Your resturant secrets / hacks

I noticed when I eat all the tortilla chips at my local mexican restaurant that they don’t even pay attention and just bring another basket without charging me. Craziest thing and happens every time I go. Of course I’ll never reveal my honeyhole so don’t even bother asking me to reveal my honeyhole local mexican restaurant.

I don't think this is a secret... or hack. It's you not wanting to spend money on a steak.

Some Mexican restaurants have quite the tasty burger although it is difficult to order a burger at a Mexican joint with all of the other offerings, I get that. But if you have a craving for a decent burger and have a Mexican place nearby you may want to give it a try.

I usually order off menu items that they don't advertise and are only offered to me. I think they are called "specials"

What a dumb arse thread. OP probably thinks he is beating the system going and only ordering off happy hour menu

Drink water during the meal then after you pay ask for a soft drink or tea to go.

In New Orleans

Waiter: Have you been here before?

Always yes. I dont want to be treated like some dumb tourist and I dont need help with the menu as I prob know it better than the server

order lots of beers wherever you go

1 - Anyone who says a certain restaurant has the best cheap steaks in the region may understand what cheap means, but they have no idea what a good steak tastes like. With steak, you get cheap and you get good, almost never both cheap and good.


2 - Try not to order fish on Monday, especially in a restaurant away from the beach.


3 - Always question if the special of the day is something the chef would like very much to get rid of.


4 - If you are one of those who tell their waiter they tip extra for some special consideration, understand the waiter immediately hates you and doesn't believe you.


5 - It is hard to beat a catfish restaurant that cooks crinkle cut fries. If they cook crinkle fries and are an all you can eat place, get seconds on the fries, also.


6 - BBQ always tastes better after the third beer.



7 - Good fried dill pickles are always worth ordering.



8 - If they have squeeze bottles of homemade Thousand Island dressing and Captain's Wafers Crackers on the table. Call me and let me know the name and address of the place.


9 - Good onion rings are an art form. Respect the artist who creates them.



That might be all the advice I can give.



Oh, sorry the #4 is the best thing on the menu at Taco Bell.

Never said anything about pizza, or Biloxi.


Happy for you and the a-hole customer.