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re: Favorite throwaway Seinfeld lines
Posted on 10/7/26 at 2:17 pm to GentleJackJones
Posted on 10/7/26 at 2:17 pm to GentleJackJones
Mr. Peterman has some good ones
“The very pants i was returning …Elaine! Thats interesting writing!”
“I’ll tell the maitre d’ it’ll just be the 3 bulls.”
“George…we dine.”
“The very pants i was returning …Elaine! Thats interesting writing!”
“I’ll tell the maitre d’ it’ll just be the 3 bulls.”
“George…we dine.”
This post was edited on 10/7/26 at 2:26 pm
Posted on 10/7/26 at 2:19 pm to S
Interaction between Jerry and Costanza
"You know, I'm thinking about getting a yoyo."
"Really?"
"Yeah."
"I could see that."
"You know, I'm thinking about getting a yoyo."
"Really?"
"Yeah."
"I could see that."
Posted on 10/7/26 at 2:28 pm to S
Kramer: Keep the big bills on the outside.
Jerry: that’s a five.
Jerry: that’s a five.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 2:28 pm to DestrehanTiger
quote:
Newman: Parcels are rarely damaged during shipping.
Jerry: Define rarely
Newman: Frequently
that one cracks me up
Posted on 10/7/26 at 2:29 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
"There's a lot of ugly people out there walking around, but they don't know they're ugly because nobody actually tells them."
“Who figures an immigrant is gonna have a pony.”
“Who figures an immigrant is gonna have a pony.”
This post was edited on 10/7/26 at 2:31 pm
Posted on 10/7/26 at 2:29 pm to S
Feels like an Arby's night.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 2:30 pm to Cdawg
quote:
Ukraine is game to you?!"
Ukraine is a road apple.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 2:39 pm to S
A couple from Frank Costanza:
-You got the A, the B, the C and the D. That’s the biggest.
-you got T-Fal?
-You got the A, the B, the C and the D. That’s the biggest.
-you got T-Fal?
Posted on 10/7/26 at 2:40 pm to StringMusic
Can you hand me a schtickle of fluoride
This post was edited on 10/7/26 at 2:42 pm
Posted on 10/7/26 at 2:40 pm to S
I begin to perceive this impending intestinal requirement whose needs are going to surpass by great lengths anything in the sexual realm.
awesome wording
awesome wording
Posted on 10/7/26 at 2:43 pm to S
Ah, the steering wheel fell off. I don’t know where it is.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 2:46 pm to witty alias
quote:I don't either.
You don’t know what a throwaway line is.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 2:47 pm to DR93Berlin
You've got the rooster, the hen, and the chicken. The rooster has sex with the hen. Who's with the chicken?
Posted on 10/7/26 at 2:48 pm to Floating Change Up
“My father’s gay!”
Posted on 10/7/26 at 2:48 pm to bluestem75
Boutros, Boutros, Golly!
Posted on 10/7/26 at 2:49 pm to boston vol
quote:
“Who figures an immigrant is gonna have a pony.”
Posted on 10/7/26 at 2:53 pm to StringMusic
quote:
You've got the rooster, the hen, and the chicken. The rooster has sex with the hen. Who's with the chicken?
"The rooster has sex with all of them"
"That's perverse"
Posted on 10/7/26 at 2:53 pm to Cdawg
quote:
Feels like an Arby's night.
I have rarely been to Arby's in my life, but the few times that I have, I said this line at some point.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 3:00 pm to WG_Dawg
It was when I was banging!
Posted on 10/7/26 at 3:08 pm to Marciano1
"You're Batman!" "Yeah, I am Batman"
"Who leaves a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country? It doesn't make sense. Am I wrong?"
"Who leaves a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country? It doesn't make sense. Am I wrong?"
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