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re: Favorite Simpson's Lines
Posted on 10/12/26 at 3:50 pm to Big Scrub TX
Posted on 10/12/26 at 3:50 pm to Big Scrub TX
Ralph: "Dear Miss Hoover, You have lym disease. Come back soon. Kevin's biting me. Here's a picture I drew of a spirochete"
Posted on 10/12/26 at 3:57 pm to saintsfan22
"A bee bit my bottom! Now my bottom's big!"
Lisa: "I'm going to become a vegetarian."
Homer: "Does that mean you're not going to eat any pork?"
Lisa: "Yes."
Homer: "Bacon?"
Lisa: "Yes, dad."
Homer: "Ham?"
Lisa: "Dad, all those meats come from the same animal."
Homer: "Oh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal."
Lisa: "I'm going to become a vegetarian."
Homer: "Does that mean you're not going to eat any pork?"
Lisa: "Yes."
Homer: "Bacon?"
Lisa: "Yes, dad."
Homer: "Ham?"
Lisa: "Dad, all those meats come from the same animal."
Homer: "Oh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal."
Posted on 10/12/26 at 4:05 pm to deeprig9
“It says choo choo choose me, and there’s a picture of a train.”
- Ralph
- Ralph
Posted on 10/12/26 at 4:07 pm to deeprig9
Marge: "That medicine isn't for you!"
Homer: "Come on Marge! Maybe I'm not getting enough...." [homer turns the pill bottle around and reads it] "Estrogen"
Homer: "Come on Marge! Maybe I'm not getting enough...." [homer turns the pill bottle around and reads it] "Estrogen"
Posted on 10/12/26 at 4:18 pm to deeprig9
quote:That is one of my favorites.
kid on desert island- "I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's"
Also, from same episode:
“All that slime made this boar extra tender.”
Posted on 10/13/26 at 7:18 am to drizztiger
Hey Homer word to the wise: season pass!
It pays for itself after the sixteenth visit. You know, most people don't know the difference between apple cider and apple juice, but I do. Now here's a little trick to help you remember. If it's clear and yella', you've got juice there, fella. If it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town. Now, there's two exceptions and it gets kinda tricky here...
It pays for itself after the sixteenth visit. You know, most people don't know the difference between apple cider and apple juice, but I do. Now here's a little trick to help you remember. If it's clear and yella', you've got juice there, fella. If it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town. Now, there's two exceptions and it gets kinda tricky here...
Posted on 10/13/26 at 9:11 am to WG_Dawg
Smashing Pumpkins ask Homer if its ok to drink the water in Springfield.
We got a little rule back home: if it's brown, drink it down; if it's black, send it back.
We got a little rule back home: if it's brown, drink it down; if it's black, send it back.
Posted on 10/13/26 at 9:55 am to WG_Dawg
quote:
Aurora Borealis
"22 Short Films About Springfield" is a top 3 episode for me (along with "You Only Move Twice" and "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer "). So many good quotes in that. They come hard and fast. Almost every short story has at least one amazing line. I'd basically have to quote the entire episode there's so many.
Posted on 10/13/26 at 9:57 am to BottomlandBrew
someone else already mentioend it but pretty much any scene with Hank Scorpio is gold.
Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.
Hank Scorpio: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Hammocks! Homer, there's four places. There's the Hammock Hut, that's on third.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Hank Scorpio: There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There.
Homer: Mm-Hmm.
Hank Scorpio: That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock complex on third.
Homer: Oh, the hammock district!
Hank Scorpio: That's right
Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.
Hank Scorpio: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Hammocks! Homer, there's four places. There's the Hammock Hut, that's on third.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Hank Scorpio: There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There.
Homer: Mm-Hmm.
Hank Scorpio: That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock complex on third.
Homer: Oh, the hammock district!
Hank Scorpio: That's right
Posted on 10/13/26 at 10:05 am to WG_Dawg
quote:
Hank Scorpio: That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock complex on third.
Homer: Oh, the hammock district!
I was in Hanoi some years back. Every street is it's own district. Like, there's the sewing street, or the tv remote street, or the door handle street. It is amazing how specific each street is. Every time we'd turn on a new street, I'd say to my wife that I hope this is the hammock district. After a day or two, she was about ready to punch me. Sadly, I never found it.
Posted on 10/13/26 at 11:14 am to deeprig9
Posted on 10/13/26 at 11:33 am to dirtsandwich
Posted on 10/13/26 at 11:34 am to WG_Dawg
Also from the Scorpio episode:
"What's wrong with this country? Can't a man walk down the street without being offered a job?"
-Smithers
"What's wrong with this country? Can't a man walk down the street without being offered a job?"
-Smithers
Posted on 10/13/26 at 11:42 am to deeprig9
Nelson: "You're a racist!"
Grand Pumpkin: "All pumpkins are racist. The difference is - I admit it!"
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Game Show Host: "The capital of North Dakota is named after what German ruler?"
Homer: "Hitler!"
Marge: "Hitler, North Dakota?"
Grand Pumpkin: "All pumpkins are racist. The difference is - I admit it!"
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Game Show Host: "The capital of North Dakota is named after what German ruler?"
Homer: "Hitler!"
Marge: "Hitler, North Dakota?"
Posted on 10/13/26 at 11:54 am to TheFonz
“abortions for all.”
“booooooo!!!”
“no abortions for anyone.”
“booooooo!!”
“abortions for some, and miniature american flags for others.”
“Yay!!!”
“booooooo!!!”
“no abortions for anyone.”
“booooooo!!”
“abortions for some, and miniature american flags for others.”
“Yay!!!”
Posted on 10/13/26 at 11:57 am to Cosmo
Moe: "Back when I was Kid Gorgeous, everybody wanted a piece of me. But, somehow, I just never made it to the big time."
Homer: "Why not?"
Moe: "'Cause I got knocked out 40 times in a row. That, plus politics. You know, it's all politics."
Homer: [glaring] "Lousy Democrats."
Homer: "Why not?"
Moe: "'Cause I got knocked out 40 times in a row. That, plus politics. You know, it's all politics."
Homer: [glaring] "Lousy Democrats."
Posted on 10/13/26 at 11:59 am to Cosmo
• Salesman: "But surely you can't put a price on your family's lives?"
• Homer: "I wouldn't have thought so either, but here we are."
• Homer: "I wouldn't have thought so either, but here we are."
Posted on 10/13/26 at 12:02 pm to TheFonz
Grandpa is getting royalty checks for itchy and scratchy episodes that were written by bart and lisa
Bart: "Didn't you wonder why you were getting checks for doing absolutely nothing?"
Grandpa: "I figured because the Democrats were in power again."
Bart: "Didn't you wonder why you were getting checks for doing absolutely nothing?"
Grandpa: "I figured because the Democrats were in power again."
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