re: Favorite Simpson's Lines

Chief Wiggum: "Looks to me like Lisa Simpson found something science couldn't explain... so she had to destroy it. Well, that's all the evidence I need. Arrest the girl."

Bart: "Give her a nice cell- something in 'C' Block." Slips him $20

Another good one is when Homer doesn't go to work. Marge tells him that the plant called,and said if you don't come in tomorrow, dont bother coming in Monday. Homer shouts four day weekend

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OK, everybody put on your corpse-handling gloves

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This always cracks me the frick up lol

Ralph: "The Leperachaun tells me to burn things!"

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Roughly season ~3 to season ~9ish was just about the highest peak of comedy

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I know that you said "roughly", but season 2 is IMO the greatest season of The Simpsons. You could remove episodes 1, 3 and 7, and I can't think of a single show that had a run like episodes 2 - 13.

I personally would put these (season2) 4 episodes in my top 10 Simpsons ever.

Simson and Delilah
Itchy & Scratchy & Marge
The Way We Was
Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment

Family is watching Grade School Challenge on tv.

Game Show Host: Okay, the capitol of North Dakota is named after what German leader?
[on a TV game show]
Homer Simpson: Hitler!
Marge Simpson: Hitler, North Dakota?

Bart Simpson: Hitler?
Homer Simpson : Hey, I'm still beating you boy.

I can’t believe some of my favorite ones haven’t even been listed other than S-M-R-T. Many of these make it into my daily vernacular even still today.

Homer: “ hello, I am Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.”
Attendant: “ OK Mr. Burns, what is your first name?”
Homer: “I don’t know.”

Dispatch: “What’s your location?”
Chief Wiggym: “ Oh, uh, I'm on a road, looks to be asphalt. Aw, jeez, trees, shrubs, I'm directly under the Earth's Sun . . . now"

“Gym? What’s a gym? Ohhhhh, a gyyymm.” -Homer

“You made me bleed my own blood.” -Nelson

When someone is correct I give them the Homer playing Mr. Burns with the finger movements “Exxxzactly. Hehehe. D’oh!”

Attending any sporting event where the crowd’s “booo’s” die down I say loudly; “Are you saying booo, or boo-urns?” My buddy chimes in, “I was saying boo-urns.”

“Up and AT them.”

I thought of another one today that I quote often.

When the Simpson's meet the hobo on the train.

"Don't be frightened. I'm not a stabbin' hobo, I'm a singing hobo!"

Sings:

"I'm a hobo man with a hobo life
stabbin' folks with my hobo knife"

And later, naming off good things to make from apples-

Hobo: "Apple cider, apple brandy, apple whiskey....."
Lisa: "Applesauce!"
Hobo: "Meh... I suppose you could grind some pills into it."

Ned Flanders is the reason I could easily tell apart Apple Cider and Apple Juice as a kid


Marge: "You can't punish the kids just because you can't come up with an invention."

Homer: "I don't see why not, they're my kids , i own them!"