Lyrics You Totally Got Wrong as a Child

Blinded by the Light

I still hear "Wrapped up like a douche, another rumor in the night"

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Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night

i thought hey jude was hey jew and about the holocaust

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I still hear "Wrapped up like a douche, another rumor in the night"

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I always thought that it was the same thing, except I heard "Roamer" instead of rumor.

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Blinded by the Light

I still hear "Wrapped up like a douche, another rumor in the night"

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beat me to it

Somebody I knew in high school said their little brother thought "don't it make my brown eyes blue" was "donuts make my brown eyes blue". Whenever I hear the song, I still laugh and sing it with the donuts line. Which is funny, because I was told that story 40 years ago.

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I thought they were singing "There's a bathroom on the right".

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I've seen this mentioned several times as the most famous example of mixed up lyrics, and yet I can't hear it even if I try and force myself

Blondie's Heart of glass. The line is "Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind." I hear "love's naugahyde."

Two from Werewolves of London. I thought it said: He was a hairy handed gent who ran a mutton tent.

I also thought he said: And his hair was purple!

In Turning Japanese, I still can't tell if he says Cyclone Ranger or Psyched lone ranger.

I'd throw away the cars and bomb the wars.

Big ole jet out Atlanta, don't carry me too far away