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Why is American chocolate so horrible?

Posted on 11/30/18 at 11:54 am
Posted by Oscillate Wildly
England
Member since Aug 2018
185 posts
Posted on 11/30/18 at 11:54 am
Nearly as horrible as Budweiser.
Posted by RedPop4
Santiago de Compostela
Member since Jan 2005
14384 posts
Posted on 11/30/18 at 11:55 am to
You should leave again. You were a better poster when you were gone.
Posted by Styxion
St. George, LA
Member since Sep 2012
1596 posts
Posted on 11/30/18 at 11:56 am to
Can't give a reason, but I second your thought. American chocolate sucks.
Posted by Oscillate Wildly
England
Member since Aug 2018
185 posts
Posted on 11/30/18 at 11:56 am to
Just a short return to cause some carnage. Don’t get your knickers in a twist.
Posted by Mstate
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2009
9642 posts
Posted on 11/30/18 at 11:58 am to
When I was in elementary schools a classmate and his family would go skiing in Switzerland once a year and bring back Swiss chocolate for the whole class. It was amazing. That’s all I got
Posted by Notro
Alison Brie's Boobs
Member since Sep 2011
7879 posts
Posted on 11/30/18 at 11:59 am to
Posted by Oscillate Wildly
England
Member since Aug 2018
185 posts
Posted on 11/30/18 at 12:00 pm to
Switzerland gets the Bronze medal for chocolate.

Silver to Belgium. Gold of course for Great Britain.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
118757 posts
Posted on 11/30/18 at 12:01 pm to
Mass manufacturing
Posted by rowbear1922
Lake Chuck, LA
Member since Oct 2008
15164 posts
Posted on 11/30/18 at 12:01 pm to
So you "come back" with less than 200 posts and start multiple shitty threads? Got it.

Enjoy banland in less than a week.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
67956 posts
Posted on 11/30/18 at 12:01 pm to
Same reason there is horrible chocolate in Europe, there is a market for cheap stuff. You can get better quality on both continents.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
66965 posts
Posted on 11/30/18 at 12:01 pm to
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Nearly as horrible as Budweiser.

for the same reasons

Major consolidation in the candy industry following WWII led to a lack of consumer choice (only like 2 or 3 major brands). Those brands then, over time, implemented cost savings measures at the expense of quality, but consumers had few, if any choices, so they simply adapted to the inferior product. The same thing happened with coffee up until companies like Starbucks changed the public perception of what coffee is supposed to taste like. The same thing happened with the craft beer movement, and is now slowly happening with chocolate. People who travel abroad discovered what chocolate should taste like and small chocolate companies trying to replicate that product are etching away market share from the big cocoa cartel.
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
67727 posts
Posted on 11/30/18 at 12:03 pm to
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Why is American chocolate so horrible?


Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79001 posts
Posted on 11/30/18 at 12:07 pm to
If you're going to pretend to be British you should probably travel abroad first

British chocolate trolling? WTF?
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
43317 posts
Posted on 11/30/18 at 12:10 pm to
PO-TAY-TOE

Posted by LoneStarRanger
Texas/Europe
Member since Aug 2018
2404 posts
Posted on 11/30/18 at 1:09 pm to
You mean the major manufacturers like Hershey? Yeah it's poop.

But the US is filled with a huge amount of artisans who over the past 20 years have taken chocolate bars to a new level.

Now bonbons/truffles...yeah, they aren't very good in the US.

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Switzerland gets the Bronze medal for chocolate. Silver to Belgium. Gold of course for Great Britain.


WTF...british chocolate? No. The French make the best chocolates...French speaking Swiss, the french speaking Belgians, and the French speaking French.





But, American Brownies are still the GOAT. They are becoming pretty popular here, and everyone always asks me to give them a recipe.
This post was edited on 11/30/18 at 1:12 pm
Posted by BugAC
St. George
Member since Oct 2007
52719 posts
Posted on 11/30/18 at 1:26 pm to
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Why is American chocolate so horrible?


It's not. Plenty of good chocolatiers in America. Stop eating Nestle or Snickers and thinking "this is the best America has to offer".

French Broad Chocolates out of Asheville, NC is really good. Calandro's has a whole shelf next to their vintage candy of craft chocolates. I can't remember the name, but i always have a stick of one brand in my fridge.
Posted by Crazy Hoss
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2018
350 posts
Posted on 11/30/18 at 1:30 pm to
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Lot of sugar and most American chocolate is milk chocolate.


somehow the texture of the swiss chocalate even makes a difference
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
77843 posts
Posted on 11/30/18 at 1:30 pm to
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Why is American chocolate so horrible?


i honestly dont look at where chocolate is made. i know godiva is yummy and i usually go for the 'adult chocolate' section at walgreens with all the dark chocolate bars and random shite like cranberries and broken glass in it.
This post was edited on 11/30/18 at 1:31 pm
Posted by TigerMyth36
River Ridge
Member since Nov 2005
39725 posts
Posted on 11/30/18 at 1:34 pm to
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Lot of sugar
I always heard the opposite. I always hear the Brits complaining that US chocolate is bland and less sweet.
Posted by hungryone
river parishes
Member since Sep 2010
11987 posts
Posted on 11/30/18 at 8:51 pm to
Most Walgreens and many other stores sell Ritter Sport bars (German chocolate), and Toblerone (Swiss) are easily found, as are the Guylian and a couple other mass market Belgian brands.

Plenty of gross Brit chocolate abounds: those dank Scottish macaroon bars with the potato starch fondant filling and coconut dust exterior, the terrible Crunchie bar.....

For my money, I’ll take French chocolates any day. You can keep the mass produced stuff, or the pretending to be Euro Godiva with the too thick couverture, or the wanna be local stuff that’s designed to ship. I want one (or two, or three) of Alain Ducasse’s pistachio praline bars, or his mendiants with almonds, figs, and candied orange peel. Sadly, Ducasse doesn’t ship to the US.
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