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Posted on 10/25/24 at 1:13 pm to
Posted by Eighteen
Member since Dec 2006
37400 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 1:13 pm to
Why is the carpet all wet, Todd?!

I don’t know Margo!
Posted by SoDakHawk
South Dakota
Member since Jun 2014
10630 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 1:17 pm to
I think I say this to my wife once a week when she keeps pestering me about something stupid that I don't know, or even care about, the answer. Pretty much ends the conversation.

I don't know Margo!
Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
21656 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 1:37 pm to
The blesssssing
Posted by FredBear
Georgia
Member since Aug 2017
17408 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 1:44 pm to
quote:

You couldn’t hear a dump truck driving through a nitro glycerin factory.



This one cracks me up every time
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 1:46 pm to
At least it’s out of its misery.
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
8452 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 2:15 pm to
Bingo
Posted by Nutriaitch
Montegut
Member since Apr 2008
10917 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 2:21 pm to
We're at the threshold of hell.
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
76373 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 2:31 pm to
You serious Clark

My dead corpse in 60 years will laugh at this still.
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
20060 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 2:35 pm to
quote:

Better take a rain check on that, Art - he's got a lip fungus they ain't identified yet
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
47020 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 2:36 pm to
quote:

Save the neck for me Clark


Dammit, that made me laugh inappropriately.
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
7455 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 2:38 pm to
“going for a new amateur recreational saucer sled land speed record”

“if this gets dented, then my hair just ain't gonna look right.”

“So, when did you get the tenement on wheels?”
Posted by Nutriaitch
Montegut
Member since Apr 2008
10917 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 2:55 pm to
quote:

“So, when did you get the tenement on wheels?”


that there is an RV
Posted by Marciano1
Marksville, LA
Member since Jun 2009
20033 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 3:32 pm to
I'll be outside for the ....... season.

I like doing the Uncle Lewis voice and saying "what's the matta wit you?!"
This post was edited on 10/25/24 at 3:36 pm
Posted by PJinAtl
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2007
14429 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 4:05 pm to
Awesome, so many good lines I don't always remember.
Posted by Nutriaitch
Montegut
Member since Apr 2008
10917 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 4:10 pm to
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
8452 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 4:18 pm to
"SQUIRREL!!!"
Posted by Adajax
Member since Nov 2015
8643 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 5:02 pm to
I have a "You Serious, Clark?" and a "Fuuuudge!" tshirt picked up from Bucees.
Posted by rich4pres
Knoxville
Member since Dec 2016
11262 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 5:59 pm to
I like riding around in cars.
Posted by BigBinBR
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2023
10220 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 7:05 pm to
I use these three from time to time.

quote:

You about ready to do some kissin?
quote:

If that thing had 9 lives, she just spent them all.
quote:

What is it? A letter confirming your reservation at the nuthouse?
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
38323 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 7:30 pm to
“Hey Griswold why’d you get a tree that big ? “

“Bend over and I’ll show ya “
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