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Man returning from Cuba arrested at MIA after smuggling 10 birds in underwear

Posted on 10/7/26 at 12:41 pm
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
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Posted on 10/7/26 at 12:41 pm


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A man returning to South Florida from Cuba was arrested at Miami International Airport after he was found smuggling live birds in his underwear, authorities said.

Alberto Hernandez Castillo, 40, was charged with smuggling goods into the United States.

According to authorities, on Monday, Hernandez Castillo, who is a Cuban and a legal permanent resident of the U.S., arrived at MIA on Atlantic Flight 503 from Havana.

A complaint said that Hernandez Castillo was picked for a second inspection by a U.S. Customs and Border Protections officer.

During the inspection, Hernandez Castillo said he had one carry-on and one fanny pack, and was given a Customs Entry Form, which he answered "no" to all questions related to bringing any animals or wildlife into the U.S., the complaint said.

When the officer searched Hernandez Castillo's belongings, the complaint said, there was no contraband.

When officers asked about his travel, they noticed that Hernandez Castillo had an unexplained bulge on the front of his waistband, and he appeared to get nervous, the complaint said.


https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/man-returning-from-cuba-arrested-at-mia-after-smuggling-10-birds-in-his-pants-report-says/3869243/

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Officers then performed a pat-down and found that Hernandez Castillo was hiding six cylindrical clear plastic containers that were wrapped in tape and sewn into his underwear, the complaint said.

After examining the tubes, the complaint said, each tube held live birds.

Hernandez Castillo had a total of 10 birds that he hid in those tubes, and he claimed that they were for his "Personal use," the complaint said.

It was determined that Hernandez Castillo did not have the proper documents to import the birds, and he was arrested.





Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
118256 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 12:42 pm to
I only smuggle one bird
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
157718 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 12:43 pm to
I just watched the new Monsters of God documentary (on HBO), so I guess illegal animal smuggling is still a thing and commonplace.
This post was edited on 10/7/26 at 12:44 pm
Posted by lionward2014
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2015
14748 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 12:43 pm to
quote:

he claimed that they were for his "Personal use," the complaint said.


First you make a mojo...
Posted by SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
25970 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 12:45 pm to
I bet there was no Woodpecker in the bunch..

Posted by DarkDrifter
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2011
6107 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 12:47 pm to
Dude had a Cockafew in his pants
Posted by Jizzy08
Member since Aug 2008
12530 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 12:48 pm to
quote:

First you make a mojo...


As someone married to a Cuban from Miami…

Posted by pussywillows
Member since Dec 2009
6689 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 12:52 pm to
Birds aren't real...

Except this guy...he's real...

Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
Member since Oct 2006
41071 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 12:53 pm to
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Man returning from Cuba arrested at MIA after smuggling 10 birds in underwearb


Was that wrong?
Posted by Ziippy
Member since Aug 2023
1780 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 12:53 pm to
Angry birds
Posted by wareaglepete
Siberia
Member since Dec 2012
20113 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 12:54 pm to
Did he think they wouldn’t notice all the peckers in his pants?
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20615 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 1:03 pm to
Legit money in this believe it or not. My buddy in the Border Patrol told me a story of catching a truck with a bed full of boxes coming across the border out in the desert. They were all excited because they got a big load of dope. Instead it was all South American parrots.

Said they had to call Federal Wildlife and Fisheries to get the birds. Those dudes couldn’t come down to the border until the next day. My buddy got stuck at the station overnight babysitting all the birds, feeding and watering them. Said they shite everywhere and he had to clean it up. Not his favorite story.
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
88544 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 1:09 pm to
I've seen it all now
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
22177 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 1:19 pm to
quote:

Legit money in this believe it or not




quote:

That hasn’t stopped birds from becoming a hot commodity on the black market for wildlife—which, valued at more than $19 billion, is the fourth-largest global illicit trade (after narcotics, human trafficking, and counterfeit products), according to the nonprofit World Wildlife Fund.
Posted by theballguy
HSV (Dealing only in satire)
Member since Oct 2011
43439 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 1:19 pm to
Butt gerbil. Toilet ghost.
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Baw Land
Member since Sep 2017
15221 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 1:39 pm to
I mean, did he really think he'd get through TSA?
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Waltzing Between the Raindrops
Member since Oct 2007
25086 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 1:48 pm to
If I was going into a international criminal enterprise, smuggling and selling exotic animals would be the one.

Guys making millions a year get busted in a sting and get 10 months and $10k fine. The risk vs reward is crazy.
Posted by Trevaylin
south texas
Member since Feb 2019
11705 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 1:51 pm to
Cock-a-doodle-doooooooo
Posted by guzziguy
Lake Forest
Member since Jun 2022
1155 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 2:51 pm to
quote:

"legal permanent resident of the U.S."


Not any more, I hope.

Should be deported for dressing like that, too.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76945 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 3:17 pm to
He's gonna need a bird lawyer.
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