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Joe Burrow having his appendix removed

Posted on 7/26/22 at 11:50 am
Posted by sicboy
Because Awesome
Member since Nov 2010
77601 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 11:50 am
quote:

Ian Rapoport

@RapSheet

#Bengals QB Joe Burrow is undergoing surgery to remove his appendix, source said. He’ll miss some practice time but better now than later.



ridding himself of anything that will slow him down
Posted by Nix to Twillie
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2015
17735 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 11:56 am to
he’ll wear it on his wrist as a reminder of what used to slow him down.
This post was edited on 7/26/22 at 11:57 am
Posted by lsubayouboy9296
Houston
Member since May 2022
4 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 12:02 pm to
I heard he is sacrificing his appendix to the football God's so that LSU will make it to the college football playoffs. What a GOAT
Posted by whatiknowsofar
hm?
Member since Nov 2010
21046 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 12:05 pm to
He can take mine.

Oh wait.
Posted by PenguinPubes
Frozen Tundra
Member since Jan 2018
10804 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 12:09 pm to
BIG DIDK JOE!
Posted by burke985
UGANDA
Member since Aug 2011
24617 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 12:12 pm to
Maybe he should off his appendix to Cincy to block for him
This post was edited on 7/26/22 at 12:13 pm
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
93696 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 12:24 pm to
Trying to be like me since I had mine out last month.
Posted by GetmorewithLes
UK Basketball Fan
Member since Jan 2011
19068 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 12:26 pm to
Big Dix Joe!
Posted by Safety Blitz
The Backfield
Member since May 2022
1861 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 12:28 pm to
How much would one of you clowns pay to have Joes Appendix?
Posted by luvdatigahs
Alameda, CA
Member since Sep 2008
3015 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 12:34 pm to
Look at Burrow thinking ahead, losing the appendix to drop some weight and be even faster.
This post was edited on 7/26/22 at 1:16 pm
Posted by WaterLink
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2015
17257 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 12:34 pm to
Anytime I hear about someone having their appendix removed, I think of my ex-gf who I only dated in HS, but when I tried to reconnect with her through facebook some years later I found out she became a literal whore that used craigslist, and got addicted to opiates through one of her friends and straight up had her appendix removed even though nothing was wrong with it just so she could get a prescription to pain pills.

Yeah, think I dodged a bullet by not dating her past HS lol
This post was edited on 7/26/22 at 12:46 pm
Posted by GEAUX5
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
5145 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 12:50 pm to
what a story tbh
Posted by LSUcajun77
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2008
21269 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 1:02 pm to
Any story with Joe Burrow in it is better than anything you type. Ever. Joe Burrow taking a shite is better than your story. Remember that.
Posted by Hurricane2020
Member since Apr 2020
2472 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 1:04 pm to
$3.50
Posted by LSUcajun77
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2008
21269 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 1:05 pm to
Sold
Posted by geauxpurple
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2014
12353 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 1:16 pm to
Let’s see if our NIL committee can auction off Joe Burrow’s appendix.
Posted by Menatiger
Mena, Arkanss
Member since Sep 2018
1138 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 1:33 pm to
I’ve had some gruesome bone breaks and dislocated knee when I had a torn meniscus. I put an appendix about to burst right up there with putting my knee back in place myself.
Posted by justsaygeaux2
Member since Feb 2017
2210 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 1:34 pm to
He'll eat it right after they remove it with no anesthesia....
Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
20384 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 1:45 pm to
can't wait for it to show up on ebay.
Posted by Tigerpride18
Lakewood Colorado
Member since Sep 2017
29449 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 1:49 pm to
He will do it himself with a butter knife and a towel to bite on
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