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BJJ white belt actor Jonah Hill says he will "annihilate" bros in the street
Posted on 8/3/26 at 5:08 pm
Posted on 8/3/26 at 5:08 pm
Jonah has been in BJJ classes since 2018. He's a multi-striped white belt.
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He's a multi-striped white belt.
He looks like he’s a black belt in GLP-1s, and seems to be another comedic actor that lost his funny once he lost weight.
Posted on 8/3/26 at 5:16 pm to MightyJoeYoung
People who can actually fight don’t brag about being able to fight.
Posted on 8/3/26 at 5:27 pm to MightyJoeYoung
He seems like the most insecure person in the world
Posted on 8/3/26 at 5:33 pm to mattz1122
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He seems like the most insecure person in the world
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If tweet fails to load, click here.Posted on 8/3/26 at 6:15 pm to MightyJoeYoung
I don't know, looks pretty legit with these moves. Might want to mute for the annoying voice.
Posted on 8/3/26 at 6:16 pm to MightyJoeYoung
Guys who brag about being able to annihilate others seldom do.
Posted on 8/3/26 at 6:18 pm to RC
The best way you can assure to be called something you don’t want to be called is to tell the world how emotional it makes you.
Fatty.
Fatty.
Posted on 8/3/26 at 6:18 pm to RC
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I don't know, looks pretty legit with these moves. Might want to mute for the annoying voice.
So quick and agile
Posted on 8/3/26 at 6:54 pm to Schmelly
Good white belts can strangle the common nobody., especially dudes who have previous amateur wrestling or martial arts backgrounds. They can be really tough.
However, I'm going to go out on a huge limb and say Jonah Felstein has none of that....
However, I'm going to go out on a huge limb and say Jonah Felstein has none of that....
Posted on 8/3/26 at 7:14 pm to MightyJoeYoung
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“My favorite thing is people are like, ‘Oh, Jonah Hill, f*cking fat guy from Superbad.’ And I’m like, ‘I would f*cking annihilate you, dude. I’m not kidding you. Try it. If you see me, try it, dude. Bring it. Who’s got it?’”
This is sad. “People are like”
dude is so fricking insecure about how he looked in the past that he’s making up fake ghosts to fight.
Posted on 8/3/26 at 7:37 pm to MightyJoeYoung
He is the fat guy from superbad. The plot was stupid thinking some fatty was gonna score with Emma Stone... Mclovin had a better chance with her. The only funny things about the movie was the cop duo and Mclovin.
Posted on 8/3/26 at 9:23 pm to MightyJoeYoung
I thought BJJ meant he gave double BJs until I read the thread.
Posted on 8/4/26 at 9:43 pm to RC
lol. What a chode. Who was that video meant to impress?
Posted on 8/5/26 at 10:38 am to MightyJoeYoung
It's a fairly common occurence around MMA and BJJ gyms. Guys start and get a little time under their belts and they feel like once they're a blue belt, they're basically John Wick. Then you get to blue belt and realize how much you don't know. Then you get to purple and brown and you realize how much you truly do not want to get into a physical altercation at all.
Posted on 8/5/26 at 10:41 am to MightyJoeYoung
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Good white belts can strangle the common nobody.
This is true because the common guy is so out of shape, they can't keep pace for more than 30 or so seconds. On another note, part of wearing an upper belt is the mentality you take with it and the maturity you show. Most upper belts aren't going to go around bragging about how awesome they are, it's actually pretty frowned upon. Jonah clearly has a lot to learn.
Posted on 8/5/26 at 10:44 am to RC
That's a very sloppy mount pass from side control for those who don't know. 
Posted on 8/5/26 at 12:28 pm to JiminyCricket
That cream puff couldn't annihilate his way out of a wet paper bag.
Posted on 8/5/26 at 1:08 pm to JiminyCricket
Favorite bjj clip of all time. Just so happens my man in the mall picked a food court with a Former UFC Champion and Abu Dhabi silver medalist. Hey, we all have bad days I guess.
Posted on 8/5/26 at 2:21 pm to MightyJoeYoung
Someone needs to tell Jonah that actual fights aren't in controlled environments with rules etc.
How many fights in public have you seen result in someone applying an arm bar etc? Not very many. I'm betting like most BJJ 'experts' his stand up is absolutely atrocious he probably hasn't ever or isn't used to getting punched in the face and I'm also betting he has a glass jaw as well.
There are baws on here who would beat him to a pulp in an actual fight. I guarantee it.
How many fights in public have you seen result in someone applying an arm bar etc? Not very many. I'm betting like most BJJ 'experts' his stand up is absolutely atrocious he probably hasn't ever or isn't used to getting punched in the face and I'm also betting he has a glass jaw as well.
There are baws on here who would beat him to a pulp in an actual fight. I guarantee it.
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