you. 

preliminary - Doom will be butthurt that: 

They got married 
they didn't get married 
something something Arya is basically jesus now 
Gwendolyn Christie body double 

and, of course, 

filler 
plot armor 
deus ex machina 
more terms from film study class textbooks 




Hm, I don't seem to remember that one
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 5/2/19 at 5:00 pm to
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she said episode 5 was going to be BIG - whatever that means




Pod the Rod full frontal
Posted by jrodLSUke
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Posted on 5/2/19 at 5:29 pm to
quote:

One last thing about the last episode - sucks that Theon's death isn't getting more attention.

He should have stayed Reek.
Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted on 5/2/19 at 5:33 pm to
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Hearing he was a good man was all he wanted for years and to hear it from Bran of all people I'm sure meant the world.


I thought it was so corny tbh.
Posted by 1BamaRTR
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Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 5/2/19 at 5:39 pm to
But Bran really isn’t Bran anymore. He’s said it multiple times and he doesn’t seem to have much, if any, of th real Bran left in him. So maybe he have said it so Theon would go attack the NK directly.
Posted by blueboy
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Posted on 5/2/19 at 11:28 pm to
Anybody got any Bronn theories? I guess he's been kind of hanging back, waiting to see the outcome.
Posted by PowerTool
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Posted on 5/2/19 at 11:47 pm to
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more terms from film study class textbooks


Don't forget the 'Chekov's Gun' of Littlefinger's whorehouses from the early seasons. it means we have to see some nekkid big tittied whores getting banged as part of the plot resolution.
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