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re: Tiger involved in a roll over crash in Florida

Posted on 3/27/26 at 4:12 pm to
Posted by DalenSA
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Posted on 3/27/26 at 4:12 pm to
Posted by grape nutz
sesame street
Member since Mar 2006
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Posted on 3/27/26 at 4:13 pm to
This is likely his normal state. He lives in serious pain from the multiple fusion surgeries etc. Limps around. It's understandable.
Posted by GoCrazyAuburn
Member since Feb 2010
41036 posts
Posted on 3/27/26 at 4:13 pm to
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Believing cops when someone blows 0.00 or trusting Tiger wasn’t on pills.


I mean, I don't think most believe he was impaired with alcohol.
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
30331 posts
Posted on 3/27/26 at 4:13 pm to
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Tiger is a billionaire He could afford a personal assistant to live in a guest house


He could also get one of those Waymo cars.
There’s zero reason for this idiot to be driving himself.
Posted by GeauxTigers123
Member since Feb 2007
3666 posts
Posted on 3/27/26 at 4:13 pm to
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Do yall realize how much of a pain in the arse it is to truly have someone drive you everywhere? They don’t live at your house. You randomly want to head somewhere quickly and now you have to wait for a driver



Dude could afford round the clock drivers sitting poised in his driveway to drive him in Limo.

This ain’t like me trying to get an immigrant to come pick me up in their civic off Uber to take me to the airport.
Posted by Swagga
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Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 3/27/26 at 4:14 pm to
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Yes, he needs to cut this shite out, but even as a billionaire you are going to want the freedom of driving yourself




Is it a pain in the arse? Yea


But Tiger doesn’t get sympathy. He’s a billionaire who continuously has had issues. Give it a rest and let someone else drive you.
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
111336 posts
Posted on 3/27/26 at 4:14 pm to
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mean, I don't think most believe he was impaired with alcohol.


Believing cops when they say “someone looked impaired” is also lofty as shite Just as lofty as Tiger not being high on pills.

Hence the even money which is the truth
Posted by Big L
Houston
Member since Sep 2005
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Posted on 3/27/26 at 4:16 pm to
Sucks…those pharma companies made some shite worse than the cartel. Dude obviously can’t shake them. I doubt he needs them for pain, but they got their hooks in him good
Posted by coolpapaboze
Parts Unknown
Member since Dec 2006
21781 posts
Posted on 3/27/26 at 4:16 pm to
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Do yall realize how much of a pain in the arse it is to truly have someone drive you everywhere?
Probably less of a pain in the arse than flipping your car and getting arrested. And a Tiger’s not you, his driver would live on the premises and be at his beck and call.
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
111336 posts
Posted on 3/27/26 at 4:17 pm to
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doubt he needs them for pain,
The guy is trying to play golf with a multiple time fused back …..

I bet his pain is through the roof. Truth is he needs to stop trying golf
Posted by TheRuins
Member since Mar 2026
444 posts
Posted on 3/27/26 at 4:17 pm to
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He probably saw Rory’s Menu for the Champions Dinner and said frick that I’d rather eat prison food.



come back and explain yourself. This is the dumbest take on the internet today.
Posted by ChestRockwell
In the heart of horse country
Member since Jul 2021
7619 posts
Posted on 3/27/26 at 4:18 pm to
Ernie Irvin can drive better than him. Ole Eldrigde needs to quit having hi ball tall cups in the center console
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
111336 posts
Posted on 3/27/26 at 4:18 pm to
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his driver would live on the premises and be at his beck and call.
Then why doesn’t he do it?

It’s because people like to drive themselves….No matter how rich you get it feels like a freedom lost for most people. Yes, he needs to figure something out, I’m explaining why he hasn’t done it
Posted by Dawgsontop34
Member since Jun 2014
45984 posts
Posted on 3/27/26 at 4:19 pm to
Having the president in your corner isn’t a bad thing for Tiger here
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
111336 posts
Posted on 3/27/26 at 4:19 pm to
If the body cam isn’t obvious as hell he is impaired this would be easy to get th charges lowered even for a normal person

If he looks stoned as frick he is in trouble
This post was edited on 3/27/26 at 4:20 pm
Posted by RummelTiger
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Member since Aug 2004
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Posted on 3/27/26 at 4:22 pm to
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He probably saw Rory’s Menu for the Champions Dinner and said frick that I’d rather eat prison food.


Rory's menu is pretty solid.
Posted by SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
24305 posts
Posted on 3/27/26 at 4:26 pm to
Prior history would indicate he was doped to the gills. Crash leaving Riviera in a 45MPH zone rolled SUV multiple time at high speed, crash when under influence in Florida where he knocked tires off the rims and now rolls a Range Rover in a 30MPH zone. These aren’t typical wrecks women have putting makeup on.
Posted by cpp2208
Member since Oct 2018
3201 posts
Posted on 3/27/26 at 4:26 pm to
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Dude's life has turned into a train wreck


You mean a car crash
Posted by beauchristopher
Member since Jan 2008
73716 posts
Posted on 3/27/26 at 4:26 pm to
Guy can’t stop driving impaired.
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
111336 posts
Posted on 3/27/26 at 4:27 pm to
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Prior history would indicate he was doped to the gills. Crash leaving Riviera in a 45MPH zone rolled SUV multiple time at high speed
He never was charged with DUI there though right?

I thought his only ever charge was when he was pulled over on ambien after the flight?
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