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re: Looking back at times where you missed out on an obvious opportunity for sex
Posted on 9/10/21 at 10:59 am to chinhoyang
Posted on 9/10/21 at 10:59 am to chinhoyang
Boston made an album about this sort of thing back in the day, I believe.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 11:02 am to chinhoyang
Bachelor party in Las Vegas.
I was in an elevator with about 4 decent looking women clearly at a bachelorette party in the Venetian on my way back to my hotel room.
One of the women asks me to help her with her heels so I did. While I was doing it, she made the comment to her friends, "he's really good at this. We should have him come with us." I turned them down because the next scheduled event was in 20 minutes.
They all left for the same room and when I told my buddies at the bachelor party about it they unanimously agreed I was an idiot.
I was in an elevator with about 4 decent looking women clearly at a bachelorette party in the Venetian on my way back to my hotel room.
One of the women asks me to help her with her heels so I did. While I was doing it, she made the comment to her friends, "he's really good at this. We should have him come with us." I turned them down because the next scheduled event was in 20 minutes.
They all left for the same room and when I told my buddies at the bachelor party about it they unanimously agreed I was an idiot.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 11:08 am to chinhoyang
This girl I’ve known for years wanted me to go out with her friend on a double date with a guy she was trying to frick. We go eat at a restaurant and then hit the bar.
We end up back at my friends place. She had a fold out couch in the living room for me and the girl. She and the other guy go to her bedroom. The girl and I are making out on the couch when all of a sudden you here a crash.
Apparently, the guy got whiskey dick and couldn’t get it up. She kicked him out of bed and threw the lamp off her nightstand at him. He got dressed and took off in his truck. She came out of the bedroom and told us we’d had to go. I asked her if she wanted to get a hotel room, but she declined and went home.
We end up back at my friends place. She had a fold out couch in the living room for me and the girl. She and the other guy go to her bedroom. The girl and I are making out on the couch when all of a sudden you here a crash.
Apparently, the guy got whiskey dick and couldn’t get it up. She kicked him out of bed and threw the lamp off her nightstand at him. He got dressed and took off in his truck. She came out of the bedroom and told us we’d had to go. I asked her if she wanted to get a hotel room, but she declined and went home.
This post was edited on 9/10/21 at 11:09 am
Posted on 9/10/21 at 11:19 am to chinhoyang
The only thing that helps is knowing that we all have a handful of these
Posted on 9/10/21 at 11:23 am to chinhoyang
When I was 17 one of my moms friends, whom I’ve known for most of my life stopped by our house for a visit (back when people use to show up to visit unannounced) but my mom wasn’t home.
She was in her early 40’s, face wasn’t all that great but body looked nice with a set of natural DD’s. I answered the door in swim trunks, no shirt and invited her in. I told her my mom was in Little Rock for the day. She asked where my dad was, and I told her he’s on a work trip.
She says well I haven’t seen you in months and gives me a hug. As she released the hug slowly, she let her fingertips go down my back, stopping at my lower back and gently rubbing it. The whole time she’s looking at me while doing this and I just take a quick step back like a bitch. I don’t know if I was more scared of that older pussy or my mom finding out.
I regret to this day not going in for the kill.
She was in her early 40’s, face wasn’t all that great but body looked nice with a set of natural DD’s. I answered the door in swim trunks, no shirt and invited her in. I told her my mom was in Little Rock for the day. She asked where my dad was, and I told her he’s on a work trip.
She says well I haven’t seen you in months and gives me a hug. As she released the hug slowly, she let her fingertips go down my back, stopping at my lower back and gently rubbing it. The whole time she’s looking at me while doing this and I just take a quick step back like a bitch. I don’t know if I was more scared of that older pussy or my mom finding out.
I regret to this day not going in for the kill.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 11:28 am to chinhoyang
One I'm glad I missed (I think): While in college, friend and I go to the mall. In the parking lot, nice looking (but giving out a very weird vibe) girl comes up to us and asks for a ride. Friend says yes. She then asks us if we want to go out to Lake Texoma with her. She made it obvious that sex was in the picture.
My friend is thinking letter to Penthouse. I'm thinking three guys waiting for us in ambush to kick our arse and/or rob us. I forget how I did it, but I cock blocked the deal. I have no regrets because there is no way in hell this girl was legitimately interested in a devil's threesome.
My friend is thinking letter to Penthouse. I'm thinking three guys waiting for us in ambush to kick our arse and/or rob us. I forget how I did it, but I cock blocked the deal. I have no regrets because there is no way in hell this girl was legitimately interested in a devil's threesome.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 11:41 am to chinhoyang
i wont go into boring details on specific instances but on a more philosophical level, the few times that this happened to me, i remember thinking shortly after that "there will be another time" or "i'll do things differently next time i see her" or something similar, but there never was another time for the couple of girls im thinking of.
it's so weird how that happens. i feel like i don't even remember the occasional instances where there actually was another time and things did go differently and we hooked up. those first encounters that i completely fricked up become meaningless due to the second chance, but they weren't any different to begin with.
now, all i remember are the opportunities that were squandered. brains are cruel.
it's so weird how that happens. i feel like i don't even remember the occasional instances where there actually was another time and things did go differently and we hooked up. those first encounters that i completely fricked up become meaningless due to the second chance, but they weren't any different to begin with.
now, all i remember are the opportunities that were squandered. brains are cruel.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 11:45 am to chinhoyang
I feel like there are many categories of this, each with their own level of pain.
1) Young, stupid, and not able to read a sign
2) Young, know how to read the sign, but don’t know how to act
3) Pass on an OT7 because you think you have a shot at her OT9 friend - lose out on both
4) Pass on an opportunity because you think the window will be open for a while, window slams shut the next day
5) Try to be faithful early in dating, dating relationship with the other girl ends a few weeks later
….I think I’ve checked off all of these boxes
1) Young, stupid, and not able to read a sign
2) Young, know how to read the sign, but don’t know how to act
3) Pass on an OT7 because you think you have a shot at her OT9 friend - lose out on both
4) Pass on an opportunity because you think the window will be open for a while, window slams shut the next day
5) Try to be faithful early in dating, dating relationship with the other girl ends a few weeks later
….I think I’ve checked off all of these boxes
Posted on 9/10/21 at 12:36 pm to chinhoyang
In an Asian county in the late 80s. A roll in the hay (with a good looking native hottie) was usually $20. I was at one time presented with a proposition of two girls at once for $30, for whatever reason I passed (i think to t---ty frick a large breasted gal), I've always regretted that.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 12:44 pm to chinhoyang
Once I almost missed out, but redeemed it.
I was in the Guard in college and after drill on a Saturday went in this grocery store to buy beer in uniform. I ran into a girl I knew from high school who was working the checkout line. She says "you look good enough to frick". I was so caught off guard I just laughed and left. As soon as I walked out I realized I was retarded. I ran home and called the stored (this was in the 90s) and asked to talk to her. I asked her to hang out after she got off. We hooked up and my earlier frick up ended up working out.
I was in the Guard in college and after drill on a Saturday went in this grocery store to buy beer in uniform. I ran into a girl I knew from high school who was working the checkout line. She says "you look good enough to frick". I was so caught off guard I just laughed and left. As soon as I walked out I realized I was retarded. I ran home and called the stored (this was in the 90s) and asked to talk to her. I asked her to hang out after she got off. We hooked up and my earlier frick up ended up working out.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 12:47 pm to chinhoyang
shite, baw. I had one come out right before I got married and out and out told me. She used to come to my apartment in college to go over biology notes . She was best friends with my cousin and actually lived about a half mile away when we were growing up and what is worse, I had the hots for her in high school. She became a doctor.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 12:48 pm to chinhoyang
Worked with a very good looking and overly flirtatious older Hawaiian woman when I was single. She calls me up and says a bunch of friends from work are going out on her boat for that Saturday. I show up, and it's just the two of us. I don't think too much about it, cos I'm not too bright, and, cos she was married. I could have been Jody, easily. Thought about it, but I didn't want to be the guy that this ultimately happened to in the future.
Now, had she said her husband was cool with it? Prolly woulda given her some disappointment.
Now, had she said her husband was cool with it? Prolly woulda given her some disappointment.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 12:49 pm to chinhoyang
In hs I met up with my girlfriend that was house sitting with her friend. Her friend kept sucking on my fingers like she was gonna blow me and what did I do? Nothing.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 12:56 pm to chinhoyang
Girl I knew really well, total friend zone in high school and college, climbed into bed with me in college and took her shirt off. She was very attractive. I had passed out drunk early on at her house in her bed on top of the covers fully clothed.
I was so drunk I didn’t realize what was going on and said “oh sorry I’ll take the couch”.
Next day she told me what happened and said she tried to hook up and I turned her down and “probably for best anyway, might’ve ruined our friendship”. We are no longer friends anyway.
I think about this so much more than I should.
I was so drunk I didn’t realize what was going on and said “oh sorry I’ll take the couch”.
Next day she told me what happened and said she tried to hook up and I turned her down and “probably for best anyway, might’ve ruined our friendship”. We are no longer friends anyway.
I think about this so much more than I should.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 1:06 pm to chinhoyang
My buddy in the Army had his sister in town and he set me up with her. Things were going well then we all go back to his house and as we're getting heated, I notice she had a jayhawk tattoo above her ankle.
I couldn't do it. Just couldn't. I even thought about grudge f ing her but the thought was repulsive after what they pulled against my fellow Missourians in the 1800s.
I couldn't do it. Just couldn't. I even thought about grudge f ing her but the thought was repulsive after what they pulled against my fellow Missourians in the 1800s.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 1:08 pm to chinhoyang
I’ve had a few but there is this one that was so incredibly hot that it actually bothers me to this day. I was younger than her by 2 years so admittedly I was intimidated.
She had a boyfriend too and I was worried about him because he and his friends were sort of a badass and they definitely would have messed me up. But she was soooooo hot and we were very intimate for about 2 weeks. we messed around a good bit and then it ended. Her boyfriend came back and it just ended.
I think back to one night where it was on. She met me out and we went back to my place at her request and it was so on. I gave her a foot massage, then her while body and she massaged me and it was totally erotic but we didn’t go all the way. It kills me.
I admit that I’ve tried to look her up to see what she looks like today but I can’t find her. Deep down I hope that she aged poorly so I won’t feel so bad.
She was so friggin hot
She had a boyfriend too and I was worried about him because he and his friends were sort of a badass and they definitely would have messed me up. But she was soooooo hot and we were very intimate for about 2 weeks. we messed around a good bit and then it ended. Her boyfriend came back and it just ended.
I think back to one night where it was on. She met me out and we went back to my place at her request and it was so on. I gave her a foot massage, then her while body and she massaged me and it was totally erotic but we didn’t go all the way. It kills me.
I admit that I’ve tried to look her up to see what she looks like today but I can’t find her. Deep down I hope that she aged poorly so I won’t feel so bad.
She was so friggin hot
This post was edited on 9/10/21 at 1:23 pm
Posted on 9/10/21 at 1:10 pm to chinhoyang
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Years later, I run into her gay younger brother. We were talking about his sister (with whom he apparently had a falling out) and he said "she would have fricked your brains out all summer if you hadn't have been so busy treating her like some Princess."
So you mean that you hooked up with the brother instead?
Posted on 9/10/21 at 2:09 pm to chinhoyang
Thankfully our HOA has banned premarital sex.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 2:20 pm to chinhoyang
I met this lady (she might have been a little older) in biology class. From what I remember it was halfway through the semester and I’ve never had seen her before.
She’s making small talk etc. after class she needs a ride to her room at a house she’s renting. She invites me inside. Offers me water or coke. We talk for a few minutes and I leave to go to work. I never saw her in class again. Wtf.
I have had a few recently that have pulled me aside at networking events to tell me that they are recently divorced or have broken up with their boyfriend. I’m married. But I don’t know if these confessions mean anything.
She’s making small talk etc. after class she needs a ride to her room at a house she’s renting. She invites me inside. Offers me water or coke. We talk for a few minutes and I leave to go to work. I never saw her in class again. Wtf.
I have had a few recently that have pulled me aside at networking events to tell me that they are recently divorced or have broken up with their boyfriend. I’m married. But I don’t know if these confessions mean anything.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 2:34 pm to chinhoyang
If I had a time machine: Note to self, never, ever, miss an opportunity for good sex.
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