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BJJ white belt actor Jonah Hill says he will "annihilate" bros in the street

Posted on 8/3/26 at 5:08 pm
Posted by MightyJoeYoung
Member since Jul 2026
43 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 5:08 pm
Jonah has been in BJJ classes since 2018. He's a multi-striped white belt.

Posted by gizmothepug
Louisiana
Member since Apr 2015
8795 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 5:13 pm to
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He's a multi-striped white belt.


He looks like he’s a black belt in GLP-1s, and seems to be another comedic actor that lost his funny once he lost weight.
Posted by JakeFromStateFarm
*wears khakis
Member since Jun 2012
13138 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 5:16 pm to
People who can actually fight don’t brag about being able to fight.
Posted by mattz1122
Member since Oct 2007
56676 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 5:27 pm to
He seems like the most insecure person in the world
Posted by MightyJoeYoung
Member since Jul 2026
43 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 5:33 pm to
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He seems like the most insecure person in the world


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Posted by RC
Member since Apr 2009
1017 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 6:15 pm to
I don't know, looks pretty legit with these moves. Might want to mute for the annoying voice.

Posted by NOSTRODAMUS
Prairieville/Dutchtown
Member since Dec 2003
17011 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 6:16 pm to
Guys who brag about being able to annihilate others seldom do.
Posted by RummelTiger
Official TD Sauces Club Member
Member since Aug 2004
93921 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 6:18 pm to
The best way you can assure to be called something you don’t want to be called is to tell the world how emotional it makes you.

Fatty.
Posted by Schmelly
Member since Jan 2014
16347 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 6:18 pm to
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I don't know, looks pretty legit with these moves. Might want to mute for the annoying voice.


So quick and agile
Posted by MightyJoeYoung
Member since Jul 2026
43 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 6:54 pm to
Good white belts can strangle the common nobody., especially dudes who have previous amateur wrestling or martial arts backgrounds. They can be really tough.

However, I'm going to go out on a huge limb and say Jonah Felstein has none of that....
Posted by _Hurricane_
Somewhere
Member since Feb 2016
7658 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 7:14 pm to
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“My favorite thing is people are like, ‘Oh, Jonah Hill, f*cking fat guy from Superbad.’ And I’m like, ‘I would f*cking annihilate you, dude. I’m not kidding you. Try it. If you see me, try it, dude. Bring it. Who’s got it?’”



This is sad. “People are like”

dude is so fricking insecure about how he looked in the past that he’s making up fake ghosts to fight.
Posted by Indiangensing
Member since Nov 2017
2472 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 7:37 pm to
He is the fat guy from superbad. The plot was stupid thinking some fatty was gonna score with Emma Stone... Mclovin had a better chance with her. The only funny things about the movie was the cop duo and Mclovin.
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