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re: Forbes: ‘Rise Of Skywalker’ Is The Worst ‘Star Wars’ Movie Ever
Posted on 12/18/19 at 5:09 pm to Henry Jones Jr
Posted on 12/18/19 at 5:09 pm to Henry Jones Jr
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Lucasfilm and Disney’s The Rise of Skywalker feels explicitly crafted for the “Rian Johnson ruined Star Wars!” and “George Lucas ruined my childhood!” demographics
Yea I’m not falling for that.
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Posted on 12/18/19 at 5:10 pm to Henry Jones Jr
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Lucasfilm and Disney’s The Rise of Skywalker feels explicitly crafted for the “Rian Johnson ruined Star Wars!” and “George Lucas ruined my childhood!” demographics
So 95% of Star Wars fans?
Posted on 12/18/19 at 5:15 pm to WicKed WayZ
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So 95% of Star Wars fans?
*57% of Star Wars "fans."
Posted on 12/18/19 at 5:21 pm to Bench McElroy
So the new bad Star Wars movie is bad because of the OG fans. frick this a-hole.
Posted on 12/18/19 at 5:46 pm to Bench McElroy
So Forbes forgot about JarJar?
Posted on 12/18/19 at 6:18 pm to Bench McElroy
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Lucasfilm and Disney’s The Rise of Skywalker feels explicitly crafted for the “Rian Johnson ruined Star Wars!” and “George Lucas ruined my childhood!” demographics, right down to its near erasure of Kelly Marie Tran’s Rose Tico.
Proud Deplorable, checking in.
Posted on 12/18/19 at 6:22 pm to Bench McElroy
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the 142-minute movie spends almost its entire running time retconning its predecessor
Might see this opening weekend after all.
Posted on 12/18/19 at 6:31 pm to PsychTiger
You literally dont need to watch TLJ to understand what's going on at all.
The problem still remains that these Disney movies do not fit into the regular star wars movies.
The problem still remains that these Disney movies do not fit into the regular star wars movies.
Posted on 12/18/19 at 6:32 pm to Bench McElroy
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The problem with Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker isn’t just that it absolutely walks back a number of potent reveals and plot threads from the last movie, but rather that the 142-minute movie spends almost its entire running time retconning its predecessor and adding painfully conventional “plot twists” and patronizing reversals
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gives Daisy Ridley essentially no real arc of her own. The screenplay never forces her to make any hard choices or live with the consequences of her mistakes.
Hmmm... why weren't these things said about TLJ??? Because I feel like this should be a review for that film
Posted on 12/18/19 at 6:36 pm to Green Chili Tiger
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The New York Times Kyle Buchanan respond on Twitter to “The Rise of Skywalker” by writing, “[The film] could only have been ruder to Rian Johnson if they had motion-smoothed it.
Posted on 12/18/19 at 6:42 pm to Bench McElroy
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Disney’s The Rise of Skywalker feels explicitly crafted for the “Rian Johnson ruined Star Wars!” and “George Lucas ruined my childhood!” demographics, right down to its near erasure of Kelly Marie Tran’s Rose Tico.
Not sure how this is bad
Posted on 12/18/19 at 7:12 pm to Bench McElroy
That is honestly the best endorsement Disney could have hoped for
Posted on 12/18/19 at 8:49 pm to Henry Jones Jr
quote:I think that's what they're going for. They got a bunch of shills to say the same thing, that the new one sucks - because it sticks it to Big Bad Rian Johnson.
I'm erect after reading this. This has me so hyped up now
So you're supposed to react like that.
Posted on 12/18/19 at 8:50 pm to blueboy
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So you're supposed to react like that.
I'll decide how I feel after watching the movie.
Posted on 12/18/19 at 9:21 pm to blueboy
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They got a bunch of shills to say the same thing
Jesus.
Posted on 12/18/19 at 9:25 pm to Bench McElroy
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walks back a number of potent reveals and plot threads from the last movie, but rather that the 142-minute movie spends almost its entire running time retconning its predecessor
Posted on 12/18/19 at 9:31 pm to Crimsonpanther13
Posted on 12/18/19 at 9:31 pm to Bench McElroy
So basically JJ Abrams made episode 8.5
Posted on 12/18/19 at 9:32 pm to Crimsonpanther13
The Rise of Skywalker's 56% Rotten Tomatoes Critics Score Confirms A Disney Star Wars Disaster
Talks about the multiple reviewers all saying the same thing - basically "if you hated The Last Jedi, you'll like Fall of Skywalker" or "this movie sucks because it undoes all of Rian's fine work."
Talks about the multiple reviewers all saying the same thing - basically "if you hated The Last Jedi, you'll like Fall of Skywalker" or "this movie sucks because it undoes all of Rian's fine work."
This post was edited on 12/18/19 at 9:33 pm
Posted on 12/18/19 at 9:34 pm to Bench McElroy
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It represents the cultural theft of Star Wars from today’s kids by today’s arrested-development-stricken adults
What a pathetic line
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