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Posted on 2/1/21 at 1:55 pm
Posted by andouille
A table near a waiter.
Member since Dec 2004
10700 posts
Posted on 2/1/21 at 1:55 pm
I tore a hamstring and I'll be on crutches for a bit, it is no fun trying to get around on those damn things. We stopped for lunch at Roux 61, the greeter b*tch gives the person seating us 2 menus and says "table 18". And we start walking, this idiot, in spite of seeing my condition, seats us at a table in the back room, about as far as you can get from the front door. I had to stop for a break before I got there, I was annoyed.

On the way out I stopped at her desk, I said, "if I may make a suggestion, when you see a customer come in on crutches or a cane, please seat them as close as possible, not in the back room".

Her ridiculous answer? "I have to seat people according to our rotation chart".



Posted by LNCHBOX
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Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 2/1/21 at 1:57 pm to
Guess it would have been too hard to ask before being seated instead of making a snippy remark on the way out. What exactly did you expect at that point?
Posted by SUB
Member since Jan 2001
Member since Jan 2009
20732 posts
Posted on 2/1/21 at 1:59 pm to
I gotta agree here. Cut the "woe is me" crap and just tell them what you want.
Posted by hubertcumberdale
Member since Nov 2009
6454 posts
Posted on 2/1/21 at 2:00 pm to
wish i could downvote this more
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
37712 posts
Posted on 2/1/21 at 2:04 pm to
Pussy
Posted by gumpinmizzou
Member since May 2017
2785 posts
Posted on 2/1/21 at 2:04 pm to
You sound like a douche.

If it was important to you, you should have asked to be seated near the door.
Posted by BigDropper
Member since Jul 2009
7604 posts
Posted on 2/1/21 at 2:13 pm to
quote:

may make a suggestion, when you see a customer come in on crutches or a cane, please seat them as close as possible, not in the back room

Should have said that when you walked in...

Don't arse U ME these people have your best interest in mind, she was probably just following the seating rotation and didn't realize you were that out of shape.

Next time, order a damn salad!
Posted by andouille
A table near a waiter.
Member since Dec 2004
10700 posts
Posted on 2/1/21 at 2:16 pm to
To all my critics, it was not a snippy remark, it was meant to helpful to others. We were too far gone to the back room and the seater was way ahead of me, I was just asking them to be considerate of the next person who has a handicap.

Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
162190 posts
Posted on 2/1/21 at 2:19 pm to
Let me add the following to the conversation

1. I'm a fat arse
2. I broke my leg last year and was on crutches for a while
3. I've been to the restaurant and it's not that big

I would have never made a big deal out of this

Are you some morbidly obese octogenarian with AIDS or something? JFC you're on crutches, not a double amputee without a wheelchair.
Posted by Coater
Madison, MS
Member since Jun 2005
33055 posts
Posted on 2/1/21 at 2:20 pm to
Be honest. Your weight puts you in the COVID high risk category and you probably should have been at home anyway
Posted by andouille
A table near a waiter.
Member since Dec 2004
10700 posts
Posted on 2/1/21 at 2:21 pm to
quote:

Should have said that when you walked in...

Don't arse U ME these people have your best interest in mind, she was probably just following the seating rotation and didn't realize you were that out of shape.

Next time, order a damn salad!


I tore the hammie overdoing the exercise bike, actually I ordered the grilled shrimp, double broccoli, no dirty rice (keto), the broccoli was so salty it was inedible.

JHC, you people are insufferable asshats.
This post was edited on 2/1/21 at 2:23 pm
Posted by mxs1998
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2005
816 posts
Posted on 2/1/21 at 2:30 pm to
quote:

JHC, you people are insufferable asshats.



Posted by Baers Foot
Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns
Member since Dec 2011
3535 posts
Posted on 2/1/21 at 2:30 pm to
quote:

Pussy
Posted by TackySweater
Member since Dec 2020
11638 posts
Posted on 2/1/21 at 2:36 pm to
Wait. You’re calling everyone else here insufferable?
Posted by tigerdup07
Member since Dec 2007
21966 posts
Posted on 2/1/21 at 2:39 pm to
this is why our country is one big vagina.

toughen up, queen
Posted by Hat Tricks
Member since Oct 2003
28610 posts
Posted on 2/1/21 at 2:42 pm to
quote:

To all my critics, it was not a snippy remark, it was meant to helpful to others


Oh bullshite. You weren't trying to be helpful. You started out your first post by referring to the girl as "greeter bitch" and the topic of your post is "dumbass greeter." Get the frick out of here with your woe is me bullshite. You could have easily taken charge of the situation from the beginning and avoided the whole mess. The fact that you came on here to complain about it later makes it even that much worse.
This post was edited on 2/1/21 at 2:44 pm
Posted by Lee Chatelain
I love the OT!
Member since Oct 2008
11324 posts
Posted on 2/1/21 at 2:46 pm to
quote:

andouille


Should've been smart enough to ask for a close table. Not her fault.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
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Posted on 2/1/21 at 3:03 pm to
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48829 posts
Posted on 2/1/21 at 3:05 pm to

When they bring the cornbread


This post was edited on 2/1/21 at 3:06 pm
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57438 posts
Posted on 2/1/21 at 3:18 pm to
you had to stop and take a break from using crutches to get to the other side of a restaurant?
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