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Favorite Simpson's Lines
Posted on 10/11/26 at 3:21 pm
Posted on 10/11/26 at 3:21 pm
Inspired by the Seinfeld thread.
kid on desert island- "I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's"
Mayor Quimby- "I'm too rich to die!"
kid on desert island- "I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's"
Mayor Quimby- "I'm too rich to die!"
Posted on 10/11/26 at 3:28 pm to deeprig9
Posted on 10/11/26 at 3:28 pm to deeprig9
"It's good! It's good! It's good....to see you all here."
"We slept through church." "It's not the end of the world."
"We slept through church." "It's not the end of the world."
Posted on 10/11/26 at 3:35 pm to deeprig9
I'll be dead in the cold cold ground before I recognize Missourah!
-Grampa Simpson
-Grampa Simpson
This post was edited on 10/11/26 at 4:24 pm
Posted on 10/11/26 at 4:03 pm to deeprig9
Also: You don't win people over with salad Lisa.
This post was edited on 10/11/26 at 6:05 pm
Posted on 10/11/26 at 4:17 pm to deeprig9
Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.
- Montgomery Burns.
- Montgomery Burns.
Posted on 10/11/26 at 4:23 pm to deeprig9
“In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics”
“Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.”
“Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.”
Posted on 10/11/26 at 4:28 pm to deeprig9
Moe:
“Man, you go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch 'em in the face, and for what?”
“Man, you go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch 'em in the face, and for what?”
Posted on 10/11/26 at 4:28 pm to deeprig9
Just once I'd like someone to call me Sir without adding "you're making a scene."
Homer
Homer
Posted on 10/11/26 at 4:30 pm to boston vol
Lionel Hutz while watching a Law and Order type show
“Oh sure, like lawyers work in big skyscrapers and have secretaries. Look at him, he's wearing a belt!...that's Hollywood for you.”
“Oh sure, like lawyers work in big skyscrapers and have secretaries. Look at him, he's wearing a belt!...that's Hollywood for you.”
Posted on 10/11/26 at 4:35 pm to Cosmo
I was reading more online, the Principle Skinner Vietnam flashbacks are hilarious.
“I spent three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right!”
“Johnny? Johnny?! JOHNNY!!! ...Oh, sorry, Marge. Hearing your sewing machine brought back memories of the sweatshops in Da Nang.”
“I spent three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right!”
“Johnny? Johnny?! JOHNNY!!! ...Oh, sorry, Marge. Hearing your sewing machine brought back memories of the sweatshops in Da Nang.”
Posted on 10/11/26 at 4:36 pm to deeprig9
"And what if we picked the wrong religion? Every week, we're just making God madder and madder!"
Posted on 10/11/26 at 4:43 pm to AUveritas
Moe:
“I don't need a fancy law degree to know that if you leave a body in an alley long enough, it becomes the city’s problem.”
“I don't need a fancy law degree to know that if you leave a body in an alley long enough, it becomes the city’s problem.”
Posted on 10/11/26 at 4:47 pm to deeprig9
“What did you see, Johnny Tightlips?”
“I ain’t sayin’ nuttin’.”
“I ain’t sayin’ nuttin’.”
Posted on 10/11/26 at 4:50 pm to AUveritas
quote:
"And what if we picked the wrong religion? Every week, we're just making God madder and madder!"
I use one of these Jebus lines pretty frequently
Posted on 10/11/26 at 4:57 pm to deeprig9
“Oh, meltdown. It’s one of those annoying buzzwords. We prefer to call it an unrequested fission surplus.”
Mr. Burns
Mr. Burns
Posted on 10/11/26 at 5:09 pm to deeprig9
And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.
Kent Brockman
Kent Brockman
Posted on 10/11/26 at 5:27 pm to deeprig9
"I'd never heard the word 'embiggen' before I moved to Springfield. "
"Well, it's a perfectly cromulent word."
"Well, it's a perfectly cromulent word."
Posted on 10/11/26 at 5:39 pm to deeprig9
“Dad, you killed zombie Flanders!”
“He was a zombie?”
“He was a zombie?”
Posted on 10/11/26 at 5:43 pm to deeprig9
Sideshow Bob - you only get one chance with Edna Krabapple
This post was edited on 10/11/26 at 5:45 pm
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