Some NFL team should snag the Striking Viking

Why would Haaland want to take a paycut?

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Why in the hell would he want to do that?

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Become less popular, less marketable, make less money, all while learning a sport he's never played?

SIGN HIM UP!!!

It would stupid fir him and he would suck

6’5” 200 pound Norwegian that can run about a 4.2/4.3 with room to put on weight who trucks people. He’s stuck with high taxes and shitty weather with a 27 MM base and a bonus structure that would be about a 19.9 percent cap hit for an NFL team

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6’5” 200 pound Norwegian that can run about a 4.2/4.3 with room to put on weight who trucks people. He’s stuck with high taxes and shitty weather with a 27 MM base and a bonus structure that would be about a 19.9 percent cap hit for an NFL team

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NFL fan myopia at its finest.

I’d like to see Tua improve his health but it’s about the same cap hit

You forgot his 10 year/250 mill deal with Nike

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6’5” 200 pound Norwegian that can run about a 4.2/4.3 with room to put on weight who trucks people. He’s stuck with high taxes and shitty weather with a 27 MM base and a bonus structure that would be about a 19.9 percent cap hit for an NFL team

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Yeah. You haven’t heard of him because he’s stuck eating shitty cuisine in Great Britain.

Of course if he needs to be big or sec or there are concerns about him not knowing the sport we might can get some nil money for him to get a run at some big boy football. No pesky cap in the sec
Some new age cruitin. If you are a football fan

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Do we think Haaland would kneel for the anthem? Something else to consider

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Nah — he’s Norwegian. If they took a flyer on that Lionel Richie guy that would be a concern