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Florida - Creeper arrested for "gooning" all over Walmart worker's back

Posted on 10/15/26 at 1:33 pm
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
22264 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 1:33 pm
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A creepy Florida Man is behind bars for allegedly sneaking up behind a female Walmart worker and ejaculating on her back, after which he used a pair of dog toys to clean up after himself, according to court records.

Investigators say Christopher Snow, 29, was in the pet aisle of a Walmart Supercenter in St. Petersburg when he approached the 31-year-old victim at around 10 AM Friday.

Snow, cops charge, was recorded by security cameras “approaching the victim from behind and ejaculating on her back.” The Walmart footage “shows white spots on her back that were not there before," as well as a “visible wet spot” on the ground.

The victim was initially unaware of the attack, but after another individual pointed out the stains, she “felt stickiness on her back.”




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After completing the vile act, Snow used two dog toys to “clean up semen off of himself” and to “clean semen off the floor.” The items Snow grabbed from a shelf were described in criminal complaints as “medium-sized Lamb Chop dog chews.”

Walmart workers attempted to stop Snow from exiting the retailer, but he “refused and continued to walk out of the store.”

Seen above, Snow was later arrested and charged with battery, theft, and exposure of sexual organs. During police questioning, he reportedly confessed and said he was "sorry and that the female was fine.” Snow is jailed in lieu of $16,000 bond.

Snow’s rap sheet includes dozens of arrests, and convictions for theft; trespassing; indecent exposure; cocaine possession; disorderly intoxication; and possession of drug paraphernalia. Two weeks prior to the Walmart incident, Snow was released from prison after serving more than a year on a felony theft conviction.




https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/walmart-gooner-794302
This post was edited on 10/15/26 at 3:56 pm
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18446 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 1:34 pm to
Wood chipper time
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
37803 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 1:35 pm to






He doesn't look very sheepish
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
11724 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 1:36 pm to
These are the early ingredients for him slipping into beastiality later on
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
35385 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 1:36 pm to
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Snow


This post was edited on 10/15/26 at 1:39 pm
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
40563 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 1:37 pm to
Add him to the live firing squad execution
Posted by Houston problem
Member since Oct 2026
194 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 1:37 pm to
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These are the early ingredients for him slipping into beastiality later on


I'm afraid to ask how you know this
Posted by Doctor B
Member since Jul 2024
2153 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 1:38 pm to
Everybody jokes about the atmosphere and customer service at Walmart and then you see shite like this.
If I worked there, I'd probably be talking a bunch of shite, have my head on a swivel and be in a bad mood, too.
Posted by medium_okra
City of Central
Member since Oct 2019
657 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 1:39 pm to
Man that guy has impeccable timing and control when it comes to firing one off.
This post was edited on 10/15/26 at 1:40 pm
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
112082 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 1:40 pm to
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said he was "sorry and that the female was fine.”


Fine, as in okay?

Or fine as in....?
Posted by BayouBandit24
Member since Aug 2010
17361 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 1:41 pm to
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Man that guy has impeccable timing and control when it comes to firing one off.


Absolutely. No chance I could time that up
Posted by slidingstop
Member since Jan 2025
2811 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 1:42 pm to
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the female was fine


I hope he got pics. Judge may more understanding if she was really really hot.

Otherwise, I don't think this is a solid criminal defense.
Posted by Shorts Guy
BR
Member since Dec 2023
1155 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 1:43 pm to
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Making Mom and Dad proud.
This post was edited on 10/15/26 at 1:44 pm
Posted by hoopde
Member since Sep 2026
248 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 1:45 pm to
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Snow’s rap sheet includes dozens of arrests, and convictions for theft; trespassing; indecent exposure; cocaine possession; disorderly intoxication; and possession of drug paraphernalia. Two weeks prior to the Walmart incident, Snow was released from prison after serving more than a year on a felony theft conviction.

Doesn't Florida have a 'three strikes' law?

Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
12721 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 1:46 pm to
*Three Strokes Law
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
52487 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 1:50 pm to
Wait a fricking minute here..... this is illegal?
Posted by DeathValley85
Member since May 2011
19552 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 1:53 pm to
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Wait a fricking minute here..... this is illegal?


Yea dude you can’t wipe your jizz all over dog toys (that you haven’t purchased)
Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
19196 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 2:07 pm to
Typical behavior. Didn’t even need to see mugshot.
Posted by Metalinc
Dallas Tx
Member since Sep 2012
118 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 2:10 pm to
But if he was illegal he would be let out of jail no bail and we would not have heard of this incident :)
Posted by Breauxsif
Washington
Member since May 2012
23874 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 2:14 pm to
TBoy is at it again.
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