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Florida - Creeper arrested for "gooning" all over Walmart worker's back
Posted on 10/15/26 at 1:33 pm
Posted on 10/15/26 at 1:33 pm
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A creepy Florida Man is behind bars for allegedly sneaking up behind a female Walmart worker and ejaculating on her back, after which he used a pair of dog toys to clean up after himself, according to court records.
Investigators say Christopher Snow, 29, was in the pet aisle of a Walmart Supercenter in St. Petersburg when he approached the 31-year-old victim at around 10 AM Friday.
Snow, cops charge, was recorded by security cameras “approaching the victim from behind and ejaculating on her back.” The Walmart footage “shows white spots on her back that were not there before," as well as a “visible wet spot” on the ground.
The victim was initially unaware of the attack, but after another individual pointed out the stains, she “felt stickiness on her back.”
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After completing the vile act, Snow used two dog toys to “clean up semen off of himself” and to “clean semen off the floor.” The items Snow grabbed from a shelf were described in criminal complaints as “medium-sized Lamb Chop dog chews.”
Walmart workers attempted to stop Snow from exiting the retailer, but he “refused and continued to walk out of the store.”
Seen above, Snow was later arrested and charged with battery, theft, and exposure of sexual organs. During police questioning, he reportedly confessed and said he was "sorry and that the female was fine.” Snow is jailed in lieu of $16,000 bond.
Snow’s rap sheet includes dozens of arrests, and convictions for theft; trespassing; indecent exposure; cocaine possession; disorderly intoxication; and possession of drug paraphernalia. Two weeks prior to the Walmart incident, Snow was released from prison after serving more than a year on a felony theft conviction.
https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/walmart-gooner-794302
This post was edited on 10/15/26 at 3:56 pm
Posted on 10/15/26 at 1:35 pm to Shexter
He doesn't look very sheepish
Posted on 10/15/26 at 1:36 pm to Shexter
These are the early ingredients for him slipping into beastiality later on
Posted on 10/15/26 at 1:36 pm to Shexter
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Snow

This post was edited on 10/15/26 at 1:39 pm
Posted on 10/15/26 at 1:37 pm to Shexter
Add him to the live firing squad execution
Posted on 10/15/26 at 1:37 pm to Beessnax
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These are the early ingredients for him slipping into beastiality later on
I'm afraid to ask how you know this
Posted on 10/15/26 at 1:38 pm to Shexter
Everybody jokes about the atmosphere and customer service at Walmart and then you see shite like this.
If I worked there, I'd probably be talking a bunch of shite, have my head on a swivel and be in a bad mood, too.
If I worked there, I'd probably be talking a bunch of shite, have my head on a swivel and be in a bad mood, too.
Posted on 10/15/26 at 1:39 pm to Houston problem
Man that guy has impeccable timing and control when it comes to firing one off.
This post was edited on 10/15/26 at 1:40 pm
Posted on 10/15/26 at 1:40 pm to Shexter
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said he was "sorry and that the female was fine.”
Fine, as in okay?
Or fine as in....?
Posted on 10/15/26 at 1:41 pm to medium_okra
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Man that guy has impeccable timing and control when it comes to firing one off.
Absolutely. No chance I could time that up
Posted on 10/15/26 at 1:42 pm to Shexter
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the female was fine
I hope he got pics. Judge may more understanding if she was really really hot.
Otherwise, I don't think this is a solid criminal defense.
Posted on 10/15/26 at 1:43 pm to Shexter
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Making Mom and Dad proud.
This post was edited on 10/15/26 at 1:44 pm
Posted on 10/15/26 at 1:45 pm to Shexter
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Snow’s rap sheet includes dozens of arrests, and convictions for theft; trespassing; indecent exposure; cocaine possession; disorderly intoxication; and possession of drug paraphernalia. Two weeks prior to the Walmart incident, Snow was released from prison after serving more than a year on a felony theft conviction.
Doesn't Florida have a 'three strikes' law?
Posted on 10/15/26 at 1:50 pm to Shexter
Wait a fricking minute here..... this is illegal?
Posted on 10/15/26 at 1:53 pm to TDsngumbo
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Wait a fricking minute here..... this is illegal?
Yea dude you can’t wipe your jizz all over dog toys (that you haven’t purchased)
Posted on 10/15/26 at 2:07 pm to Shexter
Typical behavior. Didn’t even need to see mugshot.
Posted on 10/15/26 at 2:10 pm to Shexter
But if he was illegal he would be let out of jail no bail and we would not have heard of this incident :)

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