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re: Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice Tomato watch 29%
Posted on 3/25/16 at 8:14 am to OMLandshark
Posted on 3/25/16 at 8:14 am to OMLandshark
I saw it last night. This movie is begging for a Mr. Plinkett review.
It's a barely coherent boring slog of a film whose only saving grace is the final 45 minutes. Everything leading up to the finale is a disfunctional mess
It's a barely coherent boring slog of a film whose only saving grace is the final 45 minutes. Everything leading up to the finale is a disfunctional mess
This post was edited on 3/25/16 at 8:19 am
Posted on 3/25/16 at 8:27 am to BulldogXero
I don't understand how anyone at Warner Bros though this was a good movie. It was all over the place. The dialogue was almost as bad as Man of Steel. Too many damn dream sequences. The whole, I'm gonna kill you....oh wait let's be best buds turnaround was asinine. The introduction of the Justice League was obviously just thrown in. Doomsday was terribly made and underused. Wonder Woman, Jeremy Iron's Alfred, and Affleck as batman was the only thing that kept this 3 hour abortion half arse afloat.
Posted on 3/25/16 at 8:59 am to OMLandshark
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Spoiler Free Review: It is joyless, heartless, and one of the worst movies I've ever seen. It makes Man of Steel look like Citizen Kane. I'll go even further and say that it is the worst Batman film ever made. That's right, Batman & Robin is superior to it.
Hyperbole much? I'm pretty sure it's not the worst film you've ever seen.
Posted on 3/25/16 at 9:00 am to Superior Pariah
yeah I have trouble taking your review seriously when you put it in the company of batman and robin. I don't believe its possible that this is that bad. I guess we'll see.
Posted on 3/25/16 at 9:02 am to Dr RC
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Ultimate Cut
Maybe, but it would have to be some deletion and addition to make it a better structured and more cohesive film.
Think of it this way. The story gets from A to Z, with a number of major "set pieces" along the way. So far, so good. The problem is really the threads that tie the set pieces together...they are not always taunt, nor direct, which causes the story to wander or become muddled at times.
For Ultimate Cut to really improve the film as a film (as opposed to a cinematic experience - which I think it already does with success), it would need to take care of those issues, and I don't know if Snyder has that in him.
Posted on 3/25/16 at 9:37 am to BilJ
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yeah I have trouble taking your review seriously when you put it in the company of batman and robin. I don't believe its possible that this is that bad. I guess we'll see.
It doesn't have the ridiculous characters from Batman and Robin, nor the ridiculous costumes or set design or ridiculous story.
It's just poorly paced and edited. You could pick the two movies apart and honestly say, "Batman and Robin flowed better and was more of a complete and traditional film." That's about it.
Posted on 3/25/16 at 9:38 am to Superior Pariah
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Hyperbole much?
That's mostly what you'll get in the BvS threads right now. Everything is the worst ever.
Posted on 3/25/16 at 9:40 am to The Egg
Never more appropriate 
This post was edited on 3/25/16 at 9:40 am
Posted on 3/25/16 at 9:52 am to Freauxzen
I'm glad that Luthor isn't a gimmick based character. As much as I didn't like Eisenberg, he'd have been much worse with ice or fire or egg puns.
Posted on 3/25/16 at 10:00 am to Fewer Kilometers
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I'm glad that Luthor isn't a gimmick based character. As much as I didn't like Eisenberg, he'd have been much worse with ice or fire or egg puns.
It seems he's super divisive? Even some bad reviews have praised him, while some positive reviews have said he's awful. That's weird. (Note: I'm still attempting to stay away from spoilers, so I haven't read many).
Posted on 3/25/16 at 10:03 am to Freauxzen
I really liked him. He actually has some personality in an otherwise lifeless film.
Posted on 3/25/16 at 10:20 am to Freauxzen
It's because he didn't actually play Lex Luthor. He played the spoiled version of the founder of Facebook dipped in Joker/Riddler juice.
Casting Bryan Cranston in that role and rewriting the character would have been a grand slam of a villain.
Casting Bryan Cranston in that role and rewriting the character would have been a grand slam of a villain.
Posted on 3/25/16 at 10:24 am to theunknownknight
It's a shame that he already did Ant Man because Corey Stoll is a slam dunk as Luthor
Posted on 3/25/16 at 10:29 am to Freauxzen
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It seems he's super divisive?
I don't know if it's a generational thing or what. At times he was like fingernails on a chalkboard to me. Glad some people enjoyed him.
Posted on 3/25/16 at 10:42 am to Fewer Kilometers
That's what you get with any fanboy review thread.
Greatest movie of all time!
Worst movies I've ever seen!
There's a reason they pay certain people to review movies.
Greatest movie of all time!
Worst movies I've ever seen!
There's a reason they pay certain people to review movies.
Posted on 3/25/16 at 10:46 am to Superior Pariah
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There's a reason they pay certain people to review movies.
Nah dog nobody cares what those liberal fricktards think. they don't know anything. This movie is the best ever
This post was edited on 3/25/16 at 10:49 am
Posted on 3/25/16 at 10:49 am to Superior Pariah
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There's a reason they pay certain people to review movies.
Except that instead of having a few movie reviewers, we have a thousand. I bet Richard Roeper is sick of introducing himself to people and their response being, "Oh yeah? My kid's a film critic too!"
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