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England - Teen admits trying to have sex with Shetland pony named Cheeky

Posted on 10/1/26 at 3:43 pm
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
22083 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 3:43 pm
What's up with all the sex with animals lately?



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Thomas Mikaelson, 19, made his first appearance at Leeds Crown Court on Wednesday, September 30, charged with a sexual offence. Mikaelson, of Hall Cross Grove, Lowerhouses, Huddersfield, pleaded guilty to attempting to allow sexual penetration by a living animal.


He was on the receiving end of it

https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/news/west-yorkshire-news/huddersfield-teenager-admits-trying-sex-34696137

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The court heard the charge relates to an incident on August 24 last year against Cheeky, a Shetland Pont, at Gledhill Farm in Almondbury. Mikaelson denied a second offence of recklessly trespassing to commit a relevant sexual offence. Prosecutor Robert Galley told the court the pleas were acceptable to the Crown and that he had been instructed to invite the second charge to lie on file.


His Honour Judge Phillips KC told the court: "The farmer concerned has supplied a victim impact statement and I think that he ought to be given the opportunity of attending court at sentencing.

"It clearly has had an impact in more than one respect upon the farm and those involved in its operation."

He told Mikaelson: "You pleaded guilty to the offence at count one. I'm not going to pass sentence today. Your case will be listed for sentence on the 17 November. There will be a 30-minute time estimate."


Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45886 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 3:49 pm to
quote:

attempting to allow sexual penetration by a living animal


How the hell can that be illegal?
Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
19156 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 3:49 pm to
Heritage
Posted by AgCoug
Houston
Member since Jan 2014
6839 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 3:49 pm to
That cheeky bastard.
Posted by BayouBandit24
Member since Aug 2010
17342 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 3:50 pm to
quote:

a victim impact statement


Neeeeiiiggghhh
Posted by UFFan
Planet earth, Milky Way Galaxy
Member since Aug 2016
4236 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 3:52 pm to
The farmer also seems kind of creepy that he named the pony "cheeky."

This post was edited on 10/1/26 at 4:35 pm
Posted by notsince98
KC, MO
Member since Oct 2012
22492 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 3:52 pm to
If he was muslim, they wouldn't have noticed.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23690 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 3:52 pm to
He should have changed his name to Muhammad and shagged a goat. That would be normal over there now.
Posted by Tigersforthee
Member since Dec 2025
415 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 3:52 pm to
No pics of Cheeky?
Posted by StrongOffer
Member since Sep 2020
7332 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 3:53 pm to
quote:

England

Mikaelson
He's gotta go back. Damn Scandinavians
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56801 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 3:53 pm to
quote:

How the hell can that be illegal?


Imagine the collective cost of NHS treatment if they simply allowed people to get buggered by a horse. Imagine that would create a lot of neigh-sayers.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
83306 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 3:53 pm to
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England


How do you say "Gig em" in Arabic?
Posted by Classy Doge
Member since Nov 2021
5470 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 3:55 pm to
Dude was so ugly the horse put a bag over his head.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
71557 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 3:56 pm to
They’re just trying to get a job at the FBI
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
22083 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 3:59 pm to
quote:

How the hell can that be illegal?


Maybe he dressed up as a furry,





or maybe he's just quite persuasive..



Posted by Northshoretiger87
Member since Apr 2016
5059 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 4:00 pm to
Englands so f’ed, if he tells them he’s Muslim and thought it was a goat, he’ll get off. Hell, if he says he’s a Muslim and says he thought it was a woman, he’d still be ok.
Posted by LSUSUPERSTAR
TX
Member since Jan 2005
17154 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 4:01 pm to
Mr Hands Jr
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
21608 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 4:03 pm to
quote:

Thomas Mikaelson, 19, made his first appearance at Leeds Crown Court on Wednesday, September 30, charged with a sexual offence.

Did he? For all we know he’s the unknown comic, which would be fitting because the horse probably laughed at his punchline.
Posted by Saintsisit
Member since Jan 2013
5391 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 4:07 pm to
Who are we to judge?


Maybe it winked at him.
Posted by Ben Rumson
Anywhere but a town
Member since Sep 2026
218 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 4:11 pm to
That's what happens when you owe a Shetland pony money and you can't pay up.
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