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Posted on 4/9/08 at 1:12 am to tigerjazz61
quote:
You people think it's "a coicidence" that the guy was named "private Pile"... BS ....what a play on Gomer......
WTF are you talking about? His name was Leonard Lawrence and Gunny called him Gomer Pyle because he was a dipshit like the guy on the TV show.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What's your name fat-body?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Lawrence? Lawrence what of Arabia?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: That name sounds like royalty are you royalty?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: bullshite. I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I don't like the name Lawrence, only **** and sailors are called Lawrence. From now on you're Gomer Pyle.
This post was edited on 4/9/08 at 1:14 am
Posted on 4/9/08 at 8:35 am to papasmurf1269
quote:
"How can you shoot innocent women and children?Easy,you just don't lead them as much".
Winner!!!!
Posted on 4/9/08 at 8:53 am to LSU CRAZY
quote:
How can you shoot innocent women and children?Easy,you just don't lead them as much".
That's my favorite too, and after the machine gunner says that, he grins and says "Ain't war hell??!!??"
Posted on 4/9/08 at 9:24 am to SouGent
"I got me 153 dead gooks killed"
"You kill any women, children?"
"Yeah"
"You kill any women, children?"
"Yeah"
Posted on 4/9/08 at 9:26 am to Towelie
You guys already said most of the good ones.
"Private Pile you climb obstacles like old people f@*k!"
"Private Pile you climb obstacles like old people f@*k!"
Posted on 4/9/08 at 10:05 am to constant cough
Gunny: From now on your name will be Private Snoball. Do you like that name? There is something that you won't like. They don't serve fried chicken and watermelon in my mess hall on a daily basis"
Posted on 4/9/08 at 2:18 pm to Weaver
Do you suck dicks?
Sir no sir.
bullshite I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
Are you quitting on me?! Well, are you?! Then quit, you slimy f***ing walrus-looking piece of shite! Get the f*** off of my obstacle! Get the f*** down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!
These people we wasted here today are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we're gonna miss not having anyone around that's worth shooting.
Sir no sir.
bullshite I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
Are you quitting on me?! Well, are you?! Then quit, you slimy f***ing walrus-looking piece of shite! Get the f*** off of my obstacle! Get the f*** down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!
These people we wasted here today are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we're gonna miss not having anyone around that's worth shooting.
This post was edited on 4/9/08 at 2:22 pm
Posted on 4/9/08 at 5:13 pm to LSU CRAZY
quote:Thank you.I would just like to thank all the little people that made this win possible.
Winner!!!!
Posted on 4/9/08 at 7:26 pm to papasmurf1269
WHO SAID THAT!!
WHO THE FRICK SAID THAT!!!!
WHICH GODDAMN PICE OF SHITE TWINKLE TOES MUTHERFRICKER SAID THAT!!!
I WILL P.T. YOUR ASSES
I WILL P.T. YOU UNTIL YOU FRICKING DIE!!!!
WHO THE FRICK SAID THAT!!!!
WHICH GODDAMN PICE OF SHITE TWINKLE TOES MUTHERFRICKER SAID THAT!!!
I WILL P.T. YOUR ASSES
I WILL P.T. YOU UNTIL YOU FRICKING DIE!!!!
Posted on 4/9/08 at 7:42 pm to natgatnat
soul brother too bookoo
Posted on 4/9/08 at 7:46 pm to TideHater
Oooh, me so horneey! Me love you long time.
As immortalized in the rap song (I can't remember the name.)
As immortalized in the rap song (I can't remember the name.)
Posted on 4/9/08 at 7:48 pm to Jimbeaux
baby got back i think
Posted on 4/9/08 at 7:49 pm to natgatnat
Pop dat coochie by the 2live crew 
Posted on 4/9/08 at 7:50 pm to Jimbeaux
2 Live Crew
"Me So Horny"
"Me So Horny"
Posted on 4/9/08 at 7:50 pm to TideHater
quote:
Pop dat coochie by the 2live crew
That's it! How could I forget a name so graphic in nature?!
Posted on 4/9/08 at 7:54 pm to Jimbeaux
Posted on 4/9/08 at 9:30 pm to natgatnat
Do you suck dicks?
-- sir, no sir
bullshite! i bet you could suck a golf ball thorough a garden hose
-- sir, no sir
bullshite! i bet you could suck a golf ball thorough a garden hose
Posted on 4/9/08 at 9:31 pm to TheChief
Oh that's right, Private Pyle, don't make any fricking effort to get to the top of the fricking obstacle. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your arse up there by now, wouldn't he?
Posted on 4/9/08 at 9:40 pm to iggle
quote:
you're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece
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