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Checking in on the three best players in baseball from last season…
Posted on 5/5/25 at 2:12 pm
Posted on 5/5/25 at 2:12 pm
1. THE JUDGE
.423 AVG (unbelievable!)
11 MONSTER DONGS (wow!)
33 RBI (incredible!)
1.287 OPS (unreal!)
Yankees leading the AL East with an uber driver and a guy named Pablo Reyes in the lineup
2. Shohei Ohtani
.294 AVG (not bad!)
8 HR (pretty good!)
11 RBI (could be better)
.970 OPS (decent)
Dodgers leading a LOADED NL West
3. Fatass Soto
.256 AVG (
)
5 HR (HAHAHAHA)
14 RBI (that’s all???)
.808 OPS (you can’t be serious!)
Mets leading a weak NL East and falling fast
It’s hard to believe that there was a point in time last year when people were debating about which one of these three are better. THE JUDGE clears. Captain America continues to punish pitchers and ring the Liberty Bell with DONG after DONG resounding into the annals of baseball lore. Shohei continues to do his thing, and Fatass Soto continues to collect paychecks fatter than his BMI. ALL RISE for the UNDISPUTED best player in baseball, the Face of America, The Punisher, THE JUDGE.
.423 AVG (unbelievable!)
11 MONSTER DONGS (wow!)
33 RBI (incredible!)
1.287 OPS (unreal!)
Yankees leading the AL East with an uber driver and a guy named Pablo Reyes in the lineup
2. Shohei Ohtani
.294 AVG (not bad!)
8 HR (pretty good!)
11 RBI (could be better)
.970 OPS (decent)
Dodgers leading a LOADED NL West
3. Fatass Soto
.256 AVG (
) 5 HR (HAHAHAHA)
14 RBI (that’s all???)
.808 OPS (you can’t be serious!)
Mets leading a weak NL East and falling fast
It’s hard to believe that there was a point in time last year when people were debating about which one of these three are better. THE JUDGE clears. Captain America continues to punish pitchers and ring the Liberty Bell with DONG after DONG resounding into the annals of baseball lore. Shohei continues to do his thing, and Fatass Soto continues to collect paychecks fatter than his BMI. ALL RISE for the UNDISPUTED best player in baseball, the Face of America, The Punisher, THE JUDGE.
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Posted on 5/5/25 at 2:15 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
Yet the Tigers have the best record in the AL… with the yanks pitching they will be lucky to make the playoffs which will make all of Judges stats meaningless.. you don’t know ball.
Posted on 5/5/25 at 2:21 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
When will the Judge stop pounding dongs at such a furious pace
Posted on 5/5/25 at 2:22 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
You seem stable
Posted on 5/5/25 at 2:22 pm to dukke v
Half the team is on the IL. When BIG G and Smooth Jazz come back this lineup will be a problem, and pitching will be reinforced at the deadline.
In your words, “it’s only May”. You’re better than this. THE JUDGE could retire today and he would be a first ballot hall of famer.
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Yet the Tigers have the best record in the AL
In your words, “it’s only May”. You’re better than this. THE JUDGE could retire today and he would be a first ballot hall of famer.
This post was edited on 5/5/25 at 2:23 pm
Posted on 5/5/25 at 2:23 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
quote:
ALL RISE for the UNDISPUTED best player in baseball, the Face of America, The Punisher, THE JUDGE.
Couldn't agree more, I full expect him to hit 75 homers and bat .420 for the season. Anything less will be a disappointment and he shall be considered trash.
Posted on 5/5/25 at 2:23 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
what's the point of this daily schtick?
Posted on 5/5/25 at 2:25 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
quote:until Jerry tells him to stop. So Never.
When will the Judge stop pounding dongs at such a furious pace
Posted on 5/5/25 at 2:25 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
I’m going to guess you were voted “Most Likely to be the recipient of a Wellness Check by the Police” in your high school yearbook.
Posted on 5/5/25 at 2:28 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
Judge is a blast to watch. Got no problem calling him the best player in the game right now
Posted on 5/5/25 at 2:28 pm to RLDSC FAN
You know ball 
Posted on 5/5/25 at 2:34 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
You sure do like DONGS.
Posted on 5/5/25 at 2:34 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
quote:
JerryTheKingBawler
Your post history suggest that you live off of Jack in the Box tacos, change your underwear only twice a week and have 20 empty 2 liter pepsi bottles stashed around your room.
Posted on 5/5/25 at 2:35 pm to Floating Change Up
gonna be sad if Yankees can't get Judge a title
It's not looking good
It's not looking good
Posted on 5/5/25 at 2:37 pm to nicholastiger
I for one look forward to CAPTAIN AMERICA achieving the 80 dongs and 500 batting average that our dear friend has projected for him
Would be such a treat for us fans
Would be such a treat for us fans
Posted on 5/5/25 at 2:53 pm to WestCoastAg
quote:
I for one look forward to CAPTAIN AMERICA achieving the 80 dongs and 500 batting average that our dear friend has projected for him
80 dongs is cranking a dong near every other game. While it sounds impossible I feel certain if any human could do it Aaron “the judge”Judge would be the one. The punisher has an otherworldly stamina to keep up this pace!
This post was edited on 5/5/25 at 2:55 pm
Posted on 5/5/25 at 2:57 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
Love the OP or hate him, this is a great thread.
Posted on 5/5/25 at 2:58 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
Getting bodied by PJ on Monday. Damn that's a rough start to the week.
Posted on 5/5/25 at 3:04 pm to Floating Change Up
quote:
our post history suggest that you live off of Jack in the Box tacos, change your underwear only twice a week and have 20 empty 2 liter pepsi bottles stashed around your room.
Those people don’t tend to like the Yankees though, the cleanest, classiest organization in the history of sports
Posted on 5/5/25 at 3:05 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
Pounding dongs at a pace that would make Bonnie Blue jealous.
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