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Posted on 5/29/19 at 12:51 pm to
Posted by Jwho77
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Member since Sep 2003
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Posted on 5/29/19 at 12:51 pm to
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Got tickets to the 6-7 August games vs the Rockies...let's take a guess at who is playing in that game out of Springer, Altuve and Correa? hah


They will probably all be back on the active roster. But that rest...
Posted by blake the kid
Member since Jun 2017
778 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 12:52 pm to
Has there been any word on springers progression? Has the leg been amputated yet?
Posted by Lou Pai
Member since Dec 2014
28104 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 12:54 pm to
Sell the tickets and make the trip to Round Rock instead. Same product, but save money. Thank me later.
This post was edited on 5/29/19 at 12:55 pm
Posted by 81Tiger
LSU Alumnus
Member since Sep 2009
6628 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:44 pm to
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wear a quarterback rib protector ... ... to withstand the rigors of wrestling with Ms. Texas...

do a liposuction procedure on white and inject some of the excess fat into correa’s soft middle.




That's some funny stuff.
Posted by Floating Change Up
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Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:50 pm to
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How the hell did he crack a rib?


I'm envisioning a Tiger Woods scenario... Miss Texas found his burner phone and saw all the road-trip poon he's been slaying. She grabbed the nearest souvenir bat off the wall and beat his arse.

Either that, or he strained himself while trying to open a jar of vlassic dill pickles. True story, my old college room mate cracked two ribs trying to open a jar of pickles. But, he was drunk, high, and an overweight slob. So, those factors may have contributed.


ETA: Waiting for the @ASTROSBAW tweet "See I told you Ludlow didn't do anything to improve this team!" Totally ignoring the team's record and the fact that they have Altuve, Springer, and Correa on the IL.
This post was edited on 5/29/19 at 2:04 pm
Posted by Lsuhoohoo
Member since Sep 2007
94388 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 2:14 pm to
Keeping with the theme, Whitley is going on the IL with shoulder fatigue and going to West Palm to rehab.
Posted by texastiger38
Member since Sep 2007
25113 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 2:29 pm to
Probably the right thing to do. He needs to reset
Posted by Off McVoy
Member since Feb 2006
3979 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 2:35 pm to
Boy it's a good thing we deemed him untouchable and kept him.......
Posted by Floating Change Up
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Posted on 5/29/19 at 2:40 pm to
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Whitley is going on the IL with shoulder fatigue and going to West Palm to rehab.


I've seen Whitley pitch in person 3 different times. I honestly believe he is going to ultimately be a yearly Cy Young candidate. I suspect when he didn't make the team out of Spring Training, he was told, "do this better. do that more often." and he's probably over-worked himself. He'll get back on track and be a dominant #1 SP for the Astros.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 5/29/19 at 2:48 pm to
Just came in from mowing grass. Whatever happened, frick you Correa.
Posted by Jwho77
cyperspace
Member since Sep 2003
76649 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 2:53 pm to
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Keeping with the theme, Whitley is going on the IL with shoulder fatigue and going to West Palm to rehab.


I'm 99% sure he isn't injured in any way but 100% sure he needs instruction. It's almost certainly a mix of mechanics and lost confidence.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61137 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 3:00 pm to
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Astros president of baseball ops and GM Jeff Luhnow said Correa injury happened Tuesday morning at his home and he deferred to Correa to divulge any more information.


He was probably wrestling with a buddy over a video game or something stupid like that.
Posted by bearkatag15
Houston, TX
Member since Aug 2015
1209 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 3:03 pm to


Kris Bryant back in the lineup. He hits Miley pretty good.

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Posted by texastiger38
Member since Sep 2007
25113 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 3:09 pm to
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I'm 99% sure he isn't injured in any way but 100% sure he needs instruction. It's almost certainly a mix of mechanics and lost confidence.


Yep
Posted by Rjlebla
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Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 5/29/19 at 3:12 pm to
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How the hell did he crack a rib?


Should we do a poll and see who gets closest?

So far we have something related to video gaming (fortnite).

We also have opening up a can of vlassic dill pickles. (I think this covers all pickle types and brands, although I admire the specificity)

We have the ever ominous poon-filled Tiger Woods burner phone parallel theory.

I’m gonna go with a freaky kinky sex malfunction involving Miss Texas and one of the giant chess pieces from the HEB commercial.

Anyone else?
Posted by OchoDedos
Republic of Texas
Member since Oct 2014
34010 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 3:21 pm to
Cutting grass? Who was riding who?

Posted by ColoradoAg03
Denver, CO
Member since Oct 2012
6128 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 3:28 pm to
I'll go with... he was getting a massage and too much weight put on him working his back and..... crack.
This post was edited on 5/29/19 at 3:30 pm
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53751 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 3:55 pm to
Tripped over something and fell into a counter. (You’re never getting the truth.)
Posted by bearkatag15
Houston, TX
Member since Aug 2015
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Posted on 5/29/19 at 3:57 pm to
Posted by angryslugs
Member since Apr 2008
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Posted on 5/29/19 at 4:03 pm to
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