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re: When was the last time that you shite your pants?
Posted on 9/7/21 at 1:37 am to Korkstand
Posted on 9/7/21 at 1:37 am to Korkstand
In Vietnam I came down with a nasty case of dysentery from drinking out of streams. Was running a mild fever but it didn’t hit me until we went one a 7-mile patrol. Did my best but it blew two miles from base camp. Didn’t smell at all (of course we all stunk anyway) but drenched my camos.
Pardon the pun but you can imagine how much shite I caught from my fellow Marines.
Spent 3 days recovering while sitting on a makeshift shitter. Dysentery is nothing to laugh at.
Pardon the pun but you can imagine how much shite I caught from my fellow Marines.
Spent 3 days recovering while sitting on a makeshift shitter. Dysentery is nothing to laugh at.
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Posted on 9/7/21 at 1:51 am to cubsfan5150
I did at work almost exactly a year ago. Keto squirts 
Luckily I was along in sales offices and I threw my underwear in the warehouse bathroom trash can where the blue collar guys work and I headed home for the day
Luckily I was along in sales offices and I threw my underwear in the warehouse bathroom trash can where the blue collar guys work and I headed home for the day
This post was edited on 9/7/21 at 1:52 am
Posted on 9/7/21 at 2:16 am to cubsfan5150
Tried to pass a fart in class the morning after drinking moonshine and eating 3am cookout.
It wasn’t a fart.
Needless to say I walked right outta there. Thankfully we had already taken the attendance quiz.
It wasn’t a fart.
Needless to say I walked right outta there. Thankfully we had already taken the attendance quiz.
Posted on 9/7/21 at 3:19 am to cubsfan5150
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Went to Lake CDA today
Subtle...
Posted on 9/7/21 at 7:12 am to cubsfan5150
A couple weeks ago, thought I needed to fart... I was wrong
Posted on 9/7/21 at 7:19 am to cubsfan5150
The shite people will post on here
Posted on 9/7/21 at 7:26 am to cubsfan5150
It's been a while.
That lovely moment when you realize the fart you're trying to squeeze out is really diarrhea.
Posted on 9/7/21 at 7:27 am to cubsfan5150
Posted on 9/7/21 at 7:29 am to Passing Wind
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This thread screams Oweo level
It’s worse than that. Poo threads should warrant an automatic permaban.
Posted on 9/7/21 at 7:33 am to Misnomer
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But there was no amount of clenching that could contain the inevitable. Finally I had to let go.
I would have pulled over and shite on the shoulder
If I couldn’t have made it to green grass off the side. No way I’m opting to just shite on myself and sit in it for an hour.
Posted on 9/7/21 at 7:46 am to Mizz-SEC
quote:I think a lot more of us have had that happen than are willing to admit it.
That lovely moment when you realize the fart you're trying to squeeze out is really diarrhea.
Posted on 9/7/21 at 8:08 am to cubsfan5150
2009 during Mardi Gras.. The Saturday before MG.. I drank Cranberry and Vodka through out the day. I was warned that large amounts of cranberry makes you shite. Sunday woke up and didn't have to crap so showered and we went uptown for Thoth.
While on the route I could feel the rumblings. I waited for that to subside but it didn't. I gave the high sign to my GF to "let's go now". About 4 blocks to my parked car and LOOONG painful ride back to Mid City. I was actually moaning and praying I could hold it.. As soon as I got out of the car the dam broke. My pants were full.. and I wasn't finished yet.. I don't think I have ever taken that big of a crap and it had to be in my pants..
While on the route I could feel the rumblings. I waited for that to subside but it didn't. I gave the high sign to my GF to "let's go now". About 4 blocks to my parked car and LOOONG painful ride back to Mid City. I was actually moaning and praying I could hold it.. As soon as I got out of the car the dam broke. My pants were full.. and I wasn't finished yet.. I don't think I have ever taken that big of a crap and it had to be in my pants..
Posted on 9/7/21 at 8:26 am to cubsfan5150
Couple years ago I got food poisoning.
I was vomiting and shitting so bad that eventually I just laid in the tub and gave up. Turned on the shower and let the water wash over me and clean me as I projectiled fluids from both ends. There was no fighting it. Two days of absolute misery.
I was vomiting and shitting so bad that eventually I just laid in the tub and gave up. Turned on the shower and let the water wash over me and clean me as I projectiled fluids from both ends. There was no fighting it. Two days of absolute misery.
Posted on 9/7/21 at 8:57 am to cubsfan5150
Three weeks ago I sharted while jogging a mile from the end. Never happened before.
Posted on 9/7/21 at 9:06 am to cubsfan5150
If I have too much milk type products this can be a problem. I usually take lactose tablets to help
Posted on 9/7/21 at 9:46 am to cubsfan5150
About 5 years ago. I got popped in the head and neck by 13 of those big yellow and black ground bumblebees while mowing on my tractor. Wife gives me a double dose of Benadryl. I wake up sometime in the night with boxers full of what I can only describe as oatmeal crap and sick as a dog.
Posted on 9/7/21 at 11:13 am to cubsfan5150
A few years ago. Wireless was down so I drove 5 miles away to sit in the library parking lot to use theirs. I had a complete ambush of ones of those that starts solid then ends wet, they're damn near impossible to hold. I could barely drive from squeezing it so hard, pulled into the driveway and the bottom fell out. Having a toilet full in your trousers will humble you right quick
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