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re: Favorite Simpson's Lines
Posted on 10/11/26 at 5:52 pm to PaulMainieriEmbolism
Posted on 10/11/26 at 5:52 pm to PaulMainieriEmbolism
Hello, Jerry? This is Homer Simpson. Remember last month when I paid back that loan? Yeah, well now I need you to do a favor for me!"
Posted on 10/11/26 at 5:53 pm to deeprig9
To alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems - Homer
Posted on 10/11/26 at 6:21 pm to deeprig9
Posted on 10/11/26 at 6:25 pm to Nwo93
quote:
To alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems - Homer
This and this
Posted on 10/11/26 at 6:29 pm to coolpapaboze
quote:
You don't win people over with salad Lisa.
Close. And don't forget the accompanying conga line dance !
Posted on 10/11/26 at 6:31 pm to deeprig9
Posted on 10/11/26 at 6:32 pm to deeprig9
“I call the big one Bitey”—Homer
Barney: “David Crosby! You’re my hero!”
“Oh, you like my music?”
Barney: “You’re a musician?!”
Barney: “David Crosby! You’re my hero!”
“Oh, you like my music?”
Barney: “You’re a musician?!”
Posted on 10/11/26 at 7:13 pm to cypresstiger
My Homer is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist—But he is NOT a porn star!
-grandpa
-grandpa
Posted on 10/11/26 at 7:14 pm to cypresstiger
Me fail English? That's unpossible!
-Ralph
-Ralph
Posted on 10/11/26 at 7:21 pm to deeprig9
"No one manhandles the bosom child of Nelson Muntz! Spring forth, burly protector, and save me!"
Posted on 10/11/26 at 7:23 pm to blueboy
Posted on 10/11/26 at 7:32 pm to deeprig9
Homer after Kang abuses his power as newly elected president, “Don’t blame me. I voted for Kodos”.
Posted on 10/11/26 at 8:23 pm to deeprig9
Bart: "This is the worst day of my life!"
Homer: "So far!"
Homer: "So far!"
Posted on 10/11/26 at 8:38 pm to johnnydrama
Don't let Krusty's death get you down, son. People die all the time. Just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow…well, goodnight!
-Homer
-Homer
Posted on 10/11/26 at 9:10 pm to deeprig9
The whole sequence of Ned going insane is gold but the Lisa line stands out the most to me: "It's gotta be little Lisa Simpson...Springfield's answer to a question NOBODY ASKED!!!"
Also this thread reminds me of when Matt Duffy would be at bat and the Braves organ player would play the Duff Gardens song from the boat ride when Lisa gets drunk. GOAT
Also this thread reminds me of when Matt Duffy would be at bat and the Braves organ player would play the Duff Gardens song from the boat ride when Lisa gets drunk. GOAT
This post was edited on 10/11/26 at 9:14 pm
Posted on 10/11/26 at 9:54 pm to deeprig9
The signs they used at various buildings should count, they always had gold.
"Evil women in history, from Jezebel to Janet Reno"
"Totally sick, twisted, f**ked up animation festival! Children half price"
"Evil women in history, from Jezebel to Janet Reno"
"Totally sick, twisted, f**ked up animation festival! Children half price"
Posted on 10/11/26 at 9:55 pm to GoGators1995
Homer: “He didn’t give you gay, did he?’
Homer (SINGING) : I am so smart…SMRT, I mean SMART”
Homer: “I like my beer cold and my homosexuals FLAMING!”
Homer (SINGING) : I am so smart…SMRT, I mean SMART”
Homer: “I like my beer cold and my homosexuals FLAMING!”
Posted on 10/11/26 at 9:59 pm to deeprig9
So many....
Billy Corrigan: Billy Corrigan, Smashing Pumpkins.
Homer: Homer Simpson, smiling politely.
Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem.
Homer: No beer and no TV make Homer something something...
Marge: Go crazy?
Homer: Don't mind if I do!
Government agent: When I say "Hello Mr. Thompson," and step on your foot you say, "Hello."
Hello Mr. Thompson.
Homer (to other agent): I think he's talking to you.
Billy Corrigan: Billy Corrigan, Smashing Pumpkins.
Homer: Homer Simpson, smiling politely.
Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem.
Homer: No beer and no TV make Homer something something...
Marge: Go crazy?
Homer: Don't mind if I do!
Government agent: When I say "Hello Mr. Thompson," and step on your foot you say, "Hello."
Hello Mr. Thompson.
Homer (to other agent): I think he's talking to you.
Posted on 10/11/26 at 10:07 pm to deeprig9
I call the big one bitey.
Posted on 10/11/26 at 10:13 pm to StansberryRules
Works on contingency? No, money down.
See someone beat me to it
See someone beat me to it
This post was edited on 10/11/26 at 10:14 pm
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