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"Full Metal Jacket" ... favorite quotes
Posted on 4/8/08 at 9:18 pm
Posted on 4/8/08 at 9:18 pm
Just saw this in HD on Universal Channel. Still love it.
So many awesome quotables, but I will start with...
"You better get your head and your arse wired together or I am going to take a giant shite on you."
So many awesome quotables, but I will start with...
"You better get your head and your arse wired together or I am going to take a giant shite on you."
Posted on 4/8/08 at 9:20 pm to coloradoBengal
this is easy:
Gunny: PVT. Pile, what the f*** is this. What the f*** is it?
PVT Pile: A jelly donut, sir!
Gunny: A jelly f***ing donut!
Gunny: PVT. Pile, what the f*** is this. What the f*** is it?
PVT Pile: A jelly donut, sir!
Gunny: A jelly f***ing donut!
Posted on 4/8/08 at 9:24 pm to lsufan9193969700
Mine is my sig quote
This post was edited on 4/8/08 at 9:25 pm
Posted on 4/8/08 at 9:39 pm to coloradoBengal
"I like you, you can come over to my house and frick my sister!"
Posted on 4/8/08 at 9:41 pm to IonaTiger
Pvt Snoball youre fired. Pvt Joker doesnt have brains but he has guts and sometimes guts is enough.
Me love you long time.
I joined the corp so i could travel to faraway places, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Me love you long time.
I joined the corp so i could travel to faraway places, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Posted on 4/8/08 at 9:44 pm to TideHater
In other words, it's a giant shite snadwich and we're all gonna have to take a bite.
Sir, does this mean that Anne MArgaret won't be coming?
Sir, does this mean that Anne MArgaret won't be coming?
Posted on 4/8/08 at 9:53 pm to IonaTiger
Its something about the duality of man sir.
Posted on 4/8/08 at 9:55 pm to coloradoBengal
Gunny:
"Private Pyle you had best square your arse away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely frick you up! "
"Private Pyle you had best square your arse away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely frick you up! "
Posted on 4/8/08 at 9:56 pm to TideHater
I'm goin' first -- don't worry, I'll skip the foreplay.
Posted on 4/8/08 at 9:57 pm to IonaTiger
all of Animal Mother's lines.
Posted on 4/8/08 at 10:03 pm to Cdawg
In that book suppository building. (SnowBall)
Posted on 4/8/08 at 10:40 pm to IonaTiger
Joker: "I wanted to see exotic Vietnam, the jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture, and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill."
Posted on 4/8/08 at 11:00 pm to coloradoBengal
How tall are you sir?
(something around) 5'11'', sir.
Really? I didn't know they stacked shite that high.
(something around) 5'11'', sir.
Really? I didn't know they stacked shite that high.
Posted on 4/8/08 at 11:20 pm to Cdawg
"Flush out your headgear, new guy. You think we waste gooks for freedom? This is a slaughter. If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is POONTANG."
Posted on 4/8/08 at 11:27 pm to coloradoBengal
I think the best part of you ran down the crack of your mamma's arse and ended up as a brown stain on the matress! I think you've been cheated!
5'9 I didn't know that stacked shite that high! You trying to squeeze and inch on me somehwere huh!?
You look like about a hundred and fifty pounds of chewed bubblegum!
Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke piece of shite or did you have to work on it?
If God wanted you over that obstacle, he would have miracled your arse over it by now.
Holy dog shite! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don’t look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks? I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!
These are my favorites off the top of my head. Yeah, I love gunny's quotes in this movie.
5'9 I didn't know that stacked shite that high! You trying to squeeze and inch on me somehwere huh!?
You look like about a hundred and fifty pounds of chewed bubblegum!
Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke piece of shite or did you have to work on it?
If God wanted you over that obstacle, he would have miracled your arse over it by now.
Holy dog shite! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don’t look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks? I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!
These are my favorites off the top of my head. Yeah, I love gunny's quotes in this movie.
Posted on 4/8/08 at 11:37 pm to iggle
"I bet you're the kind of guy that would frick a person in the arse and not even have the god damned common courtesy to give him a reach around."
"You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over!"
"There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on naggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here, you are all equally worthless." (filter won't allow the original)
"You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over!"
"There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on naggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here, you are all equally worthless." (filter won't allow the original)
This post was edited on 4/8/08 at 11:38 pm
Posted on 4/8/08 at 11:43 pm to coloradoBengal
Did you're parents have and children that lived? I bet they regret that. you're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!
Posted on 4/9/08 at 12:25 am to iggle
M I C K E Y MOUSE
Posted on 4/9/08 at 12:27 am to coloradoBengal
You people think it's "a coicidence" that the guy was named "private Pile"... BS ....what a play on Gomer......My least favorite Veitnam film. I prefer Apocalypse Now, Platoon, Hamburger Hill.....!
Posted on 4/9/08 at 12:46 am to tigerjazz61
huh? this is a favorite quotes thread, so if you don't have one, avoid hitting the reply button..
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