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re: Florida - Creeper arrested for "gooning" all over Walmart worker's back

Posted on 10/15/26 at 3:10 pm to
Posted by soccerfüt
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Member since May 2013
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Posted on 10/15/26 at 3:10 pm to
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A creepy Florida Man is behind bars for allegedly sneaking up behind a female Walmart worker and ejaculating on her back, after which he used a pair of dog toys to clean up after himself
Called “Tuesday” afternoon in most of Arkansas.
Posted by idlewatcher
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Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 10/15/26 at 3:11 pm to
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Wood chipper time


Just relax dude. He was nice enough to use a lamb chop to clean up his mess. That is to be commended
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
16480 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 3:11 pm to
imagine reviewing the video on this one. Yeah going to be one of those days.
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache
Krystal Baller
Member since Jan 2008
5204 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 3:12 pm to
You're telling me you can't jerk off on an unaware stranger anymore?? Thanks Obama.
Posted by NC_Tigah
Spiced groves of ceaseless verdure
Member since Sep 2003
141846 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 3:48 pm to
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Poor Lambchop
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
179042 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 3:52 pm to
What kind of site did you get this story off of that you’re embarrassed to link it.
Posted by Shexter
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Member since Feb 2014
22260 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 3:55 pm to
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What kind of site did you get this story off of that you’re embarrassed to link it.


https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/walmart-gooner-794302
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
81861 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 4:05 pm to
That is what "gooning" means? I didn't think that.
Posted by HeadSlash
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Member since Aug 2006
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Posted on 10/15/26 at 4:15 pm to
$16k bond seems awfully low
Posted by LSUBFA83
Member since May 2012
4440 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 4:26 pm to
Desecrating Lambchop should be a more serious crime than jizzing on some woman.
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