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Sweat crotch

Posted on 8/2/21 at 3:08 pm
Posted by BRsundog
BR
Member since Feb 2020
253 posts
Posted on 8/2/21 at 3:08 pm
Played 18 yesterday and sweat from my stomach and chest drained down to my crotch. It looked like I pissed myself!

Does tucking a shirt help? Any shorts brand not absorb like this?
Posted by b-rab2
N. Louisiana
Member since Dec 2005
12576 posts
Posted on 8/2/21 at 3:12 pm to
You don't tuck your shirt in? Shame on you.
Posted by BRsundog
BR
Member since Feb 2020
253 posts
Posted on 8/2/21 at 3:13 pm to
Ha. Right! Is that why we do that??
Posted by RawDog7984
Member since Oct 2019
1367 posts
Posted on 8/2/21 at 3:17 pm to
This is actually one of those threads I’m ok with Mingo having a field day with.
Posted by BMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2005
16269 posts
Posted on 8/2/21 at 3:19 pm to
Always tuck my shirt in. Doesn't help in this case though.

Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
32537 posts
Posted on 8/2/21 at 3:25 pm to
Wear dry fit shirt man.
Posted by BRsundog
BR
Member since Feb 2020
253 posts
Posted on 8/2/21 at 4:08 pm to
It was this active banana republic shirt polo I got. Taking out of summer rotation.
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
32537 posts
Posted on 8/2/21 at 4:24 pm to
Dry fit shorts too
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 8/2/21 at 5:49 pm to
I wear dry fit shirts, shorts, and boxer briefs and they're all 3 all soaking wet after a round in the summer.
Posted by dpd901
South Louisiana
Member since Apr 2011
7511 posts
Posted on 8/2/21 at 5:59 pm to
quote:

Wear dry fit shirt man.



Bro, I played Ellendale Froday afternoon wearing dri-fit everything and took a Robinul tablet. No wind, high humidity and a heat index around 100… I’d have been less wet had I jumped in the pool after the round.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62984 posts
Posted on 8/2/21 at 7:16 pm to
I get it too. Tucked or untucked, various different underwear fabrics, doesn't matter. By hole 3 I'm full on piss pants. By hole 9 every inch of clothing is drenched so it's less noticeable.

It's not even a fatty thing for me. It has gotten worse as I've lost weight.
Posted by WhiskeyThrottle
Weatherford Tx
Member since Nov 2017
5312 posts
Posted on 8/3/21 at 10:38 am to
Dump water on the rest of yourself so it all looks the same.
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81622 posts
Posted on 8/4/21 at 9:55 am to
Eliminate cotton from your summers.
Posted by SagesSon
Member since Apr 2019
754 posts
Posted on 8/4/21 at 10:11 am to
My regular golf groups call it "swamp arse".

Tuck it. Untuck it. Dri-Fit. Cotton. Naked. It doesn't matter. Play golf in this humid, hot, beautiful area we call The South, and by 88 degrees and 60%+ humidity, you have a developing case of the swamp arse.

If we go eat afterwards, we all feel like we sat down after putting on wet swim trunks that you took off two hours ago.
Posted by BRsundog
BR
Member since Feb 2020
253 posts
Posted on 8/4/21 at 10:41 am to
Yea. I ran into the grocery store and immediately my entire crotch area was freezing.

I was hoping y’all would tell me there was some secret shirt that helped.

I’m gonna get dark color shorts ASAP.
Posted by xGeauxLSUx
United States of Atrophy
Member since Oct 2008
20997 posts
Posted on 8/4/21 at 10:53 am to
Grow out a massive bush.
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 8/4/21 at 9:07 pm to
quote:

It looked like I pissed myself!


Can’t say that I’ve ever had that, but I’ve sweated through clothing many times. Usually the seat of the pants. Sure you didn’t forget to shake enough at the bathroom break on the turn? Are you the only one who looks like this? Certainly others are sweating as profusely. As such, who cares?
Posted by GhostofLesticleMiles
High Plains Drifter
Member since Sep 2019
952 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 6:27 am to
Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
15810 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 6:32 am to
Get a “clothing fitting.”

Although nothing will work, you can get some “dry fit, moisture wicking” gear. I even have “performance” underwear. When it’s 100 degrees with high humidity, nothing will work.

Wear lighter shades like white, khaki, etc.

Posted by theone
LSU
Member since Nov 2005
1811 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 10:05 pm to
Spray gold bond is the trick
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