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England - Teen admits trying to have sex with Shetland pony named Cheeky
Posted on 10/1/26 at 3:43 pm
Posted on 10/1/26 at 3:43 pm
What's up with all the sex with animals lately?
He was on the receiving end of it
https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/news/west-yorkshire-news/huddersfield-teenager-admits-trying-sex-34696137
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Thomas Mikaelson, 19, made his first appearance at Leeds Crown Court on Wednesday, September 30, charged with a sexual offence. Mikaelson, of Hall Cross Grove, Lowerhouses, Huddersfield, pleaded guilty to attempting to allow sexual penetration by a living animal.
He was on the receiving end of it
https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/news/west-yorkshire-news/huddersfield-teenager-admits-trying-sex-34696137
quote:
The court heard the charge relates to an incident on August 24 last year against Cheeky, a Shetland Pont, at Gledhill Farm in Almondbury. Mikaelson denied a second offence of recklessly trespassing to commit a relevant sexual offence. Prosecutor Robert Galley told the court the pleas were acceptable to the Crown and that he had been instructed to invite the second charge to lie on file.
His Honour Judge Phillips KC told the court: "The farmer concerned has supplied a victim impact statement and I think that he ought to be given the opportunity of attending court at sentencing.
"It clearly has had an impact in more than one respect upon the farm and those involved in its operation."
He told Mikaelson: "You pleaded guilty to the offence at count one. I'm not going to pass sentence today. Your case will be listed for sentence on the 17 November. There will be a 30-minute time estimate."
Posted on 10/1/26 at 3:49 pm to Shexter
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attempting to allow sexual penetration by a living animal
How the hell can that be illegal?
Posted on 10/1/26 at 3:50 pm to Shexter
quote:
a victim impact statement
Neeeeiiiggghhh
Posted on 10/1/26 at 3:52 pm to Shexter
The farmer also seems kind of creepy that he named the pony "cheeky."
This post was edited on 10/1/26 at 4:35 pm
Posted on 10/1/26 at 3:52 pm to Shexter
If he was muslim, they wouldn't have noticed.
Posted on 10/1/26 at 3:52 pm to Shexter
He should have changed his name to Muhammad and shagged a goat. That would be normal over there now.
Posted on 10/1/26 at 3:53 pm to Shexter
quote:He's gotta go back. Damn Scandinavians
England
Mikaelson
Posted on 10/1/26 at 3:53 pm to OysterPoBoy
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How the hell can that be illegal?
Imagine the collective cost of NHS treatment if they simply allowed people to get buggered by a horse. Imagine that would create a lot of neigh-sayers.
Posted on 10/1/26 at 3:53 pm to Shexter
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England
How do you say "Gig em" in Arabic?
Posted on 10/1/26 at 3:55 pm to Shexter
Dude was so ugly the horse put a bag over his head.
Posted on 10/1/26 at 3:56 pm to Shexter
They’re just trying to get a job at the FBI
Posted on 10/1/26 at 3:59 pm to OysterPoBoy
quote:
How the hell can that be illegal?
Maybe he dressed up as a furry,
or maybe he's just quite persuasive..
Posted on 10/1/26 at 4:00 pm to Shexter
Englands so f’ed, if he tells them he’s Muslim and thought it was a goat, he’ll get off. Hell, if he says he’s a Muslim and says he thought it was a woman, he’d still be ok.
Posted on 10/1/26 at 4:03 pm to Shexter
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Thomas Mikaelson, 19, made his first appearance at Leeds Crown Court on Wednesday, September 30, charged with a sexual offence.
Did he? For all we know he’s the unknown comic, which would be fitting because the horse probably laughed at his punchline.
Posted on 10/1/26 at 4:07 pm to Shexter
Who are we to judge?
Maybe it winked at him.
Maybe it winked at him.
Posted on 10/1/26 at 4:11 pm to LSUtoBOOT
That's what happens when you owe a Shetland pony money and you can't pay up.

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