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[Cargo]: Worst Movie Ever (Your Choices For Worst Movie?)

Posted on 2/14/19 at 1:54 pm
Posted by JacksBrokenHeart
Member since Feb 2019
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Posted on 2/14/19 at 1:54 pm
[Cargo] IMDb listing

Wow. What a train wreck of a movie. I thought the premise wasn't bad, a man trapped in a cargo container, I liked the synth soundtrack a lot, but the movie itself was pretty terrible.

The lead actor was good in this 1981 cult classic animated movie called American Pop, which virtually no one remembers. Yet not so good in this, off day maybe.

I felt terrible for the filmmakers that this film was so tragically bad. What a waste overall. Okay, not THE worst movie ever yet not good at all. Other than maybe one of two scenes.

Any other nominees for worst movie ever? Or one of them.
Posted by RedPants
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Posted on 2/14/19 at 1:57 pm to
Great, another Last Jedi thread....
Posted by USEyourCURDS
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Posted on 2/14/19 at 2:00 pm to
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Posted by bengalbait
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Posted on 2/14/19 at 2:02 pm to
Just finished watching "Hunter Killer" starring Gerard Butler and Gary Oldman. What an awful piece of crap. How can an actor of Oldman's caliber go from a roll like Churchill in Darkest Hour to being a beta cuck in this film is beyond me.
Posted by OMLandshark
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Posted on 2/14/19 at 2:04 pm to
The Last Airbender, especially given that the source material was already filmed.
Posted by Das Jackal
Da Bayou
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Posted on 2/14/19 at 2:24 pm to
First one that pops in my head is Son of the Mask.. what a shite show.
Posted by ClampClampington
Nebraska
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Posted on 2/14/19 at 2:44 pm to
Recently, Zoolander 2. I don't think I will be able to watch the original for another 5 years without triggering waves of disappointment and anger with how excited I was that there was going to be a sequel.

Year One and Catwoman are 2 that immediately come to mind
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
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Posted on 2/14/19 at 3:06 pm to
Skyline
The Last Airbender (OML already mentioned)
that rumored fourth Indiana Jones movie
Posted by ClampClampington
Nebraska
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Posted on 2/14/19 at 3:47 pm to
Almost included Indiana Jones, but that was more of a letdown than disaster of a movie. Ford mailed it in on that movie
Posted by Shwapp
Gonzales, LA
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 2/14/19 at 4:08 pm to
I didn't think Year One was so bad. More of an irreverent comedy.

My vote is for Dragonball Evolution. What a mess.
Posted by BranchDawg
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Member since Nov 2013
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Posted on 2/14/19 at 4:16 pm to
Didn't they do a Mike Myers Cat in the Hat movie?
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Posted by jlovel7
Louisiana
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Posted on 2/14/19 at 4:47 pm to
14 year old me thought year one was hilarious
Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 2/14/19 at 5:15 pm to
Eragon. What an abortion of a great story.
Posted by pilsnerpusher
Member since Sep 2009
1360 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 5:22 pm to
Life stinks (mel brooks)

Toys (starring Robin williams)

Spanglish

I've probably watched worse but, these are the 3 worst movies I saw in a theater
Posted by Dubosed
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Posted on 2/14/19 at 5:37 pm to
The Neon Demon
Posted by Broken Coyote
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Posted on 2/14/19 at 5:38 pm to
Nick Cage Wicker Man Always in this kind of thread, a movie so bad it should be required viewing.
Posted by Bankshot
Member since Jun 2006
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Posted on 2/14/19 at 5:56 pm to
A horrible ET rip off (seemingly financed by McDonalds) from 1988 called Mac and Me is way up there. It was a wide release as well.

Worst sequel is really tough to pick, but after years of consideration, Jaws (IV): The Revenge gets my vote. Jaws is one of my favorite films, which is why I give Jaws IV so much grief.

Jaws III was horrible, don't get me wrong. But, I could write it off as a future, what-if film about a Sea World park gone wrong that happens to include the Brody sons.

Jaws IV has Martin Brody die off-screen (from fear of sharks no less) and a shark, that somehow has a personal vendetta against the Brody family, follow the widow Brody from New England to the Bahamas. I won't give anything else away, not that it matters. But, the final scene involving the shark is one of the worst practical effects ever to make it to the screen.
Posted by teke184
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Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 2/14/19 at 6:45 pm to
It never happened, like they never made a third Matrix movie.
Posted by Tridentds
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Posted on 2/14/19 at 8:04 pm to
Hollywood Ending- a Woody Allen movie. Fiancé wanted to go see it, I knew better but went anyway. To her credit she said let’s get out of here about 25 minutes into the movie.
Posted by Thracken13
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Member since Feb 2010
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Posted on 2/14/19 at 8:16 pm to
No Battlefield Earth mentioned....damn you guys are slacking. only movie i have ever walked out of.
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